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+** Food for thought ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ  

pal334 69M  
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5/29/2019 4:43 am

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+** Food for thought ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ

My friend emailed me a zinger. We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate . Are any of them striking close to home for you?

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

*I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the in touch!
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/29/2019 4:43 am
The best for last!

*The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/29/2019 5:35 am

 Those were good ones!

I don't have to worry about the first though. In a multi unit apartment building, I have to get dressed just to get the mail.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
5/29/2019 5:38 am

 The Chinese language one is so cute


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
5/29/2019 6:27 am

 I'm shocked there was no post about National Burger Day yesterday.... or is that only up here in Canada.....


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/29/2019 7:20 am

 Very good Pal. hugs V
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/29/2019 9:13 am

 Pal, these were great I was reading them to hubby and he was laughing too he got a real chuckle out of the HOOTERS one.. I hope you have an awesome day..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scott6250 61M

5/29/2019 2:11 pm

 Those are good ones, lol!
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