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๐ฉโโคโ๐โ๐ฉ The laws of " Murphy"?
๐ฉโโคโ๐โ๐ฉ The laws of " Murphy"? 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those live by the sword get shot by those don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. . The things that come to those wait may be the things left by those got there first. . Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. . Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. . When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people weren't smart enough to get of jury duty. |
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That first law is so true
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The laws are so true these days
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11/22/2019 7:08 am |
If it sounds to good to be true, it is....... If you look back, you slow down.. If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space...
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Good one loved it hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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11/22/2019 8:19 am |
love this story, very well written
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nice breakdown I agree
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11/22/2019 9:54 am |
Very true these days. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Happy Friday Pal, I hope your day was a good one, and I love these, they are always a great read and reminder and that last one always makes me LOL as it's so very true. I hope you enjoy your weekend..
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