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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
11/8/2021 9:55 am

Good ones!! LOL!!


ThatOtherMan_TOM 63M
76 posts
11/8/2021 10:36 am

"Does this count as a date?" That one's OK xo


peladodel56 67M
10340 posts
11/8/2021 10:43 am

Tira las llaves de las esposas y aprovéchate de mi... ¿Ya te has corrido? ... ja, jaaaa


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/8/2021 11:09 am

The thing that was said that freaked me out trhe most was a woman who kept saying "I'm a tiger". It sort of killed the moment.


LordMandrakeJB 68M
666 posts
11/8/2021 11:47 am

The best/worst one ever used on me by my 1st ex-wife... While holding on to my raging hard-on... Are you ready yet?

And now we know why she is the Ex.. LOL


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/8/2021 12:43 pm

lol 😂 👍 I took notes, in case I ever have sex again. 😶❗


scottv69 61M
6791 posts
11/8/2021 1:14 pm

very good ones my friend.


AdventurousGuy07 59M
672 posts
11/8/2021 1:44 pm

I would never want to hear this...


voyeur2017 61M  
1481 posts
11/8/2021 2:59 pm

good to know ... I need to change my dirty talk narrative ..


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/8/2021 3:31 pm

she doesn't talk during sex!


1salesman3 69M
7623 posts
11/8/2021 4:54 pm

Great ones. Got a good laugh.


Otis_Good 71M
4037 posts
11/8/2021 10:14 pm

You want to put it where ?

Why would you do that ?

Don't pee in my mouth .

I don't even let my husband do that .


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
11/8/2021 11:31 pm

I have said "WTF were you thinking?" In my defense I had just gotten hurt. And that's how the sex that night ended, LOL.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
11/9/2021 12:16 am

Paper or plastic?

Yes, I have no bananas

Shut up! If I wanted to listen I'd get kindle

Pay no mind to the seeing eye dog.

Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me!

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


easyrider4008 67M
2562 posts
11/9/2021 2:28 am

How about use your imagination? xoxo


needluv814 51M  
276 posts
11/9/2021 3:09 am

Ex wife while trying to set the mood for the yearly tryst, Will you just stick it in and get this over with?


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
11/9/2021 6:24 am

....someone was having a mischievous Monday.....

....carpe diem Red....


in2allholes 65M
1 post
11/9/2021 7:33 pm

Is it my Birthday already?


rosellenc2012 49M
3440 posts
11/14/2021 7:48 am

sometimes I talk during sex, for example... "you do it so well", "I like it very much", "and now let me...", "I love these bursts..."


Johnnybgood960 63M
55 posts
11/19/2021 4:36 pm

Lmao
..good blog


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