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What The Flock... Is Your Problem...? ๐ฑ4
What The Flock... Is Your Problem...? ๐ฑ4 A F F is still messing with the text here . Please be patient. Hello everyone. It's Friday. And this regular feature of mine is back. Complaining never helps, right? Well... it might, make you feel better and relieve some stress. Here's your chance to vent. I am ready, to listen. Should I mention again... how this site... is... Nah... It's getting boring! ๐ถ Spring is springing here. The lakes and rivers are free of ice. And... the Canada geese are back, from wherever it is, they go. I live not far, from the river shore. This week, I was, on the way to work, when I see the cars in front of m.e screech and smash, to a stop. I missed hitting the truck in front of m.e, by an inch. We all got out to see, what the problem was. ๐ค Evidently... one guy, tried to avoid hitting, one of those Canada geese, as it waddled into the street. The bird, with the white trim feathers, lived. T.hat bird lover's rear bumper, was crumpled, like an accordion. The guy who h.it him, was looking a.t a smashed grill. All .... to save, a fat goose. Later t.hat day, I was driving home, in the opposite direction, past t.hat same park. Guess what I saw... dead - lying there by the ditch? Yep... t.hat Canada Goose, with the white trimmed feathers. ... I would be pissed, if I was the driver of either one of those cars t.hat morning. Thousands of dollars in damages and they don't even get, to taste... t.hat fois gras? Here's a safety tip: don't brake for geese, or you'll p.ay the price. Yeah... yeah.... I love animals. But in the city, or highway? Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck... ? Ok.... But not... a duck! ๐ง So... What's been going on with you people? Anyone get laid, recently? I bought some condoms yesterday... just in case. ๐ Bring it on... I am listening! ....................................... So... ยฐ Whatย the flock is your problem? ยฐ If you have nothing to bitch about... How was your week? Whatcha been doing? Irish coffee, is always ready. I've got a brand new batch, of pineapple slushies in the freezer. Lemonade for those, into alcohol free. I am serving little... mini pizzas tonight. They'll be ready in a bit... if I don't burn them. Help yourself. Please don't jiggle the handle on the toilet. It's slightly fucked . . .. ......................................... ... . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Yeah well... I've already told you my duck... uh... I mean... my goose story. It looks like the next season, is going to start here soon - construction season. Omg... ๐ฑ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ok.. before anyone trips out about my opinion about emergency stopping for animals... I thought about this, carefully before I posted that comment. S bunch of years ago.... a woman here, stopped on the highway to get some baby ducks across the highway. Two motorcycles plowed into the back of her car killing both people. I know... sad, right? The lady was trying to do it do the right thing. It caused the death of 2 people. I don't know what to say. She was convicted of dangerous driving. What would you do? Yeah.. tough one.. on a Friday night? Tough one any time. ๐ค๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Avoid if possible, especially for larger animals (deer, moose, cattle). Humans are expendable (jk).
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lol Oh... I get it.. you're looking for... uh never mind.. lol Hey.... pop in any time. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Now my mission is to find that bread... stir stick thingy.. I really like yours. Do you have an instructional video? ๐ค๐น ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Avoid if possible, especially for larger animals (deer, moose, cattle). Humans are expendable (jk). Yeah.. Heads up on animals on the road. You guys have any critters there? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"You guys have any critters there?" Deer, skunks, raccoons, the odd possum, the occasional squirrel and idiot pedestrians who think they have unlimited right-of-way. Bear, moose, starting a hundred or more miles north east of here
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"You guys have any critters there?" Deer, skunks, raccoons, the odd possum, the occasional squirrel and idiot pedestrians who think they have unlimited right-of-way. Bear, moose, starting a hundred or more miles north east of here Montreal is in the boonies.. I can hit a fricken deer within 4 miles of my house. A bear... within 80 kmy.. Yeah. Giidy safety tip. They say.. if you see a racoon on the road.. roll over him, as opposed to trying to avoid him. I know the rulrdy.. yet... I still tried to avoid thsty guyy. It's a challenge. Yes to moving aside for the deer and moose. lol Hdt.. have a great night. ๐๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck? Ok. But not... a duck!" All I gotta say about that is: If yer gonna be fuckin' a duck in the middle of the road, that's GOTTA be evidence, there's little room for doubt you really are a duck-fucker. And if that's true, would it not stand to reason... that duck was likely askin' for it? Ever tried fuckin' a duck? Fair warning--don't even think about a blow-job from one of them things! Ya might get one to fuck ya... but you'll be thinkin' you made a really bad choice if that duck mistakes yer dick... for some water-snake! I got nothin' to really complain about, Paul. Well, that ain't completely true. Actually, I got a lot to complain about. But since you ain't gettin' laid either ( and you are quite prepared, what with all them condoms that babe agitated you into buyin' ) ... I can bet you don't wanna hear about "lack of boinkin" from some other dude--condoms or not. Am I right? Or what? Solar...
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"Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck? Ok. But not... a duck!" All I gotta say about that is: If yer gonna be fuckin' a duck in the middle of the road, that's GOTTA be evidence, there's little room for doubt you really are a duck-fucker. And if that's true, would it not stand to reason... that duck was likely askin' for it? Ever tried fuckin' a duck? Fair warning--don't even think about a blow-job from one of them things! Ya might get one to fuck ya... but you'll be thinkin' you made a really bad choice if that duck mistakes yer dick... for some water-snake! I got nothin' to really complain about, Paul. Well, that ain't completely true. Actually, I got a lot to complain about. But since you ain't gettin' laid either ( and you are quite prepared, what with all them condoms that babe agitated you into buyin' ) ... I can bet you don't wanna hear about "lack of boinkin" from some other dude--condoms or not. Am I right? Or what? Solar... BUT.... if your hand, is out and there is a portion of food in there, they are, really... friendly. Reminds me of some women.... I've known... ๐ค Hey.. no worries.... I'll tell you about the fricken beaver I stumbled across .. Fricken 10 feet long with the tail. Or that black bear, I fumbled upon.... on that day in the fall. Yep.... no blow jobs from ducks. I learned the hard way..... Fucking tourist brochures! Piece of shit advice, about friendly local residents. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"Yep.. I hear you. That Hamilton Toronto corridor is . mostly humans.. " I live on the interface between suburbia/sprawlburbia and farm land. Coyotes abound but not every year. They're too smart to become roadkill. Had a face-to-face deer encounter on the Bruce Trail a few hundred yards east of Albion Falls which kinda surprised me ...
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I'll give you a good vent .... I started seeing someone whose phone number shows as restricted when he calls me and my call won't ever go through. I have mentioned it often about how uncomfortable it makes me that I can't reciprocate a phone call. He swears... pinky promise and everything .... that he's not hiding a wife. That means he is either too lazy to fix the problem, too dumb to fix the problem or is hiding something (like a wife). This could easily spell d-o-o-m. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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btw - we have Canadian geese around here all year long. Perhaps some are from Montreal. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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"Yep.. I hear you. That Hamilton Toronto corridor is . mostly humans.. " I live on the interface between suburbia/sprawlburbia and farm land. Coyotes abound but not every year. They're too smart to become roadkill. Had a face-to-face deer encounter on the Bruce Trail a few hundred yards east of Albion Falls which kinda surprised me ... Yep... Those deer... don't care, do they? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'll give you a good vent .... I started seeing someone whose phone number shows as restricted when he calls me and my call won't ever go through. I have mentioned it often about how uncomfortable it makes me that I can't reciprocate a phone call. He swears... pinky promise and everything .... that he's not hiding a wife. That means he is either too lazy to fix the problem, too dumb to fix the problem or is hiding something (like a wife). This could easily spell d-o-o-m. I have never.. nor would I ever consider.. hiding my number.. Makes no sense. Does it? Unless I'm paranoid. Hmm.. Ok.. Next! Not worthy. lol Now.. I'm annoyed at him... lol ๐๐ Do you need a manager? lol ๐ค Great comment! Got me energized... lol ๐๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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btw - we have Canadian geese around here all year long. Perhaps some are from Montreal. or skate.. really well? ๐ค Yep... year round? hmmm... ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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if you can duck it...fuck it...oh wait...that's not what you said... ya...i live in rural area, and we have bunches of wild animals, such as deers and birds on the road...if you must hit the animals, sometime it is better...the traveling speed on the rural road is pretty fast, and it is dangerous to be in the middle of the road stopping, just to avoid the animals...the car behind might not be able to stop fast enough, if they are following close... one time, i was stopping for deers...and a deer hit me on the side of my driver side door...and dent it...damn...if it's either my door or a deer, next time, would be a deer...lol...
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if you can duck it...fuck it...oh wait...that's not what you said... ya...i live in rural area, and we have bunches of wild animals, such as deers and birds on the road...if you must hit the animals, sometime it is better...the traveling speed on the rural road is pretty fast, and it is dangerous to be in the middle of the road stopping, just to avoid the animals...the car behind might not be able to stop fast enough, if they are following close... one time, i was stopping for deers...and a deer hit me on the side of my driver side door...and dent it...damn...if it's either my door or a deer, next time, would be a deer...lol... I hear you, about those deer. I was driving about 10 minutes from home, in a rural area... and this deer bounded in front of me. I had no time, to even press on the brakes. Freaked me out. They don't care, do they? lol... ๐ฑ Yep... deer are crazy. I can see how accidents happen... right? So what's about those ducks, who fuck? ๐ค Or did you mean... we should duck, as we fuck? I guess you would, if you were parked in a car! lol ๐ฑ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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lol... I'll probably make a mess of things. I'm clumsy when it comes to precise measurements and that's what bread and baking are all about, right? Sure.. take a video and post it on You Tube.. I'd watch it... lol ๐โ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah I read that. I've rarely seen that. I guess, you must have really gotten under their skin? Or they were afraid to confront you on your blog? Or... they didn't know that you would find their comments? Maybe they thought their comments would remain hidden...? Still doesn't make it right though. Just keep it between you two. Everyone dances to their own drum, right? ๐ข๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/6/2019 7:18 am |
You have very entertaining blog here! Happy Saturday.
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Go figure... right? I even hear rumours here. ๐ฑ They're still selling condoms out in the real world. So... unless.. people are buying them... just to practice... hmmm.... ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have very entertaining blog here! Happy Saturday. Thanks for popping in. Drop by, any time. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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In person does sound like it has its advantages. I've always wanted to stand in my kitchen... while an experienced lady, standing behind me... helps me sift flour. Hmmm.. Yep... That sounds like a plan! ๐ค๐ฏ๐ I wonder if I'd be able to concentrate on proportions... and stuff like that. And wouldn't it be fun, as we'd both watch it rise? ๐ฑ The bread.... I mean... ๐ถ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Uhm... We could both play around, with other things, and see what else, might turn up? I'm pretty sure, we'd find ways to make something come... of our time. Watching... some things grow... might not be as boring, as you think... ๐ค I'd be patient and I'd push things along ... slowly enough , so that our explorations... wouldn't end - before the bread finished rising. ๐๐ And before you'd know it.... Boom... ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ The bread is ready! And... I'd be happy to taste that... as well. ๐ถ Do you enjoy games, played on cotton sheets? I can think of a few... ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The way drivers drive these day's there is always an accident waiting to happen, sorry to hear that you were almost in one, glad you missed it. Nothing to complain about here really. I actually got some sleep last night as I was exhausted after the club yesterday. You know I do have one tiny complaint I wish more people at the club would step and volunteer their time like we do..I hope your weekend is going well..
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Really? Hmmm... You'd have to teach me. ๐ค I'm a, 'strip backgammon', ๐ฒ guy... myself.... ๐ The penalties for loosing might be... more fun than winning! ๐ Although the winner, determines what the looser... has to loose. ๐ฑ Playing in winter... takes forever; what with layers and layers of clothing... ๐ I also play a version of chess... but I can't describe that game here.... Too many eyes... lol ๐๐ฑ Would you play? I'd keep the heat on, so you wouldn't get cold... as you lost! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The way drivers drive these day's there is always an accident waiting to happen, sorry to hear that you were almost in one, glad you missed it. Nothing to complain about here really. I actually got some sleep last night as I was exhausted after the club yesterday. You know I do have one tiny complaint I wish more people at the club would step and volunteer their time like we do..I hope your weekend is going well.. You know.... I think it's a global problem. Whenever I'd get into an organization and volunteer and get on that committee... I'd be there for life. ๐ฑ Nobody else would step up to the plate. You know what I mean? Then I'd feel guilty and hang on for another year. Not that I would mind... but it would have been nice to get some help.... once in a while. People would say _"Yes... but Paul, you're doing such a great job! " hmmm.... ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well..... now that I just googled it... I think I can learn... lol ๐ Wow... You really know a lot of games? You must be a lot of fun at a party? ๐ Are you patient with beginners? Your skills seem daunting for a rookie... like me. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wow... Yep... You're a player, alright! lol ๐ All of my friends were either musicians or business friends and with them... it was either play music (or make music), or play poker... ๐ ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/6/2019 7:29 pm |
Watch out for geese!
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Nothing here to vent about,,,last weekend picked up my 12 yr old grandson,drove to my sons house stored the snowmobile in his garage in Dorval, grandson and granddaughter visited and hung out, then took my grandson up to maschouche for supper at buffet continental.today went to Beaconfield to watch my 7 yr old granddaughters last game of ringlette, then watch my 10yr old granddaughters last tiequendo match for the season......and off to rockaberrys off of sources to celebrate.
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Watch out for geese! Drop by any time. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nothing here to vent about,,,last weekend picked up my 12 yr old grandson,drove to my sons house stored the snowmobile in his garage in Dorval, grandson and granddaughter visited and hung out, then took my grandson up to maschouche for supper at buffet continental.today went to Beaconfield to watch my 7 yr old granddaughters last game of ringlette, then watch my 10yr old granddaughters last tiequendo match for the season......and off to rockaberrys off of sources to celebrate. Rickaberry's .. really? I've never been. Do you like it there? What do they serve? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hey Paul, .........By me itโs mostly deer that run out in front of your car,........The best that you can do is swerve and hope you miss them,........I see one almost every morning on the way to work,........usually by the time I pass it again on the way home the vultures have picked the carcasses clean,.......I guess everything serves a purpose,.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Hey Paul, .........By me itโs mostly deer that run out in front of your car,........The best that you can do is swerve and hope you miss them,........I see one almost every morning on the way to work,........usually by the time I pass it again on the way home the vultures have picked the carcasses clean,.......I guess everything serves a purpose,.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 Yep.... I shoulda grabbed that duck... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It was a good week, for the most part...just exhausting...and the weekend was too short. (I missed this on Friday night again...I'm so sorry. ) "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ Mark Black
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It was a good week, for the most part...just exhausting...and the weekend was too short. (I missed this on Friday night again...I'm so sorry. ) My weekend flew by as well. I went out to dinner with my oldest daughter on Sunday. Oh my gosh... my stomach is sooo small. We waddled out of that restaurant,like some of the geese around here. I felt bloated for hours afterwards. ๐ฑ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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