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Funny Tuesday: xxxmas Eve and my Naughty List!
Funny Tuesday: xxxmas Eve and my Naughty List! The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. "Something for my mother, please," she replied. "Something for your mother? That's very loving and thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What would you like me bring her?" Emily answered quickly, "A -in-law." Q: What do a train set and boobs have in common? A: They were both made for but dads can't help playing with them. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. "In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said. "Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter. The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow. The man replied, "These are Carol's." Merry Christmas everyone. If you're on the naughty list, we hope these jokes filled you with some cheer. Become an Apollorising58 watcher! |
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Good ones. Apollo.
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12/24/2019 12:16 pm |
Same back always in JOY!{=} Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 12:15 pm |
Merry xxxmas! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 12:14 pm |
LOL Merry Christmas! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 12:12 pm |
Good ones!! LOL!! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 12:10 pm |
Great post! Merry Christmas! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 12:07 pm |
He sure does my friend.. Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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12/24/2019 11:46 am |
LOL Merry Christmas!
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Good ones!! LOL!!
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12/24/2019 11:38 am |
Great post! Merry Christmas!
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He sure does my friend..
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