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Embarrassment and then stress
Posted:Mar 22, 2019 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2019 5:04 pm
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What happens when you live in a house with an elderly relative? They get embarrassed when they go into your bedroom while you are at work and go through all of your things and find your condom, lube and sex toy collection.

Yep, that happened. Then she told that her friend Paula had come in too. Great! actually not that embarrassed. Mostly freaked that she just came in and started going through my things without so much as a "by your leave." I think going to replace the door on my room with a locking one.

Also today I had a little freak the library. Someone keeps putting the nonfiction in the fiction section. The stacks like crap. It makes seriously tense. I actually caught myself grabbing handfuls of my hair above my ears and tugging. It was horrid.

Are you embarrassed after gross invasions of your privacy?
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Getting to know you...getting to know all about you.
Posted:Mar 16, 2019 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2019 3:42 pm
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How old are you? 48
How old is too old...to have sex? when you are dead
* Surgeries: yep
menage? yes
* Tattoos: no
Pierced? Yes...ears
* Ever hit a deer: yes
Ever hit a bottom? yes - sexually
* Rode in an ambulance: no
fucked a fireman? no
* Ice skated: yes
Daydreamed about a hockey player? yes - Rob Ray #32 - Buffalo Sabres
* Rode a motorcycle: yes
Got hurt on a motorcycle: yes...burned the living crap out of my leg on the exhaust
* Snow skied: yes
Had sex in snow? no
* Water skied: no
Even tho I"m Norwegian, I'm not a huge fan of skiing...any form of it
* Zip-lined: no
Tied up? yes
* Skydived: no
Mile high club? no
* Stayed in hospital: yes
Screwed a medical professional? no
* Skipped school: yes
Schtupped a teacher? No but I've been the teacher
* Last phone call: someone from MenNation.com
* Last text from: niece
*Watched someone die? Yes - two people so far.
* Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
Seriously? who drinks Coke? Not me
* Favorite pie: lemon
or cherry
or chocolate
or pizza
* Favorite pizza: pepperoni
I'm from Buffalo, we're all about pizza there.
* Favorite season: Fall
Ever been passed over for a football game? No
* Broken bones: yes
During sex? I almost broke someone once...thankfully that all turned out alright
* Received a ticket: yes
Flirted or fucked your way out of a ticket? Yes...flirted
* Favorite Color: green
favorite position: doggy
* Who will play along? Hopefully someone...these aren't fun to do by yourself.

Highlight my questions and answers select copy.
Then go down to the comments and change your answers and post. Especially the sexy ones...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted:Mar 16, 2019 9:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm
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There's a saying, "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day." I like to think that is true. Just like everyone is Mexican on Cinco de Mayo and Norwegian on Norwegian Independence Day (May 17th for those NOT in the know.) I have quite a bit of Irish blood in me. My great grandparents were full-blooded, born in Ireland. My grandmother therefore first generation American, my mom half, me one quarter. My dad's side had so many different nationalities in there that we've always considered ourselves mutts. As I've grown older and farther away from the Northeast I think I've lost St. Patrick's Day a bit. It's been homogenized to the point that I can't even remember what it really stands for without the use of google.

I spent two weeks on the Emerald Isle after college. It was beautiful. So green. I have great memories of it and some great things I can tell at dinner parties. Memories such as kissing the Blarney Stone, staying in a castle B&B, going to standing stones in the middle of fields, getting pushed off the curb by a German tourist in Cork. Drinking Guinness at 9 o'clock in the morning because we wanted to tour the factory and if you are of age you get a coupon for a free pint.

Although green is my favorite color I don't have any clothing that is green. My "I Kissed the Blarney Stone" t-shirt was worn so often and faded so much that it also faded into the trash probably around move 13 or so. I'm Irish and proud of that heritage. I wish I was closer to it.

Happy St. Patrick's Day all.
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Squirting
Posted:Mar 15, 2019 7:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2019 9:26 am
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It happens. But, is it a good thing?
Absolutely, positively
Fuck, no.
This is not a yes or no question....see my response in the comments
27 Comments , 182 votes
Don't wear sexy underwear to work.
Posted:Mar 13, 2019 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 6:54 pm
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So today I wanted to have matching underwear and bra. I had picked out this lace black bra that I really like and I was in a huge hurry to get out of the house. I had overslept and hit the snooze bar twice and I was afraid I was going to be late. I reached into the drawer to pull out panties to match and found a pair of black lace panties. They were immediately uncomfortable but I thought it was just an annoyance. They had to get better, right?

Wrong!!!

They scratched me all morning. It actually hurt and I had to adjust and pull them out of an unmentionable area. They abraded a very sensitive other area and I know I had red marks in the wrong places.

So at lunch I had to go to Walmart. I decided I would purchase a pair of panties and wear those for the rest of the day, because dang...not happening. So I buy a pair of panties, go out to my car, unload the rest of what I purchased and then go to the drivers' side door and open it. I had on a dress, black with yellow flowers and it was a wrap dress that had a pretty long skirt, just under my knees. So, I wriggle the bad panties down, they drop around my ankles, I step out of them, pick them up off the pavement and throw them into my truck. Now for the new panties. I look around, no one is looking at me, I pull off the little annoying plastic tab thingies and start to step into the new panties. Of course, I lose my balance and then of course I get my foot and my dress and my new panties all caught up. I pull them up around my hips trying to be careful to not show a lot of skin or my bare ass . I finally finagle them up and into position and am feeling all accomplished and happy because no chafing. So I go to get into my car and throw a look around just to make sure everything is all good.

Old guy, across the row, smiling at me. He watched the whole thing I'm guessing. He laughed, met my eyes, waved and got into his car.

Cringe.

Moral of the story...don't wear the sexy time panties to work...they are to wear for ten minutes and then take off to fuck NOT to wear to work.

B
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Orgasm-less
Posted:Mar 10, 2019 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2019 4:14 pm
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I was reading a new book by an author I've really liked for some time. The main character is a freshman in college and she is discussing sex with her new roommates. One of the three roommates says that sex can be good even if you don't have an orgasm.

Is she right?

Can sex still be good if no orgasm happens?
Yes
No
Other (answer in comments)
21 Comments , 114 votes
A glimpse
Posted:Mar 9, 2019 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2019 3:50 pm
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My arms are going numb. I've laid on them for what feels like hours but is in reality minutes. I can feel the bite of my bra strap pulling on my upper arm as you continue tongue and bite my nipples. They are so hard. Every pull of suction is felt on my clit. I'm so wet I can feel it sliding down the crack of my ass. There is so much heat coming off you I feel it almost burns me. You pull my arms from underneath me and press them above my head as you shift to move lower between my legs. I feel your hard, callused fingers spreading my pussy lips. The slight scrape of your nail over my clit zings up my body. I feel the heat of your breath over me as you pull my lips apart and lower your mouth to hover directly over my opening. I arch, the suction that you had just done to my breasts now being applied to my clit. I feel your thick fingers thrust through the wetness and into me. I feel them scissor and curl, thrusting into me in time with the suction.Im already on the verge of cumming and whine a little behind the gag. First fingers, scissoring, thrusting, then curling up. Preparing me for you. Your tongue is tormenting my clit, flicking it and I feel you more than hear you hum against me. I can hear your mouth and fingers move against and inside me. I have to close my eyes and fight not to reach down and hold your head against me, not run my fingers through your hair and mash that clever mouth against me and grind until I cum. I am almost there, writhing, wanting to cum so badly I can practically taste it. But you stop. Slowly pulling your fingers from my pussy and lifting your mouth from me with one last hard suck. The first time you enter me it hurts. You are so big and bottom inside me, stretching me around you I gasp and groan in pain. You thrust hard, burying yourself in me. Every thrust is a flash of heat and agony and sensation. You my cervix and light flares behind my eyes. Im wet, so wet and you slide right inside me the root with every thrust. I want cum so badly, feel you fill me with your cum. Im so tight around you I can feel the veins on your cock and I can feel myself, my pussy tightening around you. Pain, pleasure, pain, cumming. God, thank you..
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Drink wine, give a b.j.
Posted:Mar 8, 2019 9:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2019 4:36 pm
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-- Why is it that when I see my neighbor I end up with his dick in my mouth?
So I got invited over to hang, drink and go in the hot tub. I had a good time. He's good company. We caught up with what was happening in our lives. We went in the hot tub. I drank like five glasses of cheap wine. We ended up on the couch. He asked if I give foot massages which I had to politely decline. Then it was how about a hand job? We could fuck. Blowjob? I'm all like, Dude I'm half drunk. He's like so? The next thing I know I've got his dick in my hand, then my mouth. Then his hands are on either side of my head and I'm being face fucked again. Then he comes. I wash up in the kitchen sink and then leave. Gosh I am such an idiot.

This makes me wonder.
Am I an idiot?
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I have emasculated my high school crush.
Posted:Mar 5, 2019 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2019 6:05 pm
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So, DP and I were born four days apart in the same hospital in 1970. We were christened at the same Catholic church within weeks of each other. We were in the same classes from kindergarten through twelfth grade. We made out once in 9th. There were strawberries and nipples and really great kissing that I remember fondly to this day. After my husband died he looked me up on the book of face. I was in my hometown taking care of my dad who was dying of cancer. WE started talking. I moved to Florida, we started talking even more. Every day. He asked me to go visit him and we planned on him visiting me. He told me this hard luck story about how his car was broken (axle) and he was looking for a good used car. I wanted a truck and offered him mine. It was hard to keep it. I'd purchased it with my husband. It was the vehicle that I drove him to the hospital in. It was the vehicle I drove home from Denver in after he died. I'd pulled a trailer with it when I left Colorado to go home and take care of Daddy. I'd pulled a trailer when I moved down to Florida. I offered it to him for free. He absolutely refused. He made up a contract and we both signed it and he said that he would absolutely pay me something for it and demanded a price. So I charged him $500. While I was in the hometown delivering the car, he borrowed some more money for a t.v. as his was broken. He overdrew at the bank and got huge fees and so borrowed a little money. Then when I flew back to Florida he called and said he hadn't eaten in days after I left and wondered if I could send him a little money to tide him over. So, over $3000 later, I've given him a car, a t.v., paid bills including his mortgage, and he's absolutely going to pay me back. But he just doesn't have enough for the car insurance, can I continue to pay it for a few more months.

It's been six months since we've talked. I refused to sign over the title and now he says he can't get the car insured because it's in my name not his. And he just had the gall to post on the book of face that he is looking for a used car WITH A TITLE.

I've received not one cent from him. I spent upwards of $3500? on him and his bills and needs.

Fucker.

But, he was kind enough to express on the book of Face that a crush from high school had crushed him again.

I guess I crushed him with all the money I sent and paid.
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Banging a younger man
Posted:Mar 4, 2019 3:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2019 4:42 pm
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So, I've been banging a younger man. He's beautiful. Hard body, really thick cock, amazeballs voice. I think as someone who works with children I am more sensitive to age in my lovers. One of my careers was education. I was a classroom teacher. I taught English/Language Arts. Grades 7 & 8, then 10th & 12th and then 9th and 10th. Some of those students have stayed in contact with me and I get to see their lives unfold on the book of face or in texts or pics on Twitter and instagram. It's amazing. However, I started teaching in 1994. That means students I had in class are older than some of the really beautiful and hot people that are contacting me on MenNation.com.

It feels skeevy.

Also, I have two sons. They are in their late 20's and early 30's. That's skeevy too. Being Mrs. Robinson.

My husband was amazing. He looked like a young Clint Eastwood, he was a lean, beautiful cowboy and I loved his body. He was also 9 years older than me.

I can't see anything going any further with younger man. Other than the occasional sex session that is. But I definitely don't want to stop, skeevy or not.
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50 sexy questions...
Posted:Feb 27, 2019 5:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2019 4:33 pm
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to ask a girl to see if she's good in bed.

So I'm reading this "sexy" blog. It has 50 questions that are supposed to help you figure out if a girl is good in bed. Some of the questions are really insightful. I'm surprised at how many I think would really help you figure out if a girl is good in bed or not.

Random sample:

What does it feel like when you orgasm?
What sexual position makes you feel most like yourself?
What turns you on the most about the opposite sex?

If you could ask any question to determine if a girl was good in bed what question would you choose?
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Scattershot thoughts
Posted:Feb 26, 2019 7:22 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2019 3:06 pm
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I've been trying to keep with all my emails on MenNation.com. I've been answering every single email. Even if it's only a few words. Tonight someone I've been emailing back and forth with asked me what I was looking for and I answered "weekly or bi-weekly "dates" and sex. He said it sounded scheduled and I guess it is. However, I have a great weekend planned. meeting with "D" who I met in a hotel in DeLand a while back and then I think I'll drive down to Daytona to spend some time with my feet in the ocean.

I like "dating" now. I remember it being awkward and annoying when I did it in my youth. Now, the men I see are gentlemen, they can afford something more than McDonald's or Taco Bell. They think of things to do. It's nice.

A few nights ago my aunt asked if we could go out to dinner. WE both knew there was going to be a big line but she wanted prime rib so off we went. When we arrived the wait was 1-1/2 hours minimu So I settled against the side of the restaurant outside and started reading but she said she would go in and find some one to talk to. A few minutes later she beckons me through the crown outside the door and says we're being seated. incredulous. Seriously? So I go with her and amidst the most burning pissed off looks from other diners she leads to this table with an older gentlemen sitting it. He's got a salad and she plops down next to him and tells she didn't want to wait so she found someone who was reading alone and asked if "two beautiful women" could join him for dinner. We ordered, chatted, paid his check with ours and were out of there before four more people were seated. I had salad with blue cheese dressing, prime rib, french fries. It was a nice dinner. I just had to ignore what felt like 100s of glaring diners. The guy was really nice. He didn't want to eat alone. He'd waited over 30 minutes for his table. His wife was out with friends and he really wanted to prime rib so he said he'd enjoy our company.

Yep.
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Underwear, tomorrow.
Posted:Feb 25, 2019 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2019 3:06 pm
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Please assist me in picking out underwear for tomorrow. I have a meet and greet and want to feel awesome. So I'm going with a sexy bra and panty set. Just not sure which one.
Pink background with gray polka dots
Black lace
Purple lace
Pink with lipstick kisses in various shades of red
White background with purple flowers and black skulls
Sky blue no decoration
67 Comments , 594 votes

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