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Your most common intros and My response.
Posted:Dec 8, 2018 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2019 9:35 am

1 ) Can we talk and get to know each other?
Answer: No. If you are a Top Fan we can message and you can get to know me that way. If you are not a Top Fan. No, No, and hell no. I don't have time for that.

2 ) Can we meet Right Now?
Answer: No. Ask again and you will never meet me.

3 ) Do you Kik?
Answer: No

4 ) Why do you ask for a text #?
Answer: To see if you are actually serious. Doesn't mean we will be texting, but I will use the number sometimes if we are about to meet. Otherwise I only communicate via Message.

5 ) Do you Chat on
Answer: No

6 ) How do I meet you sooner?
Answer: Become a Top Fan. Be Available.

7 ) How long is your list?
Answer: Top Fan list is usually less than 10. The other list is usually around 40-50.

8 ) How fast do you go through the list?
Answer: When I do an event it's not uncommon to run through about 20 names per 5 potentials. So if I want 10 guys, it usually takes about 40 names.

9 ) Do you like to be fucked all night long?
Answer: Not by 1 guy. One guy should only take 10-20 minutes at the most. That makes me happy. I don't like long sessions with a single person. (except for a select few).

10 ) Why don't you message me back?
Answer: Most likely because you are not a Top Fan. I only message them back for chit chat.

11 ) How many chances do I get?
Answer: If you are a Top Fan it depends. If you respond quickly and say you can't make it, I'll keep you there for 3-4 tries. If you are Not a Top Fan, you get one shot, maybe 2 if you respond quickly, but then that's it; I'm moving through the list. No matter who you are, if you commit and then back out or stand me up. You are done.

12 ) I want to meet you 1 on 1!
Answer: Are you a Top 5 Fan? Maybe... If not, you obviously don't pay attention at all, and I don't have time for guys who don't pay attention. You just struck out. Bye.

The only time you see me 1 on 1 is because other guys failed to show up. It's super rare I ever plan that.
You are on my list! How it works.
Posted:Dec 7, 2018 5:24 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2018 2:19 pm

Pretty simple fellas.
If I tell you you are "on my list", I keep 2 lists. One for Top Fans. The other for Locals who have sent me a name and text number.

When I get ready to party, I go down the Top Fan list until either I get how many guys I want, or the list runs out.

Then I go down my Local list until I get how many guys I want or the list runs out.

Sadly I easily burn through about 20-25 names to find 5 guys. serious.

If you respond quickly with a decent reason why you cant make it. You stay on the list.

If you dont respond or respond with something lame (like going fishing) you are off the list.

Sometimes I send out 10 invites for 5 guys, the first 5 who respond are in. So attention to your notifications.

There you go, pretty simple.
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Why I didn't reply / message with you.
Posted:Nov 20, 2018 11:02 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2018 6:37 am

I still get alot of messages from some really good looking guys but they can't follow instructions. Which basically means I'm not going to respond because you either didn't read my profile or can't follow instructions.

I ONLY MESSAGE with Top Fans!!! I have over 100 and will "get to know them".
That honestly keeps me busy.

I'm not interested in "getting to know" or "chatting" with anyone else. If that is your opening message and you are not a top fan I simply delete it.

I WILL respond to men who send their name and text #. And I'm only responding ONCE or TWICE to see if you have a picture or when you are available. This does not mean I will be chatting with you. That's it, you go on a list and when I get to you, you will have one shot.

If you are a couple and I didn't respond it's most likely a polite not interested. If my husband and I are interested, we will respond completely.

If you ask me to do your husband or be your unicorn you will get no response.

If you have an intresting offer, I may respond and inquire more if I am interested.

If you ask me if I'm free right now or today. The answer is No. All my meetings are scheduled days in advance. You come off as desperate and move to to back of the list. Keep doing it and I take you off the list altogether.

It's not difficult really. Just become a Top Fan by donating points.
Or send name and and be patient.

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Stuff my Box!
Posted:Jul 31, 2017 11:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2019 8:04 am

My suggestion Box that is!
What would like to see me Do? I'd like to see what you kinky folks fun up with!
Why do you have to be mean?
Posted:Jul 21, 2017 7:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2017 10:08 am

It amazes me why people would post negative comments on pictures and videos.

Why, in the World, would you shoot yourself in the foot like that?
I mean seriously, as a woman who likes all shapes, colors, sizes and ages would you post a negative comment on my video which GUARANTEES I will not meet you!

When I might very well be the accessible person you could get with.

And most of these come from folks who I can probably guess are not swimming in offers. (I could be shocked and wrong, but I'm also not naive).

Seriously, you are on here looking for Sex, you aren't exactly above anyone else as to judge nor do I understand why you'd shoot yourself in the foot like that.

Peace and Love people. Enjoy yourself and each other!

Yes I really do treat Top Fans different.
Posted:Jul 12, 2017 7:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2017 5:56 pm

It does amaze me how some guys think they just deserve something for nothing. Now most of you fellas are very sweet and I do appreciate the compliments a good deal.

Those who have become Top Fans know I appreciate them too!

My heart will always adore Top Fans because they took the time to show their appreciation with something a bit more. It only makes sense right? I don't ask guys to buy me drinks or take me out or things of that nature on here so when it comes to me wanting to play I will every single time start with my Top Fans. That's just how it is fellas.

If you think that's "weird" as one person called it, then too bad. You won't be called at all.
Posted:Jul 8, 2017 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2018 6:04 am

Just in case some folks are curious here are some FAQs I get:
Feel free to ask one here:

Why didn't you respond to me? Most likely because you didn't read my profile. I get a lot of emails. So only those that fit what my profile is looking for will get responded too.

Do you do 1 on 1? No. I've done it before but I'm not looking for anyone to "date" or "see" here and there. I'm very much here for sex, I like multiple men/women and once. I have a husband for one on one; and he's more than capable.

Do you use protection? Yes, I require all men, with the exception of a select few, to wear protection. I am D/D free and am tested regularly. So all those haters can kiss my ass.

What type of men/women do you like? All types. All body shapes are welcome, all size cocks are welcome. I like all different shapes and sizes as long as it works and I feel safe. I don't judge people on race, religion, age, or body type. I've been with all types and all are sexy. I do prefer women who are more height weight proportionate though. It's just what I like.

Do you really talk with Top Fans? I message with them yes. They've taken the time to show me appreciation so I take the time to reciprocate it. Again, I get alot of emails, I know Top Fans are appreciative so I appreciate them.

Do you fuck younger/older guys? Yes!

Is your husband older or younger? He is younger than I by 5 years, extremely fit, and well hung. Most people who meet him think he's a guy who is there to fuck me too.... Well he is, but he is my husband as well.

Why are you not on as a couple? just has not been successful for us as a couple, and my hubby isn't looking for single FM's to hook up with. He is Lifestyle though and handles his own fun outside of If a couple is interested here we will send pics and see how it goes.

Who films/edits your videos? Husband does. Each one is from a single nights encounter. I'm always looking for new and exciting adventures. I enjoy watching them as much as you guys do!

How often do you do Gangbangs? Maybe once a month, but sometimes it'll be twice a month and then none for 2 months.

Will you fuck my husband? No. First he wasn't man enough to ask me himself. Secondly in my experience that doesn't turn out so well when I fuck a husband I front of a wife. If you want to full swap message me we can do that. Or have him come to a gangbang. No you won't be invited either.

Can I watch a gangbang in person? Only if you are a guy and participate too. Otherwise watch the video. I don't do gangbangs with other women either. Nothing personal but get your own.

Are you a professional Porn Star? No. I'm just a person who is very sexually liberated. With a hubby who is good with video. Although I'd do a Porn if I had the right opportunity.

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