Go Forth and Masturbate  

Naughtypursuit 51F  
1298 posts
5/23/2019 5:15 am
Go Forth and Masturbate

HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH. (where's Hallmark when you need them)

National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day and in Britain and Australia as "Wankers Day", is an annual event celebrated on May 28, to protect and celebrate the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired in 1994 by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students.

International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.

Masturbation can:
reduce stress
release tension
enhance sleep quality
boost concentration
elevate mood
relieve menstrual cramps
alleviate pain
improve sex



Masturbation has also been identified as a strategy to improve sexual health by promoting intimacy, exploring self-pleasure, desires, and needs.
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Masturbation also has sexual health benefits specifically for older women, such as less vaginal dryness and decreased pain during sex.

Apparently some people view it as inappropriate to masturbate while in a relationship. I know that certainly wouldn't apply to anyone on here.

So what do you say shall we set a world record on May 28th for masturbation?

Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 5:17 am

Blame the typos and missing words on the establishment...


XHamburgDave 75M  
8691 posts
5/23/2019 5:20 am

Good Morning Jo

I have already made 1 donation this morning, lets go for more


RavenGB 58M
862 posts
5/23/2019 5:25 am

I am right handed and have never been able to relieve my stress, as you so charmingly put it, with my left hand.


tinroofrusted59 59M
535 posts
5/23/2019 5:29 am

curious................what is the world record we are trying to "beat"


Looknfind18 66M  
3883 posts
5/23/2019 5:29 am

as Michael Jackson said, "Beat it"


benard69 63M/63F  
4301 posts
5/23/2019 5:30 am

So let's all get out there and Wank Our Wankers! (Smiles)


lordjack1957 61M  

5/23/2019 5:41 am

A worthy holiday indeed, thanks for the history lesson .

LJ


redrockrascal 60M
20036 posts
5/23/2019 5:45 am

Which world record are we . . . um . . . shooting for? Number of people 'wanking' simultaneously, or simultaneously for the longest time, or is it gallons produced? Oh, who is going to verify the outcum?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


charmer961 60M  
14429 posts
5/23/2019 5:50 am

I'm way ahead of you. LOL


69ereatwetpussy 57M
2505 posts
5/23/2019 5:53 am

Be more then happy to participate afew naked picture of you with help the cause in this up lifting experience lololo /8. =8. \8. ...\8


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:04 am

    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Good Morning Jo

    I have already made 1 donation this morning, lets go for more
Go Team Dave


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:05 am

    Quoting RavenGB:
    I am right handed and have never been able to relieve my stress, as you so charmingly put it, with my left hand.
Time to work on the left hand... practice makes perfect.


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:05 am

    Quoting tinroofrusted59:
    curious................what is the world record we are trying to "beat"
Haha I contact Guiness and find out...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:06 am

Just Beat it...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:07 am

    Quoting benard69:
    So let's all get out there and Wank Our Wankers! (Smiles)
I wonder if wanking someone elses wanker counts...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:09 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Which world record are we . . . um . . . shooting for? Number of people 'wanking' simultaneously, or simultaneously for the longest time, or is it gallons produced? Oh, who is going to verify the outcum?
Why limit ourselves...let break em all.

Visual aid assistants to help you meet our goal will also be verifying the outcum for statistical purposes


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:10 am

How do you know?


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:10 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Be more then happy to participate afew naked picture of you with help the cause in this up lifting experience lololo /8. =8. \8. ...\8
Thank you for your contribution...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 6:11 am

    Quoting lordjack1957:
    A worthy holiday indeed, thanks for the history lesson .
Who knew someone got fired for suggesting teaching masturbation in school...lol


C8998063 34M
81 posts
5/23/2019 6:34 am

Yup


tinroofrusted59 59M
535 posts
5/23/2019 7:15 am

And I sure miss seeing that butt in the bottom right-hand corner


wiggletounge 57M
35 posts
5/23/2019 7:36 am

Well I gotta admit to being a praticioner πŸ‘‹ Lol. I think everyone should celebrate this glorious day!!


wiggletounge 57M
35 posts
5/23/2019 7:38 am

Hallmark should come out with a pop up card!!


Paulxx001 62M
9297 posts
5/23/2019 8:05 am

Well... THAT number is wrong.πŸ˜•
I don't feel like I've burned πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯900 calories today.
I should feel dizzy... no? πŸ€”
So.... what's your number? 😜😘
Can I watch? 😊

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
I wrote, a one word blog.How Short Can It Be And Still


MyBaffies 49M
3460 posts
5/23/2019 10:05 am

Seemingly pornhub (never heard of them before ) are donating to various charities involved in bee conservation if you search for "beesexual" on their site.

They'll be making money hand over fist.

Although it could be a sting.

And be careful you don't come out in hives.

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


rubberbunslicker 44M
140 posts
5/23/2019 10:16 am

I am going to masturbate just for you now..


Tmptrzz 56F  
60637 posts
5/23/2019 10:28 am

Great information hun and I say lets go for it.. I hope your day is a good one..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


HermanG67 52M
6705 posts
5/23/2019 11:56 am

happy to do MY part for such a worthy cause


Wonder167 52F  
3208 posts
5/23/2019 12:06 pm

I'm down. If it's simultaneous, what time zone are we using? lol

Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important.
Capture the good times.
Develop from the negatives and if things don't work out,
Take another shot!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:39 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    I'm down. If it's simultaneous, what time zone are we using? lol
Lol I'll have to set up a conference call so we can synchronize our times... the sigh heard around the world as well all orgasm at once...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:40 pm

    Quoting wiggletounge:
    Hallmark should come out with a pop up card!!
You should do that yourself.. think of the money you could make!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:41 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Well... THAT number is wrong.πŸ˜•
    I don't feel like I've burned πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯900 calories today.
    I should feel dizzy... no? πŸ€”
    So.... what's your number? 😜😘
    Can I watch? 😊
All depends on how much you were eating at the time of burning those calories... all about balance!!!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:42 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Seemingly pornhub (never heard of them before ) are donating to various charities involved in bee conservation if you search for "beesexual" on their site.

    They'll be making money hand over fist.

    Although it could be a sting.

    And be careful you don't come out in hives.
Pornhub, what's that....???? Lol


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:43 pm

Well thanks. I include that in my stats...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:44 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great information hun and I say lets go for it.. I hope your day is a good one..
Hope your day was great


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 12:45 pm

    Quoting HermanG67:
    happy to do MY part for such a worthy cause
Charity begins at home..


VinnFromTheBlock 59M
555 posts
5/23/2019 2:38 pm

I burned 900 calories today!!!!!!!!!


redrockrascal 60M
20036 posts
5/23/2019 2:45 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Why limit ourselves...let break em all.

    Visual aid assistants to help you meet our goal will also be verifying the outcum for statistical purposes
Will you be my "visual aid assistant"?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 59M  
4819 posts
5/23/2019 4:05 pm

I heard that it was and of course I haven't had a minute to myself in the last 7 days. Come on Friday night!!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/23/2019 4:53 pm

See if you burn it you can have a slice of pizza


voyeur2017 56M
536 posts
5/23/2019 8:47 pm

Let's all celebrate the edge of wetness for all women that masturbate... for without wetness, it would just be a dry rub ~~


proteus_2a 53M
7018 posts
5/24/2019 12:18 am

Absolutely my lady
Especially with such an eloquent photo of bliss !

Cheers - P


bmoc271 47M
83 posts
5/24/2019 7:12 am

I'm "UP" for it for sure!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/24/2019 12:44 pm

    Quoting bmoc271:
    I'm "UP" for it for sure!
I will count you in.


Evocules 50M  
1020 posts
5/24/2019 8:15 pm

Only 300 calories?


author51 56F  
77040 posts
5/25/2019 1:09 am

Masturbation is just all round good for one's health...

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Mcintoronto4 44M  
5 posts
5/25/2019 7:26 am

hows your calorie count coming? pardon the pun haha


CumsDeep 58M
56 posts
5/27/2019 8:43 am

So thats why I dont gain any weight


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2181 posts
5/29/2019 4:03 am

Wow you will waste away to nothing..


Mr00Fun4U 60M  
154 posts
5/29/2019 4:48 am

Damn it...I’m a day late but willing to catch up. Just don’t jerk me around...wait that will work

Go Forth and Masturbate


BigBadSteve94 25M
72 posts
5/29/2019 1:13 pm

Well if it’s a holiday then I got to celebrate it, there’s definitely enough material on this site to lol


LilXtraSpice 29M
1 post
6/1/2019 6:19 pm

Go Masturbation!!!


Woowoo1234678 49M
17 posts
6/2/2019 6:04 am

Its my fave pass time4217201


Woowoo1234678 49M
17 posts
6/2/2019 6:05 am

Hell yea4217201


scoupe42 56M  
6526 posts
6/2/2019 8:53 am

Didn't know that? So If I decide to jack it, I'll lose weight. Good to know


justjuice1949 54M
7 posts
6/3/2019 12:53 am

Every month is masturbation month for me.... Considering I probably masturbate at least 27 days out of the month... 3-5 times a day.....


Shahin883 27M
32 posts
6/10/2019 12:34 pm

Yes.


jwtf200622 38M
21 posts
6/12/2019 3:30 am

Hehehehe 🀭 🀭


Pontii5 51M
18 posts
6/16/2019 11:23 pm

luv to jerk off while a woman watches or listens


VinnFromTheBlock 59M
555 posts
6/18/2019 1:42 pm

ALL DONE!!!!!!


Bleezylong 25M
29 posts
6/19/2019 8:00 pm

Wanna play with each other?


Unzipmeslow50 50M
32 posts
6/20/2019 7:18 am

Hey I'm missing out here 😁xx


Magnumnloaded 39M
12 posts
6/20/2019 3:23 pm

Remember how much I would cum when we used to chat ? I’ve never stopped so let’s reconnect 😘


nsaons16 28M
2 posts
6/21/2019 11:15 pm

aye aye miss


goodquestion10 64M
3 posts
7/13/2019 6:34 am

Masturbation is a MUST! Relieves tension, stress, and takes a load off your balls when your partner won’t! Best way to keep a man from straying is to keep his balls empty!


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