My Fake Orgasm - A Love Story... ❤️ #50  

Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 12:32 am

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My Fake Orgasm - A Love Story... ❤️ #50

It's getting closer and closer to Valentine's Day. Time for a love story, right? Have you ever faked an orgasm? It takes, a trained professional, for a man to fake, an ejaculatory climax. I've done it... and I recall, that night clearly.

I wasn't enjoying myself (probably my fault), and I just wanted it, to be over. She'd already cum, several times... or so she claimed. I did, feel her pussy clutching, clenching, drenching me, more than once. As I think about it now, perhaps- she was faking, it as well? A mutual "double fake" ? That, might have been funny and would've put, a different spin, on this story.

I was wearing a condom at the time and it was, a key piece, in the successful illusion, I performed. I waited for my cue. She whispered in my ear (the way women do) ; "Cum for me baby. Cum for me now!"

I did...

She held me tightly in her arms and I kissed her breathlessly, as I 'fake' shuddered and shivered, for the requisite number of seconds. My body, then went limp - the way men's body's do after they cum. I lay pressed on top of her, exhaling loudly. My hot breath, caressed her neck, as my sweat, mingled with hers. I reposed there... my hands, stroking her supple breasts and erect nipples. Softly, I whispered in her ear, the words she wanted to hear - "Oh my God. That felt... sooo... good." Gradually... I recovered my senses. 

She was quite happy. I was marginally satisfied and relieved, that it was over. More importantly, I was starving! We ordered a large pizza; pepperoni, cheese, green peppers, mushrooms - the works. Here in Montreal, we call them - "all dressed". It was, a great pizza! Oh, and... I think, I ordered a coke.


............
So...
How important... is having an orgasm?
When you crave a pizza... what do you order?

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I'd rather not know if someone faked it with me. Why spoil the illusion?

This story is my submission to - Virtual Symposium #50 Virtual Symposium Group

Thanks to CanNotBearIt, for the idea...
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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 12:35 am

If we're just messing around, it's not all that important. But if we're making love, then I'd say it would be one of the goals. If my partner is faking it... I don't really want to know. I'll live with the illusion.

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 12:36 am

I'll order the Delux.. 'All dressed' , pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, bacon and onions. It's great. Oh.. And a coke. I like all types of pizza though. Who doesn't like pizza?

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author51 56F  
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2/12/2019 1:01 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'll order the Delux.. 'All dressed' , pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, bacon and onions. It's great. Oh.. And a coke. I like all types of pizza though. Who doesn't like pizza?
I like my pizza all dressed as well except on mine add anchovies too..lol.Pizza is one thing I love to eat after sex.. I have faked a ton of orgasms in my life as it is a challenge for me to have one and it will only happen through foreplay. I have never had one during full intercourse... as for a man faking it with me no..Has never happened.No condoms ever.. I tried it once with my LTR and hated it...I need to feel the skin in my skin.. foreskin as well there..lol. I have had times where the sex was just so so and we could not finish due to having one too many drinks.Those are the times I just want it to be over.. I just normally push him off me then or say "I have had enough."..lol.

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Casualandkinky94 24M
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2/12/2019 1:32 am

Hmmm idk good question ill have to think long and hard iguess


redmustang91 59M  
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2/12/2019 1:51 am

I do not fake orgasms. Getting there is half the fun, but we all want to get there too. The orgasm is sort of the signal you can stop trying to have fun, you just did.

In my experience some women can never orgasm, while others can orgasm easily from a variety of activities. I would estimate that only about 20% can orgasm from just vaginal intercourse.

As I age I notice everything takes longer to accomplish, including orgasms.


bitchkitty2017 66F  
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2/12/2019 1:59 am

Loaded pizza and beer on Friday night without the fake anything....


superbjversion2 63F  
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2/12/2019 5:38 am

I like my pizza simple .... 2 toppings, both meat of some sort. Oh! And extra cheese if I'm feeling rich.

There's no need for me to fake my enjoyment during sex. An orgasm though, is just sprinkles on the sundae ..... nice to have but not actually necessary.

I put the sex in sexagenarian


Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:00 am

    Quoting author51:
    I like my pizza all dressed as well except on mine add anchovies too..lol.Pizza is one thing I love to eat after sex.. I have faked a ton of orgasms in my life as it is a challenge for me to have one and it will only happen through foreplay. I have never had one during full intercourse... as for a man faking it with me no..Has never happened.No condoms ever.. I tried it once with my LTR and hated it...I need to feel the skin in my skin.. foreskin as well there..lol. I have had times where the sex was just so so and we could not finish due to having one too many drinks.Those are the times I just want it to be over.. I just normally push him off me then or say "I have had enough."..lol.
Anchovies.. Yes! How about bacon and onions? 🤔
So never during penetration?
I agree.. It has to be skin on skin...! 👍 Oh.. And I do have my foreskin in tact.. Maybe that would help you? Lol 😁😘
I like your description.... I just threw him off.. Omg... 😱😘 I've had those times where alcohol got in the way.. You can for hours.. 😱🔥☕

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:00 am

    Quoting Casualandkinky94:
    Hmmm idk good question ill have to think long and hard iguess
Good answer.. Wouldn't expect less! 👍

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:03 am

    Quoting redmustang91:
    I do not fake orgasms. Getting there is half the fun, but we all want to get there too. The orgasm is sort of the signal you can stop trying to have fun, you just did.

    In my experience some women can never orgasm, while others can orgasm easily from a variety of activities. I would estimate that only about 20% can orgasm from just vaginal intercourse.

    As I age I notice everything takes longer to accomplish, including orgasms.
True about some women not being able to orgasm.
Also true about time.. Took me five minutes to tie my shoes this morning... 😂😱
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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:05 am

    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    Loaded pizza and beer on Friday night without the fake anything....
Loaded... sounds like a plan. And no fakes for you! Lol 😁👍😘 I don't think I'd fake anything with you... 😘

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HeartCollector 61F  
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2/12/2019 8:07 am

Orgasms are important but I think what gets me there is more so.

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:10 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I like my pizza simple .... 2 toppings, both meat of some sort. Oh! And extra cheese if I'm feeling rich.

    There's no need for me to fake my enjoyment during sex. An orgasm though, is just sprinkles on the sundae ..... nice to have but not actually necessary.
Extra cheese is always good... 😊
No.. You're no faker.. Sprinkles? I like that description... As guess as a guy... If I didn't have one, there's this blue balls effect and its quite uncomfortable. 😊🤔
I guess your saying you don't have that same sort of reaction (uncomfortable feeling), if you don't orgasm?
I guess men and women are built differently.... I wouldn't fake it with you either... 😘🔥 And I'd try extra hard for you to taste those sprinkles.... 😱

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 8:13 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Orgasms are important but I think what gets me there is more so.
Oooooo... 😱 You're one of those.... 😊 So you like the slow climb up that huge roller coaster... not just the rush over the other side.... 🔥😘 Hmmm... Sure.... I can see your point... I agree. The climb to the top is a lot of fun, isn't it? 🔥🔥🔥😘

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HeartCollector 61F  
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2/12/2019 8:28 am

That it is...yes.

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Paulxx001 replies on 2/12/2019 10:08 am:
We're expecting a huge snow storm today... and I thought of you. I'm just thinking, but a snow storm is a perfect day to bake some bread, no? All snug in the house. Craziness going on outside and the smell of fresh bread, just hypnotizing the soul... Hmmmmm.... 🍞🍞🍞 Does it show that I miss making bread... 🍞🤔😶

kimberliejo1 42F  
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2/12/2019 9:51 am

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I don't ever fake it... the question doesn't really ever come up either...
we're both usually so wore out from sexual thrill, sweaty, his cum dripping out Lol... and then...
it's time for pizza... Meat-Lovers of course KJ

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 10:12 am

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
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    I don't ever fake it... the question doesn't really ever come up either...
    we're both usually so wore out from sexual thrill, sweaty, his cum dripping out Lol... and then...
    it's time for pizza... Meat-Lovers of course KJ
Of course I would expect no less from you! 😊😘
I love meat pizza... But you know.. I don't think I've ever tasted a pizza that I didn't like. I went to this Greek wedding once and they served this thin crust pizza with anchovies and egg plant and Spinach. Whatever... It was fantastic... 🍳
Always good to see you babe. Huge snow storm coming. Great day to stay indoors and play. 🌨️😘⚽ Wanna come over? 🚶😶

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kimberliejo1 42F  
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2/12/2019 11:07 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Of course I would expect no less from you! 😊😘
    I love meat pizza... But you know.. I don't think I've ever tasted a pizza that I didn't like. I went to this Greek wedding once and they served this thin crust pizza with anchovies and egg plant and Spinach. Whatever... It was fantastic... 🍳
    Always good to see you babe. Huge snow storm coming. Great day to stay indoors and play. 🌨️😘⚽ Wanna come over? 🚶😶
Start the fire babe... I won't waste time getting dress,,,
I'll just throw my coat on KJ

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Paulxx001 replies on 2/12/2019 11:21 am:
Lol... If only it was that easy... right? You're brave though, about just throwing a coat on... 🔥 I'll start the fire... It'll be a blast! 🔥😊👍🍾🍷🍸🍰🍗🧀

HeartCollector 61F  
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2/12/2019 11:36 am

Well, I was going to bake some today but Sunday when I was adding flour and water to my starter I dumped it over in the sink! . I wound saving about a quarter of a cup so had to start over. Tomorrow I think it’ll be ok to start using.

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Wonder167 52F  
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2/12/2019 11:36 am

Orgasm isn't my ultimate goal, but for the man, I think it's more important.

Pizza, I'm super simple, veggie usually and if available, a cauliflower crust.

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Tmptrzz 56F  
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2/12/2019 11:46 am

Well this is a first for me hearing a man FAKED an orgasm. Maybe the condom had something to do with it as most men I know hate using them. But it's important as we can never be to careful right.. So sorry it wasn't great for you, but good for you satisfying her even if you did fake it. God knows us women have done it more times than we can count..

Now as for the Pizza, I order a Domenico's it has pepperoni, Italian, sausage, salami, some little disc sausage that are amazing, mushrooms, I always order extra black olives and extra cheese..I hope you have a wonderful day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


pollly_anna 55F  
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2/12/2019 12:28 pm

...I don't like pizza.....


author51 56F  
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2/12/2019 12:41 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Anchovies.. Yes! How about bacon and onions? 🤔
    So never during penetration?
    I agree.. It has to be skin on skin...! 👍 Oh.. And I do have my foreskin in tact.. Maybe that would help you? Lol 😁😘
    I like your description.... I just threw him off.. Omg... 😱😘 I've had those times where alcohol got in the way.. You can for hours.. 😱🔥☕
I said yes to the bacon and onions my coffee mate... I didn't literally throw him across the room but more like rolled him off me..lol. Yes I know with alcohol it can go on for hours.....lol. Been there, done that .. The practice is still pretty good though....lol.

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rick315875 60M  
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2/12/2019 2:07 pm

Wow! Great contribution. I've had similar experiences. Where we were fucking but she cums first before I do and she's all done but is unwilling to wait for me to cum or is unaware I haven't got there yet, so she says thank you and good night and I am left unfulfilled. It was usually a one night stand where we would never meet again. With drugs and alcohol involved.

. . .


Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:05 pm

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Well, I was going to bake some today but Sunday when I was adding flour and water to my starter I dumped it over in the sink! . I wound saving about a quarter of a cup so had to start over. Tomorrow I think it’ll be ok to start using.
Omg... 😨 That's a coincidence.. Last weekend I was making breaded pork chops, balancing my flour with one hand and managing sometime on the stove...
You guessed it..
All over the kitchen floor and counters and.. Lol Did I mention it went all over the place? Skating across my kitchen floor was a neat way to get around.. Eeee.. 😁 I hear you! I was cleaning flour up for days... That stuff is slippery... No? 🍞
Anyway.. Happy baking. I need to buy one of those bread machines. I don't know if they are any good. But I keep seeing them on sale... 🤔

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:12 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Orgasm isn't my ultimate goal, but for the man, I think it's more important.

    Pizza, I'm super simple, veggie usually and if available, a cauliflower crust.
True.. I think for men it is more imperative.. Especially when the discomfort of blue round things are involved... 😨
So you have me there. Cauliflower crust? Really? I'd like to say.. educate me.. Or do I need to google it? I thought I knew them all.. Lol 😁 Sounds yummy! 😁👍

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:19 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Well this is a first for me hearing a man FAKED an orgasm. Maybe the condom had something to do with it as most men I know hate using them. But it's important as we can never be to careful right.. So sorry it wasn't great for you, but good for you satisfying her even if you did fake it. God knows us women have done it more times than we can count..

    Now as for the Pizza, I order a Domenico's it has pepperoni, Italian, sausage, salami, some little disc sausage that are amazing, mushrooms, I always order extra black olives and extra cheese..I hope you have a wonderful day..
Well... This was way... back... in the day... She wasn't on the Pill. You know what I mean? Not my first choice. I hate condoms. But I was just soooooo. hungry. You know when your body starts shaking because of lack of nourishment? I never faked it after that.. Lol.
Boy was I happy when that pizza came. I swallowed it! Lol.... 😊 Yro. I hate condoms. So you women can feel it as well? I thought it was only is guys that hated them.
I hear technology has improved them? 🤔
Love that pizza pic. Now that's my idea of a great pizza...
Come on by with that thing anytime! 🍕😊😉👍😘

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:21 pm

Oh nooooo... . 😕
Well I know that you don't like everything.. What do you like to REALLY really eat? What meal, would make you go... Ahhhhhhhh.... 😊🤔🍴😘

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SeaGirlFL 54F  
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2/12/2019 4:27 pm

Yes, I have faked an orgasm...one or two times.

An orgasm isn't necessary for my enjoyment...just the touching and being physically intimate is the important part.

As for pizza...I like thin crust, with spinach, feta, white sauce, and black olives. If they've got 'em, I like the roasted chilean peppers too.

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2trythis 55F  
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2/12/2019 4:28 pm

Wait a minute...."She whispered in my ear (the way women do) ; "Cum for me baby. Cum for me now!"....women do that?? I thought it was something only men did. And I dislike it with a passion. As if I can cum on command. I cum when my body decides it wants to, and only then. I don't fake it.

Pizza tastes changes depending on my mood. Can be all veggies or all meats, or anything in between. It's easier to say what I don't like on it, pineapple or anchovies. Pretty much anything else can be removed if I don't want it. I do prefer a thin crust. Good post.


Wonder167 52F  
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2/12/2019 4:28 pm

Yes, cauliflower crust is super yummy! It's an alternative if you're trying to stay away from bread. Now I'm getting hungry!

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:28 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I said yes to the bacon and onions my coffee mate... I didn't literally throw him across the room but more like rolled him off me..lol. Yes I know with alcohol it can go on for hours.....lol. Been there, done that .. The practice is still pretty good though....lol.
Yes. I figured you didn't really THROW him... Lol 😂
So true about alcohol.. I've been labeled a 'hero', on more than one occasion.. I never admitted it was the gin and tonics. 🤔😘 You can go for hours.. right?
I'm laughing., at your description.. That's how I've felt a few times...
If you were ever to come over, I'll hide the booze.. Lol. But then.. maybe not. Marathons are not so bad.. Are they? Hmmm.... 🤔 True feelings, are probably best enjoyed sober.. 😘❤️ Right?

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 4:33 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    Wow! Great contribution. I've had similar experiences. Where we were fucking but she cums first before I do and she's all done but is unwilling to wait for me to cum or is unaware I haven't got there yet, so she says thank you and good night and I am left unfulfilled. It was usually a one night stand where we would never meet again. With drugs and alcohol involved.
Oooooo.. The dreaded blue balls... Eeeee 😨 I hear you. That's not good..... Been there a few times... 🤔
And this was a one off, for me... I really was starving.. She was waiting for me, and there's no way I could do it. Back in the day... She wasn't on the pill, so we used a condom, which I hate. There's no feeling (there WAS no feeling).. .. I've heard that they have improved thrm... Hmmm... Who knows? 🤔
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HeartCollector 61F  
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2/12/2019 6:35 pm

I have a bread machine, my fifth or sixth one in 30 some years. I finally realized it's great at mixing and raising the dough but the loaf always gets a bit hard right where the heating element surrounds the pan when you bake it. I started just using it to make dough until I realized it was easier, quicker and less cleanup to just make it in a bowl. I make two loaves once a week, freeze one as soon as it cools and by the time I’m halfway through that loaf it’s time to make two more. Bread is one of those things I can hardly justify buying.

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 7:16 pm

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    I have a bread machine, my fifth or sixth one in 30 some years. I finally realized it's great at mixing and raising the dough but the loaf always gets a bit hard right where the heating element surrounds the pan when you bake it. I started just using it to make dough until I realized it was easier, quicker and less cleanup to just make it in a bowl. I make two loaves once a week, freeze one as soon as it cools and by the time I’m halfway through that loaf it’s time to make two more. Bread is one of those things I can hardly justify buying.
Ahhh.. Thanks for the tips.. . Really appreciate it. I'm going to have to step out of my box and try it.. Bread emoji.. Lol 🍞🍞🍞

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pollly_anna 55F  
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2/12/2019 9:21 pm

NO food makes me go ahhhhhh!


sexyldy1000 58F  
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2/12/2019 9:24 pm

An orgasm shouldn't be the only determination if a sexual encounter was satisfying. The 'journey' is arousing, erotic and exciting. The 'destination' is the end result. I am 'OK' if I don't orgasm each and every time. Yet conversely, feel as though I have somehow disappointed by partner if he doesn't.
My favourite pizza varies...but Meat Lovers is always a good choice.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 9:29 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... Hmmmmm.. Oooooooo.... Eeeeeee......, Kool! 😁🍞🏡🐍🐙🐟🐔🐋🐸🐣🐼

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Paulxx001 61M
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2/12/2019 9:33 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    An orgasm shouldn't be the only determination if a sexual encounter was satisfying. The 'journey' is arousing, erotic and exciting. The 'destination' is the end result. I am 'OK' if I don't orgasm each and every time. Yet conversely, feel as though I have somehow disappointed by partner if he doesn't.
    My favourite pizza varies...but Meat Lovers is always a good choice.
Hmmm.. Interesting.. That's the way I feel, and how most men feel - if their partner doesn't have an orgasm...
Well.. I'd love to try.. 😘
Really? Then again, women don't get that uncomfortable feeling if they don't have an orgasm... You know what I mean? 🤔
Thanks for sharing your pov.. 👍

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