There Was Naked Bowling... On Thursdays... πŸ€—πŸ‘  

Paulxx001 62M
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5/6/2019 12:31 pm

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There Was Naked Bowling... On Thursdays... πŸ€—πŸ‘

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A couple of weeks ago, I was on a business trip, in a very... very... small town. Dinning, late one night, I found myself - in the only restaurant, still open. I was eating cold fries. The sweet scent, of 'urinal mints' (from the nearby washroom), almost... overpowered - the smell, of stale beer and cigarettes. Sounds, of bowling balls, cascading along polished floors, smashing through wooden pins... smothered my thoughts. I pondered a question.

Would it be possible, to get my burger served, before I finished my fries?

A pair of bowling shoes, suddenly plunked themselves, on the counter, right next to me. My hazy thoughts, were interrupted. A whiff of leather and sock... and foot, blended in subtly... with the aroma of mints, from the bathroom. My cherubic new friend, smiled at me and lit a cigarette, as he leaned forward and spoke to the cook.

"Hey Tucker... Ya wanna make me a burger... ta go?"

Tucker nodded and in a flash, that meat... or whatever it was, was sizzling, on that blackened grill. Now ... I knew Tucker's name. I felt empowered. I kinda... raised my hand meekly, as if I was in grade two math class.

"Hey Tucker. How's, MY burger doin'?"

Tucker turned to me and with the quiet, nonchalance, of a man who'd already completed, a great task, replied.

"Oh, your burger? It's been ready for a while mister. I just had it, warmin' for ya." And he pointed to a dull red lamp... way down, at the end of the wall. "Figured y'all wanted to wait, till ya finished your fries first. That's the way, most folk here, eat it," he grinned. Then, he turned and pressed a metal spatula, flat down, against a grey patty - with all his might.

I stared at Tucker's back, and blinked. "Sure. Why the fuck, would I want to eat my burger, with my fries?" I thought to myself. Tucker, motioned to the petite waitress, in the pink dress. Quickly, she walked over with my burger.

The plate was put, right next to me. She wore lavender perfume and makeup... fit, for an opera star. "Ya new in town? Whatcha y'all doin here?", her green eyes twinkled, as she smiled.

I thought of telling her the truth. That I was here, on business. That I was fucking stuck here, for the next week. But I didn't. I just replied the way I knew most people would. "Just passin' thru. Just passin' thru," I smiled back. I was startin', to sound like them.

"Well... you'll be wantin', to see the 'old church', before ya leave. It was built in 1890," she beamed at me, proudly.

I had an hour for lunch: maybe I could squeeze in, a visit, to 'that' church. I took a bite, outta my burger. It was cold. Maybe I could spend, an hour lookin' for a better place ta eat. Yep...

My cherubic friend, grabbed his wrapped, hot burger off the counter... and with his other hand (the one holdin' those shoes) waved goodbye to me. It was too late, to block my nose. I reached for a fry, and waved back at 'im.

The waitress with the pink dress and brown rag in her hand, kept eyin' me, as she went table to table - wipin' them. Someone... just got a strike. I heard people yellin' and hollerin'. Tucker smiled and waved to a group of women as they passed. Come to think of it, I don't recall seein' one person who ever frowned ... in the whole time I was in that town. Must be a happy bunch of people, livin' here. Must be the kinda town, that grows on ya. I know one thing... most folk - eat somewhere else. Tucker trudged to the men's room. The waitress in the pink dress shimmied up to me.

"Ya know, Thursdays... we got 'naked bowling' here. It's much, more fun!" She smiled. "And I don't know why, y'all wanna eat here. It's my night off tomorrow. If ya want, I can show you where I go. It's way better. And they serve ribs."

I looked down, at my cold burger and fries. And then, back up... into her green eyes. I love... ribs! But what's that thing she said, about 'naked bowling' ?


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So...
What's the point of this story? Naked bowling? Small towns? Civic pride? I need a new job? Who knows?
Whatcha y'all gonna have for dinner?


Why am I, still talkin' in this accent?


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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 12:32 pm

Bowling is making a comeback. At least over here. Naked bowling? Sure... I'd be up for it!

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 12:33 pm

And small town pride is a funny thing. I actually went into that church. What can I say? It was built in 1890.😢

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 12:33 pm

Yes... I do need a new job. But that's a whole different thing. I don't wanna get into it now. Dinner?Who knows. Ain't got nothin in the fridge. Mickey Dee's? I got meat. I guess I could make meat loaf.... πŸ€”

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DirtyDomDriver 40M
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5/6/2019 12:50 pm

bowling is fun I agree


pollly_anna 55F  
386 posts
5/6/2019 12:59 pm

This is our semiannual naked bowling event and occurs on East Vine street in Kissimmee, FL. The cost is $20 per person for 21-65 year olds . The fee covers shoes, games, ball and a bag of popcorn per table and a pitcher of soft drink/lemonade per table. There will also be a 50/50 raffle and folks can buy food at the snack bar.
Meet at the bowling alley and pay the fee as you enter.


HeartCollector 61F  
7418 posts
5/6/2019 1:28 pm

Naked cowgirls...naked bowling...lotta nakedness going on in your life or is this wishful thinking? Just throw everything off and close the curtains, you'll be fine in the morning.

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justskin1 67M
11277 posts
5/6/2019 1:56 pm

I have been to a naked bowling night many years ago. It was rather fun.

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Tmptrzz 56F  
59495 posts
5/6/2019 2:19 pm

Sounds like a happy little town, guess you didn't try the naked bowling..huh.. Well nothing here for dinner as I just had Arby's for lunch a treat as we haven't had that in a while and now I know why it's not up to par where we were. I hope today is a great day to start off your week..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Heathen_G 60M
6431 posts
5/6/2019 2:31 pm

ha... "Naked bowling"? Have you seen the people that usually bowl? I wouldn't think these people would be a large draw, if they were naked.

So after you mentioned this, "Sport", I searched for it, and wonders of wonders, ...there is "Nude Bowling" , bowling leagues , too. Most of the teams had about 7 men and one woman. So we're talking "Sausage fest" , for practically all of them.


Wonder167 52F  
2908 posts
5/6/2019 2:35 pm

Hmmm, you go into some strange towns there bub! I enjoy bowling, when it's for fun, anything where people are too serious and I'm out. Naked bowling, I think I'll be a spectator.

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superbjversion2 64F  
15669 posts
5/6/2019 2:38 pm

I've played nakey darts. Nakey pool. Nakey miniature golf. I'm totally up for nakey bowling.......and Thursdays is traditionally bowling night in my family.

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retch69 58M
13 posts
5/6/2019 3:10 pm

Hope I don’t get gutter ball


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 3:38 pm

It is fun, isn't it? At least it was... back in the day. I'd give naked bowling a shot. You?
Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 3:47 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    This is our semiannual naked bowling event and occurs on East Vine street in Kissimmee, FL. The cost is $20 per person for 21-65 year olds . The fee covers shoes, games, ball and a bag of popcorn per table and a pitcher of soft drink/lemonade per table. There will also be a 50/50 raffle and folks can buy food at the snack bar.
    Meet at the bowling alley and pay the fee as you enter.
Really? And you go to it? Wow. That sounds like fun.
Tell me more?
What do shoot? Bowling score, that is? πŸ€”πŸ˜

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 3:51 pm

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Naked cowgirls...naked bowling...lotta nakedness going on in your life or is this wishful thinking? Just throw everything off and close the curtains, you'll be fine in the morning.
Naked is good. No?
Ya think it's as simple as curtains? 😊
Ya ever think of naked bowling? I mean... you'd have to have a good partner and all? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ά
But.... would he have to be a good bowler? 😱

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 3:55 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    I have been to a naked bowling night many years ago. It was rather fun.
Really? Well please tell more! 😢
Was it spilt 50 50 - men women ? Did anyone get carried away? Was it frisky? Come on.... Sounds like a hoot! Yep.... the bar is still open. Pop on in and share s bit more! πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 3:58 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sounds like a happy little town, guess you didn't try the naked bowling..huh.. Well nothing here for dinner as I just had Arby's for lunch a treat as we haven't had that in a while and now I know why it's not up to par where we were. I hope today is a great day to start off your week..
Well naked bowling. I didn't know anything about it. But google it. Tons of people are into it... lol
Would you? Yes I know you have a partner. Might be a blast with the right crowd? No?
Funny thing about chain restos.... Sometimes they're not all the same... are they? πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 4:01 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    ha... "Naked bowling"? Have you seen the people that usually bowl? I wouldn't think these people would be a large draw, if they were naked.

    So after you mentioned this, "Sport", I searched for it, and wonders of wonders, ...there is "Nude Bowling" , bowling leagues , too. Most of the teams had about 7 men and one woman. So we're talking "Sausage fest" , for practically all of them.
Yep... I don't invent this stuff up. When I googled it, I found leagues as well. But I didn't see THAT ratio.
That would be boring, right? lol πŸ€”
Anyway... I'd give it a shot. You?

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jaxfla45 45M
132 posts
5/6/2019 4:04 pm

I want to naked bowl now! Anyone want to go with me?


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 4:10 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Hmmm, you go into some strange towns there bub! I enjoy bowling, when it's for fun, anything where people are too serious and I'm out. Naked bowling, I think I'll be a spectator.
I do... don't I? Or does strangeness, just follow me? πŸ€”
Yeah.. too serious is not fun.
Spectator? Come on.... All you need is a good partner... or one... with a lucky ball, or two.
Yep... What would you do? Count the balls in the gutter?
Are you more into, private games like naked 'snooker' or strip poker? Or do prefer games, where no one is invited except for the two players? πŸ˜‰

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 4:20 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I've played nakey darts. Nakey pool. Nakey miniature golf. I'm totally up for nakey bowling.......and Thursdays is traditionally bowling night in my family.
Oooo.. you're a player , baby! 😘
Naked darts, sounds... dicy....Eee 🎯😱
OK... That naked miniature golf... Now... ya gotta tell me more. What up girl? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±
Thursdays... there ya go. Get Heart and someone else... and we gotta team? No? πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 4:22 pm

    Quoting retch69:
    Hope I don’t get gutter ball
That would be a concern.... Unless someone... cleaned it off for you?
I'd say, go for it. No?
Hey... drop by, any time. πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 4:25 pm

    Quoting jaxfla45:
    I want to naked bowl now! Anyone want to go with me?
Shout out to Jacksonville... Anyone game? Sounds like a great idea.
Hope someone ... strikes... your fancy.
Let me know if you have a league there and how things worked out.
Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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pocogato12 67F  
27101 posts
5/6/2019 4:37 pm

Naked bowling??? I might do naked golf- there are woods along the fairway not to mention the wood walkers. There is only 1 bowling alley left around here and the really good two: one is now a funeral chapel and one is a used car lot. Without naked car salesmen- too bad be cute with their neckties. Dinner- I was bad I bought and Italian sandwich and drank milk

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SeaGirlFL 55F  
8259 posts
5/6/2019 6:19 pm

I haven't been bowling in years. (But, no naked bowling, lol).

Dinner was some homemade chili from the freezer. It was yummy!

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 6:21 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Naked bowling??? I might do naked golf- there are woods along the fairway not to mention the wood walkers. There is only 1 bowling alley left around here and the really good two: one is now a funeral chapel and one is a used car lot. Without naked car salesmen- too bad be cute with their neckties. Dinner- I was bad I bought and Italian sandwich and drank milk
Oh. come on. It would be fun. You.. Me.. BJ.. Heart.. Omg. What a foresome...
We'd kill it. No? πŸ€” Just don't watch the balls. Watch the pins. πŸ™„
So Italian sandwiches and milk is bad?
Naked bowling. Give it a thought. I'll look for places here, that have a club. Sounds like fun. No? πŸ˜±πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
Yes... you will get outta your funk! I'll forse it outta ya! 😱😁

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justskin1 67M
11277 posts
5/6/2019 6:24 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? Well please tell more! 😢
    Was it spilt 50 50 - men women ? Did anyone get carried away? Was it frisky? Come on.... Sounds like a hoot! Yep.... the bar is still open. Pop on in and share s bit more! πŸ‘
It was close to a 50-50 split. No frisky at the bowling alley and as to how many pins got set up and knocked down or ended in splits after we left that alley is a matter of conjecture. My partner was a lovely young woman who offered to help me wash off the body paint I used for my costume at the Naturist Halloween party the month before. She did do an admirable job of getting me clean.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 6:33 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    It was close to a 50-50 split. No frisky at the bowling alley and as to how many pins got set up and knocked down or ended in splits after we left that alley is a matter of conjecture. My partner was a lovely young woman who offered to help me wash off the body paint I used for my costume at the Naturist Halloween party the month before. She did do an admirable job of getting me clean.
That's a great picture you painted. One that I can almost, relate to. Body paint? Sure. Sounds like a grand time! Worthy of a story, on your blog? I'd venture to read it.
Thanks for sharing that image. I can imagine the laughs. Thanks for stopping by, and sharing! πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 6:38 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I haven't been bowling in years. (But, no naked bowling, lol).

    Dinner was some homemade chili from the freezer. It was yummy!
Hmmm.. but you have an... imagination.... right? 😱
Home made chilli is great... I make some as well.... occasionally.
Naked bowling.. maybe we could get a team together? Just a thought. πŸ€”πŸ˜˜
Do ya know how to hold a ball. 😢⚽

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sexyldy1000 58F  
3121 posts
5/6/2019 6:52 pm

Geez, I bowled in 2 different 10-pin leagues and was the treasurer for the Youth League but never heard of nude bowling 🎳 . Mind you, β€˜Cosmic Bowling’ which is glow-in-the-dark under blue lights, could make you feel pretty β€˜exposed’ and β€˜vulnerable’ if you wore white. Yep... that was fun.

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justskin1 67M
11277 posts
5/6/2019 7:01 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    That's a great picture you painted. One that I can almost, relate to. Body paint? Sure. Sounds like a grand time! Worthy of a story, on your blog? I'd venture to read it.
    Thanks for sharing that image. I can imagine the laughs. Thanks for stopping by, and sharing! πŸ‘
Did I mention that she was particularly good at getting the blue paint off of the tip of my cock? Not to mention the red paint off of my balls. I had met her that evening and when she started to spray paint on my back I told her I had not intended to do my back as I would not be able to wash the paint off. She told me no problem as she would help me in the shower with it. Then someone got a picture of us fucking against the shower wall. The start of a most satisfying affair.
Unfortunately while a picture of me "in" my costume and mask was taken it did not turn out else I would have it in profile album for Holidays.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


dumplin6969 61F  
144 posts
5/6/2019 7:20 pm

Okay... you made me Google... I thought you made it all up.

What was the question again?

Come to my blog!
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superbjversion2 64F  
15669 posts
5/6/2019 7:47 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Oooo.. you're a player , baby! 😘
    Naked darts, sounds... dicy....Eee 🎯😱
    OK... That naked miniature golf... Now... ya gotta tell me more. What up girl? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±
    Thursdays... there ya go. Get Heart and someone else... and we gotta team? No? πŸ‘
Miniature golf was part of my few days at the Nudist camp. It really was like summer camp for naked people.

I'll get Heart, you have to come up with the 4th .... but we'll bring the wine.

I put the sex in sexagenarian


Heathen_G 60M
6431 posts
5/6/2019 7:59 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yep... I don't invent this stuff up. When I googled it, I found leagues as well. But I didn't see THAT ratio.
    That would be boring, right? lol πŸ€”
    Anyway... I'd give it a shot. You?
Probably would not give naked bowling a shot .... unless maybe in Brazil... where the women are practically guaranteed to be better looking , and where women are more likely to even out the teams.


kimberliejo1 42F  
1703 posts
5/6/2019 8:59 pm

Oh, you was in heaven for that week sweetheart,,, that's why I love small rural town
livin', Lol... Should of got you're 'Ribs' to go on Thursday,,, headed back to the alley...
naked bowling sounds like a lotta fun,,, ain't never been to one of those...
Cold fries,,, then a greasy cool burger probably not the worst supper... but I opted
for a pork steak, fried taters, and green beans instead, yelp KJ

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sweet_VM 60F  
80077 posts
5/6/2019 9:02 pm

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scoupe42 56M  
6315 posts
5/6/2019 9:58 pm

I'll go! That's the place to be.


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 9:59 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Geez, I bowled in 2 different 10-pin leagues and was the treasurer for the Youth League but never heard of nude bowling 🎳 . Mind you, β€˜Cosmic Bowling’ which is glow-in-the-dark under blue lights, could make you feel pretty β€˜exposed’ and β€˜vulnerable’ if you wore white. Yep... that was fun.
Streetsville Bowl. 128 Queen St. South. Mississauga. Naked Bowling Baby.... Ya up for it?
Of course.... I'm too far away to get there by tomorrow evening...
Whatcha think about that? Isn't that a wild idea? Would you be shy... or would you let it all hang out, and go for the strikes! πŸ€”πŸ˜±πŸ˜˜
Could be fun, no? πŸ€—

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:06 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Did I mention that she was particularly good at getting the blue paint off of the tip of my cock? Not to mention the red paint off of my balls. I had met her that evening and when she started to spray paint on my back I told her I had not intended to do my back as I would not be able to wash the paint off. She told me no problem as she would help me in the shower with it. Then someone got a picture of us fucking against the shower wall. The start of a most satisfying affair.
    Unfortunately while a picture of me "in" my costume and mask was taken it did not turn out else I would have it in profile album for Holidays.
Ok... Well... Your tale keeps getting better and better.
Mask... paint... shower? Yep... Naked bowling! I'd be on it!
Ya ever thought of bowling again? Seems to be a growing trend in some places.
Blue paint... huh? πŸ’™πŸ‘Œ
Great visuals! πŸ‘Now.... I'm really intrigued... lol

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:10 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Probably would not give naked bowling a shot .... unless maybe in Brazil... where the women are practically guaranteed to be better looking , and where women are more likely to even out the teams.
I'm going to do some more research. I think there's a league here in this city and the ladies in my town are easy on the eyes. lol
Anyway... I may have an update on this sport. Brazil... right? That's an interesting idea. You been there? Sounds like you have some experience in that part of the world. 🌍

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:22 pm

    Quoting dumplin6969:
    Okay... you made me Google... I thought you made it all up.

    What was the question again?
Omg..... Do you think I'm completely full of shit? lol 😱
Yeah.. There's a Club on Face Book... and there might be a club in your town. Would you be up for it?
Naked bowling, I mean... lol 😁
You'd have to keep your hands on your own balls... πŸ‘
Question? I ain't got none!
I think it would be fun! No? πŸ€”πŸ˜˜

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:25 pm

It is awesome... I'd be willing to give it a try.
Are you experienced with handling balls? Bowling balls... I mean? πŸ€”βš½
There's a Club in your city, I think ! Are you going to check it out? 😊

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:31 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Miniature golf was part of my few days at the Nudist camp. It really was like summer camp for naked people.

    I'll get Heart, you have to come up with the 4th .... but we'll bring the wine.
Oh yeah! Your nudist club trip! You didn't share much about it with me. Sounds like it was fun But of course... you're not allowed to get sexual there, are you? πŸ€”
I'm going to see if there are any clubs here in this city. There's gotta be. Omg... Would I be able to concentrate on the pins? Or would I be distracted by other things... bouncing about? What about you? πŸ€” Can you be a Pro about things? Or are you more apt to focus on the smaller 'things' on the lanes?😊

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:34 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    I'll go! That's the place to be.
It sounds like a blast, doesn't it?
Ya think there's a Club in your city? πŸ€”
I don't know why I haven't heard of this before... You?

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/6/2019 10:41 pm

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    Oh, you was in heaven for that week sweetheart,,, that's why I love small rural town
    livin', Lol... Should of got you're 'Ribs' to go on Thursday,,, headed back to the alley...
    naked bowling sounds like a lotta fun,,, ain't never been to one of those...
    Cold fries,,, then a greasy cool burger probably not the worst supper... but I opted
    for a pork steak, fried taters, and green beans instead, yelp KJ
Small town livin' takes a bit a gettin' used to. Everyone knows your name. No place to hide. All your mistakes and kinks.. out there.... for all to discover... I like it, but it's a bit too small for me. And for you too. I'm just guessing. Am I wrong?
Naked bowling... you'd be on That! lol I'd be pushing you towards YOUR ball!
Yep.... I could see a lotta fun with that.
So... how was your mission with the horse?
I love ribs, by the way. You?

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azriel1970 48M  
25046 posts
5/7/2019 4:40 am

Probably all of the above!!!! I have not bowled in years but I could give naked bowling a try!

Just having coffee no idea what I am doing for dinner yet lol


superbjversion2 64F  
15669 posts
5/7/2019 6:03 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Oh yeah! Your nudist club trip! You didn't share much about it with me. Sounds like it was fun But of course... you're not allowed to get sexual there, are you? πŸ€”
    I'm going to see if there are any clubs here in this city. There's gotta be. Omg... Would I be able to concentrate on the pins? Or would I be distracted by other things... bouncing about? What about you? πŸ€” Can you be a Pro about things? Or are you more apt to focus on the smaller 'things' on the lanes?😊
The great thing about bowling is you get to bowl, then you get to sit and watch others bowl. The only problem I might have ...... would my unrestrained boobs interfere with my bowling? (we take bowling seriously in M My swimming ability was impaired by my free floating boobs when I was in the pool.

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HeartCollector 61F  
7418 posts
5/7/2019 6:43 am

I can’t even post naked pictures here! I don’t think naked bowling is in my future.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 6:47 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Probably all of the above!!!! I have not bowled in years but I could give naked bowling a try!

    Just having coffee no idea what I am doing for dinner yet lol
You're probably right... lol 😁
A lot of guys, willing to give it a try. I'm going to keep my eyes open for any tournaments over here... lol
There must be some rules, right? Otherwise you'd have 500 naked men showing up to bowl with 20 women... lol
Can you imagine? omg.... 😱

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 6:51 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    The great thing about bowling is you get to bowl, then you get to sit and watch others bowl. The only problem I might have ...... would my unrestrained boobs interfere with my bowling? (we take bowling seriously in M My swimming ability was impaired by my free floating boobs when I was in the pool.
You bring up a good point. Not that I can relate to it I'd be concentrating on the other things bouncing around between my body. ⚽⚽
Hmmm.. deffinitely some potential issues to consider.
I like that sitting and watching part.
I could do that! πŸ€”πŸ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 6:54 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    I can’t even post naked pictures here! I don’t think naked bowling is in my future.
Well... I guess we could use a scorekeeper. Can you keep score? πŸ€”
At the very least... you can sit in the stands and cheer, right? Cheering is good! 😁

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justskin1 67M
11277 posts
5/7/2019 7:39 am

Naked Co-ed bowling is fun to do and watch but if you want a fun sport to watch it is hard to beat Naked co-ed Beach Volleyball. Now there you get to see some interesting moves with a lot of bounce.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 8:13 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    Naked Co-ed bowling is fun to do and watch but if you want a fun sport to watch it is hard to beat Naked co-ed Beach Volleyball. Now there you get to see some interesting moves with a lot of bounce.
Ahhh... hmmmm... now there's - an idea for another story. I imagine, that's.... a younger person's sport.
But like you, I'd be watching. 😱
Thanks for the heads up. Yet another bit of information, I can put in my tiny vault! 😁
I'm gonna google it right now. There's gotta be a place in this city, with a tournament on. lol....

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kimberliejo1 42F  
1703 posts
5/7/2019 8:52 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Small town livin' takes a bit a gettin' used to. Everyone knows your name. No place to hide. All your mistakes and kinks.. out there.... for all to discover... I like it, but it's a bit too small for me. And for you too. I'm just guessing. Am I wrong?
    Naked bowling... you'd be on That! lol I'd be pushing you towards YOUR ball!
    Yep.... I could see a lotta fun with that.
    So... how was your mission with the horse?
    I love ribs, by the way. You?
Oh yeah... small town livin' is all I've known here in the States, don't bother me none.
Naked bowling would be awesome, Lol... they really have that huh, Woooo!!! Ribs are
great... all that lip and finger lickin' going on... sometimes I try to suck the BBQ off
my fingers,,, sexy stuff goin' on there, Lol KJ

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 9:10 am

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    Oh yeah... small town livin' is all I've known here in the States, don't bother me none.
    Naked bowling would be awesome, Lol... they really have that huh, Woooo!!! Ribs are
    great... all that lip and finger lickin' going on... sometimes I try to suck the BBQ off
    my fingers,,, sexy stuff goin' on there, Lol KJ
Hmmm... Now there's a difference we have. I need to slip into the shadows of a big city. Anonymous, without an identity... just a shadow.... sharing the light and space... with everyone else. Alone... amongst thousands... but never lonely.
I'd find it too claustrophobic in a tiny town. Or maybe.... I just never really lived it, so I don't really know. πŸ€”
Yes to ribs... It's that sauce, right? lol.... 😘😱

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pollly_anna 55F  
386 posts
5/7/2019 9:52 am

I started bowling at 15 and bowled on a league every Sunday afternoon well into my 30's during all my pregnancy too .then joined another league on friday night so then was bowling both Friday night Laurentian lanes and Sunday Pare lanes. for over. 30 yrs........now I just bowl occasional......but still have my own bowling ball/bag/shoes.

No paul never did I bowl naked!!


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 10:20 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    I started bowling at 15 and bowled on a league every Sunday afternoon well into my 30's during all my pregnancy too .then joined another league on friday night so then was bowling both Friday night Laurentian lanes and Sunday Pare lanes. for over. 30 yrs........now I just bowl occasional......but still have my own bowling ball/bag/shoes.

    No paul never did I bowl naked!!
ParΓ© and Laurentian... know them well. You sound like a pro, with your own ball and all!
No... nude bowling is not your style. I see you playing more intimate, one on one games. Strip poker? 😘😁

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sexyldy1000 58F  
3121 posts
5/7/2019 1:08 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Streetsville Bowl. 128 Queen St. South. Mississauga. Naked Bowling Baby.... Ya up for it?
    Of course.... I'm too far away to get there by tomorrow evening...
    Whatcha think about that? Isn't that a wild idea? Would you be shy... or would you let it all hang out, and go for the strikes! πŸ€”πŸ˜±πŸ˜˜
    Could be fun, no? πŸ€—
That’s hilarious 😊. I could imagine naked bowling 🎳 in Montreal but not here in conservative Mississauga. I sold all my bowling gear but wouldn’t use that as an excuse for not trying it.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


HeartCollector 61F  
7418 posts
5/7/2019 2:37 pm

I can keep score, yes!

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SeaGirlFL 55F  
8259 posts
5/7/2019 4:39 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm.. but you have an... imagination.... right? 😱
    Home made chilli is great... I make some as well.... occasionally.
    Naked bowling.. maybe we could get a team together? Just a thought. πŸ€”πŸ˜˜
    Do ya know how to hold a ball. 😢⚽
I do know how to hold many types of balls.

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dumplin6969 61F  
144 posts
5/7/2019 5:44 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Omg..... Do you think I'm completely full of shit? lol 😱
    Yeah.. There's a Club on Face Book... and there might be a club in your town. Would you be up for it?
    Naked bowling, I mean... lol 😁
    You'd have to keep your hands on your own balls... πŸ‘
    Question? I ain't got none!
    I think it would be fun! No? πŸ€”πŸ˜˜
Nah... I'd never say that!

I don't want to try naked bowling at all. But if you do... just don't stand too close to the ball return.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 7:23 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    That’s hilarious 😊. I could imagine naked bowling 🎳 in Montreal but not here in conservative Mississauga. I sold all my bowling gear but wouldn’t use that as an excuse for not trying it.
You're so cute. Ya didn't want to make a crack about having to use the "house" balls? lol 😁😱

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 7:27 pm

But... ya know. .. Wouldn't it be fun, not to worry about what we look like... naked ? Is it possible to separate ' naked' from sexual...? And just let things fly? Ya know what I mean? It's almost a nudist kind of vibe. No? πŸ˜ŠπŸ€”

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 7:32 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I do know how to hold many types of balls.
I imagine that you would... lol... πŸ€”β€οΈ
But this is a nudist... type of vibe. You know what I mean.? Can you get into this from a s nudists point of view? Where nudity is just accepted?
I'd have to get used to that. I may be too immature. You? Or it's a question about training... Naked is something I'd have to wrap my head around. You?

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 7:39 pm

    Quoting dumplin6969:
    Nah... I'd never say that!

    I don't want to try naked bowling at all. But if you do... just don't stand too close to the ball return.
Ya know.. I don't think this is a sexual thing. It's more of a nudist kinda thing.
I'm not sure if I'm into that whole nudist vibe. But.. that's the way I see it. I've never been or thought about going to a nudist camp. You?
Nude bowling is more of a 'night camp' for nudists.
At least... that's the way I see it.
Balls? No worries.... lol.... πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ‘

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sexyldy1000 58F  
3121 posts
5/7/2019 7:42 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    You're so cute. Ya didn't want to make a crack about having to use the "house" balls? lol 😁😱
Yep...Using a β€˜house’ ball would be like playing with a β€˜stranger’s’ since mine was custom-fit for my fingers and thumb.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/7/2019 7:57 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yep...Using a β€˜house’ ball would be like playing with a β€˜stranger’s’ since mine was custom-fit for my fingers and thumb.
Really? hmmm... I guess I was just never that much into bowling. Now mm... golf... Well I imagine... If it's custom made... you can hold that ball, just right! Hmmm... Well now... I know I'm dealing with a pro. Scary! lol. Be gentle! 😱😊

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author51 56F  
75730 posts
5/7/2019 11:58 pm

Small towns and naked bowling I know my coffee mate or at least bowling.lol. I used to bowl in a league here and miss it sometimes, along with the cold burger and fries...lol. Great post as usual my coffee mate..

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author51 56F  
75730 posts
5/8/2019 12:00 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    And small town pride is a funny thing. I actually went into that church. What can I say? It was built in 1890.😢
small town pride is all we have sometimes when you live in a small town my friend..It's where everybody knows your name, and are always glad you came....lol.Cheers!!!!!

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/8/2019 5:30 am

    Quoting author51:
    Small towns and naked bowling I know my coffee mate or at least bowling.lol. I used to bowl in a league here and miss it sometimes, along with the cold burger and fries...lol. Great post as usual my coffee mate..
Ya know... there's a Naked Bowling league out in Mississauga... lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± Go for it? I'd give it a shot. Sounds like a hoot and a great place for exhibitionists to have some fun... No? πŸ˜‚β€οΈπŸ˜˜

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/8/2019 5:34 am

    Quoting author51:
    small town pride is all we have sometimes when you live in a small town my friend..It's where everybody knows your name, and are always glad you came....lol.Cheers!!!!!
Small towns are a bit too small for me. Everyone knows everything about you. No place to be naughty. I like the shadows of a big city... Eeee 😱
How do you keep your secrets (if you have any), in a small town? You can't make a mistake or do anything risky, without everyone finding out, no? lol.... 😘😁

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HeartCollector 61F  
7418 posts
5/8/2019 6:31 am

No, I don’t think you can separate naked from sexual, or sensual. I’ve known people who SAY that, but none who practice it. That guy I lived with who told me porn was better than sex? He joined Naked Minnesota, which is men only...so I’m just not buying it.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/8/2019 10:07 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    No, I don’t think you can separate naked from sexual, or sensual. I’ve known people who SAY that, but none who practice it. That guy I lived with who told me porn was better than sex? He joined Naked Minnesota, which is men only...so I’m just not buying it.
Really? Well how do you explain nudists? BJ went to a camp last summer. I'm pretty sure, things were tame and mature there? No? Although... I've never tried it myself.
Besides... once you've seen one, haven't you seen them all? I think I could hold things together. As long as we didn't start playing, naked twister or stuff like that. And as long as nobody touched me..... or looked at me... or came within two feet of me. Sure... I think I'd hold it together just fine.
You'd be fine too. I think you'd just keep your eyes straight ahead wouldn't you? It's practice... I think.

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HeartCollector 61F  
7418 posts
5/8/2019 3:38 pm

Been there, done it, got the T-shirt...I thought it was a bunch of people acting like they weren’t naked, and yes, after a while you do kind of forget you’re not wearing anything. I’m just gonna say more power to the folks who enjoy it but I pretty much viewed it as a wasted weekend.

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/8/2019 5:29 pm

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Been there, done it, got the T-shirt...I thought it was a bunch of people acting like they weren’t naked, and yes, after a while you do kind of forget you’re not wearing anything. I’m just gonna say more power to the folks who enjoy it but I pretty much viewed it as a wasted weekend.
Hmmmm... yep. I get it.

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author51 56F  
75730 posts
5/8/2019 11:52 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Small towns are a bit too small for me. Everyone knows everything about you. No place to be naughty. I like the shadows of a big city... Eeee 😱
    How do you keep your secrets (if you have any), in a small town? You can't make a mistake or do anything risky, without everyone finding out, no? lol.... 😘😁
If I do it indoors my coffee mate it is all good,I did get caught once doing it outside though..That is the fun of it is being caught.. like taking risks my coffee mate....lol

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/9/2019 6:49 am

    Quoting author51:
    If I do it indoors my coffee mate it is all good,I did get caught once doing it outside though..That is the fun of it is being caught.. like taking risks my coffee mate....lol
Risks... True... A lot of fun... lol 😊😱
That's the sport of it... πŸ˜‚

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/13/2019 6:30 am

I just posted this the other day. You might enjoy it.
It Was A Hot and Sticky Sexy Quickie

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/14/2019 4:38 am

    Quoting  :

It is, isn't it? Sounds like you've tried, Naked Bowling? Or you'd like to? 😊😘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/17/2019 7:23 am

Happy Friday... I posted this the other day. You might find it interesting. Let me know... Once It39s Over It39s Over Isn39t it

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C8998063 34M
67 posts
5/20/2019 8:50 am

Nice


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/20/2019 10:46 pm

Yep... That's what I say.
Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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DrFeelsogood662 53M
18 posts
5/21/2019 11:51 am

I would luv to watch and see much fun people will have but, I don’t think that would be my thing. My dick is way too big and long to be playing around like that which would get in the way.


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/21/2019 9:24 pm

    Quoting DrFeelsogood662:
    I would luv to watch and see much fun people will have but, I don’t think that would be my thing. My dick is way too big and long to be playing around like that which would get in the way.
Yep. I know what you mean. I've never been a part of naked bowling. Not sure if I would be able to concentrate. You know what I mean? 😊
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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Lkng4fn1 34M

5/22/2019 10:56 am

Definitely interesting idea lol


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/22/2019 12:24 pm

    Quoting Lkng4fn1:
    Definitely interesting idea lol
There might be a league in your area... lol
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/24/2019 5:13 am

I posted this story, the other day. You might enjoy it.
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14ftpole 37M
28 posts
5/24/2019 10:33 am

Naked bowling sounds fun. Wonder if they have blue bowling balls?


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/24/2019 12:29 pm

    Quoting 14ftpole:
    Naked bowling sounds fun. Wonder if they have blue bowling balls?
I think they might. 😢
I'm also thinking the celebration party afterwards, might work things out. 😁
I wonder if I'd be able to keep things together. You? πŸ€”

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kickCGandDG521 38M/33F
36 posts
5/28/2019 10:56 pm

Wow, very very very nice!


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/29/2019 3:07 am

... and you guys are looking nice, as well! πŸ‘πŸ”₯
I think there's a naked bowling league in Philly... πŸ‘Œ
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. 😊

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Deckard2018 48M
9 posts
5/30/2019 10:58 pm

Just got to make sure that the fingers go in the right holes!!


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
5/31/2019 5:06 am

    Quoting Deckard2018:
    Just got to make sure that the fingers go in the right holes!!
Ooooo... good bowling tip! lol πŸ˜πŸ‘
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. πŸ‘Œ

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Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
6/1/2019 5:59 pm

I just posted a story the other day.
It's a classic cluster fuck of FrankeeZee and me.. having a great time. πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
FrankeeZee the Russian Girl and Porno Pizza Delivery

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warsaru86 33M
10 posts
6/3/2019 12:10 pm

nice


Paulxx001 62M
8861 posts
6/4/2019 2:25 pm

That's what I thought. πŸ€”πŸ‘

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