What Goes On Under The Table.....
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Posted:Aug 11, 2021 3:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:29 am
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What goes on under the table stays under the table...
Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill’s wife isn’t wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill’s wife follows him and asks, “Did you see anything that you liked under there?”
John admits that he did. She says, “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.”
They decide that John should come to her house around 2 P.M. on Friday while Bill is at work.
On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m. He pays Bill’s wife $100. They go to the bedroom, have sex and then John leaves.
When Bill comes home at 6 P.M., he asks his wife, “Did John come by this afternoon?”
Reluctantly, she replies, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”
Next Bill asks, “Did he give you $100?”
“Oh hell, he knows!” she thinks to herself. Finally, she admits, “Well, yes, he did give me $100.”
“Good,” Bill says. “John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back
♫ Get your money for nuthin' and your chicks for free ♫ ~ Dire Straits
~Wee~
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This Site's Value
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Posted:Aug 7, 2021 2:52 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:29 am
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During a chat with a friend here, a thought popped into my head
"What is this site worth ?"...hmmmmm
I did a 'lil research and came up with a figure...
Valued at $75,750,000.00 !! Woohoo...
Then my mind compared it to a BMW car if it were this site
Here is what you would get :
~ Please insert credit card to listen to the next song on the radio
~ Payment required for turn signal use
~ Must have gold membership to roll down the window to ask anyone for directions
~ You pay if you make contact with anything, insurance not available
~ It will cost 28 points to look out the windshield
Not to mention the additional options included :
~ Hit the brakes and the windshield wipers come on
~ Turn right and the glove box pops open
~ When the key is first turned to the on position it will backfire out the tailpipe on occasion
Plus at no cost, free of charge :
~ The bull shaft will not jump the heffer gear
At least paid parking isn't reqiured but you may get hit by 12 lanes of traffic while trying to meet someone across the street
Enjoy your test drive (warranty not included on this model)
~Wee~
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A lil' extra jingle ?
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Posted:May 6, 2021 6:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:30 am
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Deer load, 'splain deez two me Y ? Hep me owt pweaze !
Is for traction while sliding down the banister warm up dinner, keeping from getting too ?
♫ She bangs, she bangs oh she moves she moves ♫ ~ She Bangs by Ricky Martin
~Weeeee~
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OMG listen to the sex !
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Posted:May 1, 2021 6:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:31 am
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I KNEW that would get your attention...
Have a fappy weekend and enjoy the music...maybe avoid the low resolution porn huh ?
Good luck
♫ Miniskirts and see-through shirts...A high heel crying shame ♫ ~ 'Sex' as sung by the band Kix
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Sorry Hallmark....
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Posted:Feb 4, 2021 3:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:34 am
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♫ you take me-to the... you take me-to the.. you take me-to the t-o-p ♫ ~You Take Me-To The Top By Loverboy
~Wee~
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2021...
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Posted:Feb 1, 2021 5:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:35 am
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Strums it up!
♫♪♫ You take it on the run b-a-b-y.. if that's the way you want it baby.. ♫♪♫ ~by REO Speedwagon
~Wee~
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Don't forget the X's !
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Posted:Jan 22, 2021 8:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:37 am
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♫ Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you ♫
~Wee~
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Holiday Leftovers
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Posted:Nov 29, 2020 5:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:39 am
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Spilled gravy anyone ?
(asking for a friend)
♫ Lick it up... lick it up... ohhhh ohhhh woahhh ♫ ~ 'Lick It Up' by Kiss
~Wee~
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You licked your eyebrows...
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Posted:Nov 4, 2020 5:46 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:40 am
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... and mumbled "mmmm"
♫ I'm about to lose control and I think I like it ♫ ~ I'm So Excited by The Pointer Sisters
~Wee~
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I feel.... I feel my body shaking
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Posted:Oct 19, 2020 9:14 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:42 am
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.... hope you like... pick your favorite !
♫ I just wanna get close you, feel your love so sweet ♫ ~ Still of the night by Whitesnake
~Wee~
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Funny Taste
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Posted:Oct 18, 2020 7:20 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 6:52 am
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The Right Answer..
♫ I see the bad moon risin. I see trouble the way ♫ ~ by CCR
~Wee~
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