Gifts From Santa  

Weeload2 59M
537 posts
12/6/2021 7:02 am
Gifts From Santa

Christmas morning a cop was sitting his at a traffic light.

Next him is a his shiny new bike.

The cop says the , "Nice bike you got there, did Santa bring that you ?"

The says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well next year tell Santa put a taillight that bike."

The cop then proceeds hand the a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The takes the ticket but before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice you got there, did Santa bring that you ?"

Humoring the , the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The says, "Well next year tell Santa put the dick underneath the ."



~Wee~


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Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/6/2021 7:03 am

Christmas morning a cop was sitting on his horse at a traffic light.

Next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there, did Santa bring that to you ?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to hand the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket but before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there, did Santa bring that to you ?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse."

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EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/6/2021 7:35 am

Ohhhhhhh



This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/6/2021 7:47 am

Out of the mouths of babes eh!....lol. Thanks for my Monday smiles Guitar Man..xoxo


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
12/6/2021 8:15 am

TouchΓ©!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/6/2021 10:10 am

I agree !

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Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/6/2021 10:10 am

    Quoting author51:
    Out of the mouths of babes eh!....lol. Thanks for my Monday smiles Guitar Man..xoxo
I owed you one for the moca creamer lol

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Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/6/2021 10:11 am

Bad cop, busting a kid on christmas day !

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PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/7/2021 11:58 pm

Bus! LOLOL


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/9/2021 5:33 am

Same here, I laughed real good when I seen it too

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