Decisions, decisions
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Posted:Feb 22, 2019 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2021 12:32 pm
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The other day I received these 4 messages simultaneously (and I quote):
"Hello? "
"Hey there"
"hi.."
"hi there"
How do I choose from these underwhelming greetings? Since they were equally uninspiring, I chose none. It was actually an easy choice.
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So as not to point out a problem without a solution, I offer this suggestion. Try crafting a greeting that not only gets my attention but also engages my mind. Tell me something about yourself. Ask me my opinion. What is interesting to you? What have you seen or experienced? Avoid sex or crass comments. Do NOT say, “I have a hotel room. Join me.”, “Do you have a strap-on?”, “ Do you want to poop in my mouth?”. All of these are actual messages sent to me. They also got ignored. I know, I know. This is a sex site, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need to be civil.
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It is said that the way to a man’s heart is though his stomach. The way into a woman’s pants is through her head. Stimulate her mind and other stimulation will follow.
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In the end, the choice is yours. If you find what you are doing works for you, good for you. These are just my observations and thoughts, trying to be helpful. You can take them or leave them.
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Cock adjectives
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Posted:Feb 2, 2019 11:24 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2019 10:15 am
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During my visits to the chat rooms this last week I encountered many men on cam requesting visitors to watch. These are the adjectives they used to describe their cocks:
“Big”, “huge”, “thick”, “hung”, “girthy” – These are all subjective adjectives. What one considers big, another may not. Quoting the movie Cockodile Dundee, “That’s not a cock; here’s a cock.” Since these words are so subjective, I wouldn’t consider them descriptive.
“erect”, “hard” – I would certainly hope so. You wouldn’t sell a Cadillac without polishing it first.
“sexy” – This is a good one. It is indeed a subjective adjective, but I rarely see it used in reference to a cock. I almost looked to see what he considered to be a sexy cock, but then I thought about the multitude of cock pictures I have seen here, and the word sexy never popped into my head.
“thick hard veined bulgy uncut hairy” – Six adjectives for one cock. Now this paints a picture. If you close your eyes, you can almost see this cock. The problem is you can’t un-see it.
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If you want more eye traffic, you need to stand out from the multitude. I offer these suggestions:
Holmesian cock – This could mean Sherlock Holmes (can solve your mysteries, figure out your needs) or John Holmes (we know what that means).
Secretariatian cock – This could mean hung like Secretariat, wins by many lengths, or always cums first. It’s a double edged sword.
Shetland cock – Not quite hung like a , more like a pony. Still impressive.
Disney cock – Pluses: The happiest place on Earth, the magic kingdom, treats you like a princess. Minus: Mouse dick.
Adequate cock – Points for modesty and honesty, rare for this site.
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Another thing one can do to peak interest is dress your cock in a costume. Go to Esty and search penis costumes and you can find many. Imagine these cocks:
Doctor cock – Open up and say, “Ahhh”.
Fireman cock – Can handle your burning desire.
Pirate cock – Knows how to handle booty.
There are so many possibilities. Do a striptease. Put on a play, like Hamlet (“To cum or not to cum, that is the question”). I would take a look.
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These are just a few ideas. You can take them or leave them. What adjective(s) would get your attention?
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Here are a couple of my favorites:
The Cock of Steel and Hello, Sailor!
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Turn ons/Turn offs/Indifferents.
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Posted:Jan 8, 2019 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2019 1:19 pm
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Over the last week, I was looking at all the messages, IM greetings and chat room welcomes I received. I was able to categorize them into three areas, turn ons, turn offs and indifferent. These are just my observations and feelings. Others will feel differently.
Turn ons:
1. A sense of humor.
2. A beautiful woman. All women are beautiful on the outside. It takes getting to know her to see if the inside matches the outside.
3. Confidence without arrogance. Stating how long you can last (“I can go for 4 hours”) or what you think you can do (“I will make you wet and quiver”) is arrogance and arrogance goes into the next category.
Turn offs:
1. Crass statements (such as these actual received messages) –
Are you playing with your pussy?
Let’s fuck.
Horny?
Wanna peg me?
These are things that would never be said to a person face to face (I sincerely hope). The anonymity of the internet allows you to show the real you. If you think these types of statements are acceptable, I want nothing to do with the real you.
2. Gold members that have access to profiles but don’t read them. They prove it by asking questions that are easily answered by doing the simple act of reading. (What are you looking for? Are you into younger men?) This is just lazy. Lazy = turn off.
3. What I call ‘the taking dick’. That is the IM message from a dick pic. It does not matter what the message is, if your profile picture is of your dick, you must think that is the best you have to offer. I have no interest in anyone that has that low opinion of themselves.
4. The ‘daddy’ thing. I don’t get it. In fact, it kind of creeps me out.
Indifferent: Indifferent items are boring and hold no interest to me, so I don’t respond to them.
1. Single syllable greetings (such as these actual received messages) –
Heyyyy
Hi
Chat?
2. Unimaginative, short statements that convey no information about the sender (such as these actual received messages) –
Hey there
Good morning
Hi sexy
Hi, how are you?
I know most people will not read this, and the things I mentioned here will not stop. That is the way it is. I just felt like venting.
That’s it for my observations for now. Again, this is just me. Everyone is different, so there are those that disagree with me. Viva la diferencia. That’s what makes life interesting.
Have a great day!
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Do not engage.
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Posted:Dec 15, 2018 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2021 12:39 pm
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I have met many nice and funny people in the chat room. A large percentage of people there are just that. There are a few though that is purposely confrontational, spiteful and hateful. I don’t know why they are the way they are. It could be their mother didn’t breast feed them, or their father force fed them. Whatever it is, they are miserable people that are not happy unless they make people as miserable as they are. When dealing with them, I offer a bit of unsolicited advice.
Do not engage.
If you do not engage, you deny them the attention they so desperately crave. As we learned in the movie War Games, the only way to win in Global Thermal Nuclear War is to not play.
Do not engage.
If you do not engage, they will eventually give up and go away. After no one falls into their trap, they are isolated to just themselves. Perhaps then they might get visited by some Christmas ghosts and teach what lonely, miserable people they are, and they change their ways. Or their loneliness and isolation will make them so depressed they will put a gun in their mouths. Either way, the world will be a better place.
Do not engage.
If you want to reply to this with a hateful message, don’t bother. I will delete it. I will not engage.
How about a nice game of chess?
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If I were a flavor of ice cream...
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Posted:Oct 29, 2018 10:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2021 12:37 pm
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If I were a flavor of ice cream, I’d be vanilla. After seeing what other people are into here, things that I have never done, I’ve decided I am boring. I like sex and oral and toys. I see others liking all kinds of other things. There’s FMF, MFM, MFMFMFMF, BDSM, domination, submission, adult book store visits, glory holes, gang bangs, orgies, adult clubs, bukake, golden showers, etc. Whenever anyone says they are kinky, I think, “not for me.” Sure, I have had thoughts of what it would be like to hold two cocks at once, to attend an orgy, or to be at an all girl party, but when it comes to actually doing it, I think I’m out (actually, I can do that all girl party). I’m boring. When I’m looking at the ice cream section at the grocery store, I look at the chocolate, the strawberry, the neopolitan, the rocky road, the turtle, the moose tracks, the mint chocolate chip, and the oreo; I think those are nice, then I reach for my vanilla. I don’t stuff myself full of chocolate. I am vanilla. Yes, vanilla is great on a hot piece of pie, and is a tasty treat, but it is still vanilla. What flavor of ice cream are you?
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I had a thought.
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Posted:Aug 21, 2018 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2019 11:58 am
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Do you know that contest where people put their hand on a car or truck and the last one to remove their hand wins the car/truck? I wondered what it would be like to have a contest like that but instead of a car or truck it would be me, and instead of a hand it would be their dicks. Last one to keep their dick on me gets me. That would either be fun or weird. I haven't decided, yet. It will give me something to think about.
Perhaps I will go with a final four. Then I could accommodate one in my pussy, one in my mouth, and two hands (sorry, anal is out only). I would have to figure out how to decide who would go where, or maybe a rotation system on a timer.
Does everyone cum at the same time or one at a time?
Hum. So much to think about.
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