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Bad Girls Bible - Blog 2
Posted:Dec 10, 2018 3:45 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2018 3:34 am
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23 KINKY SEX IDEAS: VERY FREAKY TIPS TO SPICE UP SEX

https://badgirlsbible.com/kinky-sex-ideas (There are plenty of links in this article to click on)

Excerpts:

1. GREAT COMMUNICATION IS KEY

2. SOME THINGS WILL FEEL “MEH,” AND THAT’S OK

3. START SLOW

4. BLINDFOLDS

QUESTION GAME

Next, you can play a simple question & answers game and give him rewards or punishments depending on his answers. Check out suggested punishments and rewards later on in the article.

7. MAKE ORAL SEX CRAZY KINKY

Giving you man a blow job or having him go down on you to eat you out may not sound like the craziest kinky idea, but it can be. Here’s how…

HANDS ON HEAD

When your man goes down on you, you can put your hands behind your head and let him get to work…or you can use your hands to provide guidance.

Just put them in his hair or rest them on top of his head at first.

Then, when he starts doing something really satisfying, start slowly rubbing and massaging his scalp. But, if he starts doing something that’s not particularly enjoyable, stop massaging him. This is an easy way to give him feedback as he’s giving you cunnilingus (advice here). Of course, make sure to be vocal in your feedback too.

The other great thing about having your hands on his head when he is licking your pussy is that if you need more pressure you can just pull him closer into you.

Of course, your man can also use these exact tips when you are giving him a blow job

EYE CONTACT

Maintaining eye contact while your man gives you cunnilingus or while you’re giving him a blow job instantly makes it more intimate.

“But this is a guide on having kinky sex,” I hear you say…

Don’t worry; there is a really kinky way to use eye contact during a blow job or when he’s eating you out…

You need to make eye contact with him right at the point of orgasm. It’s incredibly powerful.

If you’re looking for more tips on how to use eye contact during oral sex, check out Chapter 3 of the Blow Job Guide.

WHERE YOU DO IT

Another easy way to make a blow job or cunnilingus hotter is to do it in a place that’s out of the ordinary. Here are a few ideas.

In a car (just make sure you’re not breaking any laws!)

At a really breathtaking spot, think the top of a mountain or a cliff, on a beach or anywhere with an incredible view.

In an empty room at a party.

THE FINISH

You can give your man a really straightforward and even boring blow job, but if you finish it right, then it can be super hot. Here are a few kinky ways to finish your blow job…

Into your hand and then pour it into your mouth.

Into your mouth and then swallowing it while maintaining eye contact.

On your face, neck, breasts, ass, back or any body part that your man obsesses about.

69

The 69 position is so simple to perform, yet so much fun! Rather than repeating myself, you should check out the 69 position guide here to learn all the different ways that you can perform it.

You can learn a lot more on how to give your man the best blow job of his life in the very detailed Blow Job Guide.
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Bad Girls Bible - Blog 1
Posted:Dec 7, 2018 5:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2018 10:31 am
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Found this site online and it looks like it is FULL of good ideas and advice:

https://badgirlsbible.com/

Here's an excerpt from the Dirty Talk Section (I'll cover a few more in later Blog posts):

DIRTY TALK PHRASES FOR BUILDING SEXUAL TENSION

If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now!

What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?

It might sound greedy, but I your cock so bad right now.

going to drain your balls tonight!

I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.

I to feel you inside me.

Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.

Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.

going to mark you as mine tonight.

When we get home, going to make you orgasm so hard.

Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.

What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?

Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?

going to break you tonight.

If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.

I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.

I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later… x (great when sent as a text message//email).

I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long – Perfect when he is leaving your place to keep the sexual tension high.

I love it when you wear tight clothes.

Guess what color my panties are?

We to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.

I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.

You look so fucking hot in the morning.

I wore these panties just for you.

I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.

Tonight is going to be a lot of fun 😉 (Perfect as a message)

If you your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.

Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.

Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!

going to make you scream and shout tonight!

It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.

. . . to be continued . . .
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Why Lacrosse Is The Best Sport Of All
Posted:Dec 5, 2018 9:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2018 1:35 pm
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What other sport is considered SACRED and SPIRITUAL by the founders of it? The Native American tribes that started the sport consider it a gift from their Creator . . . no other sport gets that label. On top of that the sport is utilized in Native American culture for healing and even for a substitute for war to settle scores.

Native Americans give their kids a small stick when still in their cribs and many have their sticks buried with them so they can play in heaven.

It is the fastest growing in sport in America on both the Boys and Girls side and the of countries taking it up is rapidly growing. This year’s Men’s World Championships in Israel had nearly 50 nations playing.

Watching a well-played game is almost addictive. I challenge you to see one and not watch another one . . . just not likely to happen.

Professional players all line up to sign autographs for kids FOR FREE, after every pro game. And many of them actually TALK to the kids too!

The game is nicknamed ‘The Fastest Game On Two Feet’ and that certainly is true. Watching a fast break with tic-tac-toe passing to find the open crease man for the dunk is breathtaking.

100 MPH – that’s how fast a windup shot can be fired . . . meaning that playing goal in this sport requires courage. And they hardly have as many pads as a hockey goalie. But that’s not a put down of hockey; many NHL players also played a LOT of lacrosse growing up.

There is an event every year in January in south Florida where older players have age group national championships, with the oldest group being the 65’s. And the stories get better every time you jump into the higher age group.

There’s a great physicality to it, it can get rough (the indoor game actually allows fisticuffs) but rarely to the extent the NFL players go through with all the targeting that happened. But don’t discount lacrosse, particularly if the defense still has an old-fashioned wood stick . . . that’s worse than a spanking paddle; the paddle is not SIX FEET LONG.

Unlike Soccer the final score is usually a total of 20 goals or more.

And also unlike soccer, if you flop to get a call, expect to have your head taken off the next time down . . .

Kids in many parts of the country are giving up Baseball to play Lacrosse. Who wants to wait for a ball in right field when you can scoop up a ground ball yourself and take off on the fast break? A few years ago Mike Piazza was flown up to NY to ring the bell of the New York Stock Exchange on Opening Day and was asked on CNBC why kids are not watching baseball on TV and Mike (who lives in Miami) said ‘well, where I live the kids are playing lacrosse now’.

If you have any doubt of the athleticism, watch this save: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thLNv1WOEF4

That was in sudden death overtime of the national championship game! In slow motion you see he moved in a way the body is not designed nor physics deems possible.

Lacrosse is the best sport. Hands down.
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Gold Member Profiles Without An Introduction & Another Phony Profile
Posted:Nov 29, 2018 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2018 2:55 am
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Why bother?

Gold Members that do not write any introduction at all . . .

I don't understand that. How do you expect me to take you seriously? Are you really saying you welcome ANY message? ANY desire? ANY ANYTHING?

Please, all the women out there, give me the reason why you would fill in plenty of the Information fields and NO Introduction.

Inquiring minds are desperate to know!

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Section 2

Another phony profile that wanted to send me pictures off the site. I won't name names but isn't it funny that when I ask someone what they do it seems all the PHONY ones say:

1) self-employed (but they can't prove it)

and

2) The industry is "dealer of metal works, golds, stone carving and preserved bronze works" or something similar.

What are the odds that 1) there are FOUR of those careerists on this site and 2) they all are interested in me?

I don't even recommend Gold for my investment clients!

And if anyone wonders, yes I can easily prove my identity since I the only person in the world with my name . . . Yes, it's true, it's true!

And finally a shout out to Author51, who is a prolific blogger and a friend to my Blogs! If you ever get down to Boca Raton the dinner is on me!
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Is Passion Inferior To The Old Fashioned Pick Up At A Happy Hour?
Posted:Nov 27, 2018 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2018 2:53 am
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This is a serious question.

Two months plus in to my Passion quest and I have had less success here than just the past two visits at my local hot spot in Boca Raton.

That’s a pretty sad indictment of either . . .

My online abilities (Although I love to write I always thought I was a much better in-person conversationalist . . . and certainly better than on the phone, where I kind of suck)

Or

The fear of women on Passion to even want to correspond and get to know each other, even if it doesn’t go anywhere. For some reason, getting a first public face to face meeting is tougher here.

Heck, an even bigger indictment . . . I had quicker success getting laid on Plenty of Fish than here! Of course, I had to date a couple of times on POF before hitting a home run . . .

But an early evening picnic on the beach was a magical elixir for that . . . funny that I haven’t found any takers for that first greet on Passion.

Two weeks ago, I actually turned down a woman who try to pick me up because I had to get to the airport to pick a friend up and the following week, I was close to a similar situation when I had to leave. I’ll be back at City Fish in Boca on Thursday with a college buddy who wants to live here. He doesn’t know I am on here and I will bring him up to date.

He’s in a bit of a situation too. He and his wife have very different visions of life going forward. She wants to live in Vermont and pretty much hates Florida. A probable separation is coming.

He’ll make a great wingman.

Hmmm.

Well, here’s an interesting offer for the readership that is local. I’ll be at Happy Hour Thursday at City Fish near the Turnpike on Glades Road around 6:00pm and will be likely the only one wearing a floral Tommy Bahama shirt and shorts. The first person to mention Passion to me (ask if I am Lee) gets a drink and a crab cake paid by me.

Let’s see if that at least starts the ignition key!
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Goop.com - Reality Check: Anal Sex
Posted:Nov 26, 2018 4:15 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2018 2:53 pm
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Came across this yesterday, an interview from last year with Paul Joannides and thought there was a lot of good info in it.

https://goop.com/wellness/sexual-health/reality-check-anal-sex/?clickid=WUh38PTT3V14QBI1pA1ED2SJUkgUyPXHux1P280&irgwc=1&utm_campaign=10079_OnlineTrackingLink&utm_source=impactradius&utm_medium=affiliate

Excerpts:

Q

How should we modify the anal sex we see modeled in porn to best suit an in-real-life couple?

A

The way the rectum curves shortly after the opening tells us we need to make a lot of adjustments for anal to feel good. Also, the two sets of sphincter muscles that nature placed around the opening of the anus to help humans maintain their dignity when in crowded spaces (to keep poop from dropping out) mean there’s an automatic reflex if you push against them from the outside.

So one of the first things a woman or man needs to do if they want to be on the receiving end of anal sex is to teach their sphincter muscles to relax enough that a penis can get past their gates. This takes a lot of practice.

Also, unlike the vagina, the anus provides no lubrication. So in addition to teaching the sphincters to relax, and in addition to getting the angle right so you don’t poke the receiver in the wall of the rectum, you need to use lots of lube.

They show none of this in porn. Nor do they show communication, feedback, or trust. Couples who do not have excellent sexual communication, who don’t freely give and receive feedback about what feels good and what doesn’t, and who don’t have a high level of trust should not be having anal sex.

Q

How should we modify the anal sex we see modeled in porn to best suit an in-real-life couple?

A

The way the rectum curves shortly after the opening tells us we need to make a lot of adjustments for anal to feel good. Also, the two sets of sphincter muscles that nature placed around the opening of the anus to help humans maintain their dignity when in crowded spaces (to keep poop from dropping out) mean there’s an automatic reflex if you push against them from the outside.

So one of the first things a woman or man needs to do if they want to be on the receiving end of anal sex is to teach their sphincter muscles to relax enough that a penis can get past their gates. This takes a lot of practice.

Also, unlike the vagina, the anus provides no lubrication. So in addition to teaching the sphincters to relax, and in addition to getting the angle right so you don’t poke the receiver in the wall of the rectum, you need to use lots of lube.

They show none of this in porn. Nor do they show communication, feedback, or trust. Couples who do not have excellent sexual communication, who don’t freely give and receive feedback about what feels good and what doesn’t, and who don’t have a high level of trust should not be having anal sex.

Read the rest at the link.
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Ode To The Woman’s Inner Thigh
Posted:Nov 23, 2018 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2018 9:31 am
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The queen of the body not thought of
In kindred spirit of a soft glove
Smooth, soft and never asleep
Goose bumps appear without even a weep

Receptive to a gentle tongue
Or even a ballad softly sung
The pathway to eternal bliss
All it takes is a firm wet kiss

An open road to nectar so sweet
No Thanksgiving feast is better to eat
A massage will yield the erogenous spot
And never again will she be so hot
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AARP Article: Sex at 50-Plus: What's Normal?
Posted:Nov 21, 2018 4:33 am
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2018 4:31 am
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Since I'm now 60 myself I found the results kind of interesting so here's a few excerpts. The full article can be seen here: https://www.aarp.org/home-family/sex-intimacy/info-01-2013/seniors-having-sex-older-couples.html

Of course, this is based on monogamous partners being interviewed so it's not necessarily fully representative of our community but I did find the fact that so many couples use adult toys at a rate higher than I expected but in the Oral Sex question only 60% of Men perform makes me wonder if the Sopranos mentality is wider than thought . . .

6. Do you ever get the sense that your partner has sex with you out of a sense of obligation?

12.5 percent of people in a relationship for a year or less say yes, compared with 49.6 percent of people in a relationship for 21 years or more.

Tip: Pick good, happy and rested times to suggest sex — and let your partner off the hook if he or she is not in the mood. But don't feel bad if you sense your partner is being dutiful once in a while. Many of the people who told us they have sex out of obligation also told us they were extremely happy in their relationships.

7. Have you ever used sex toys with your partner?

60 percent of women and 40 percent of men say yes, adult toys (vibrators and the like) have been or are a part of their lovemaking.

Tip: Sex toys have gone mainstream and are easy to find online, in malls or even in many drugstores. If you're curious, why not suggest a shopping trip to see what all the raves are about?

12. Do you perform oral sex on your partner?

77 percent of women and 60 percent of men say yes.

Tip: Couples who do not include oral sex in their lovemaking tend to be just as happy with their partners as those who do. Whether you partake says more about what you and your partner enjoy than it does about the quality of your bond.

13. How often do you and your partner make love?

31 percent of couples have sex several times a week; 28 percent of couples have sex a couple of times a month; and 8 percent of couples have sex once a month. Sadly — or so we thought — 33 percent of respondents said they rarely or never have sex. But even among couples who report being "extremely happy," an astonishing one-fourth rarely or never get it on.

Tip: If you haven't been able to reignite your relationship on your own, see a sex therapist. The American Association of Sex Educators can help you find a qualified practitioner in your area.
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The Songs I Will Always Stop And Listen To While Driving
Posted:Nov 19, 2018 5:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2018 5:18 am
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Update: 10:54am

You know what's scary about today's social media? I went to YouTube to play a few of these this morning and ALMOST ALL of these songs showed in the right column to choose from . . . Big Brother is HERE and it's not the BBC (the English one perverts . . . ) just like Orwell wrote about . . .

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You know the routine on this one . . . driving a bit of a distance and you’re playing with the radio or Sirius and then you hear those first few chords . . . that’s it for surfing for a few minutes . . . this song is going to be listened to all the way through. For many of these songs there’s a common reason . . . I really love the melody, not necessarily the words. The sole exception to this is The Boxer, which was the first song in my teen years I learned all the words to because it was such an interesting song. Frankly, it’s hard to turn the dial when I hear ANY Simon & Garfunkel or Who song, as they are my two favorites. There’s a few more I could have added, so Honorable Mention goes to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s ‘Sweet Home Alabama’, ‘You Can’t Change That’ by Raydio, Herb Alpert’s ‘A Taste Of Honey’, Three Dog Night’s ‘Joy To The World’, The Spinners 'Games People Play', Dave Brubeck's 'Take Five' and even Neil Sedaka’s ‘Bad Blood’.

Chicago’s ‘25 Or 6 To 4’

It might not have been the biggest selling single but I suspect there’s been no song PLAYED more on the radio than this one on Classic Rock stations. The Brass section makes this so special, as well as the quick opening that really drags you in.

Blue Oyster Cult’s ‘Don’t Fear The Reaper’

Two reasons this makes the list. First, how many songs start off this fast and keep the pace? Also, my college, Hobart, plays a big role in Eric Bloom joining the band!

David Bowie’s ‘Modern Love’

When I went out Clubbing in Manhattan this was my favorite song to dance to. Given how many great Bowie songs there are (and never also forget Bowie’s place in history as the first artist to issue debt against his future royalties) this one sometimes gets forgotten, but the upbeat feel keeps me glued.

Smokey Robinson’s ‘Cruisin’

This song holds a special place for me because it was the song I wanted for the first dance on my wedding day, only to be turned down by the Lawrence Welk wannabees of a band, who didn’t want to learn it . . . and my then wife refused to make it a point of contention. A fantastic song to play for a romantic night, under candlelight.

The Who’s ‘Love Reign O’er Me’ & ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’

My two favorite Who songs . . . I know the debate over what group is the best in rock history will always be fought but for my money they are the greatest band of all time, talent wise, when you include Keith Moon on drums. If you want some chills, go watch the end of The Concert For NY, after 9/11, when they played Won’t Get Fooled Again for a large audience of NY First Responders and watch the crowd reaction . . . like a weight being taken off their shoulders. And Love Reign O’er Me, from Quadrophenia, is one of the most haunting and beautiful tunes you can hear.

Simon & Garfunkel’s ‘The Boxer’ & ‘Hazy Shade of Winter’

Has there EVER been a better songwriter produced in America than Paul Simon? The first winner of the George Gershwin Award for Popular Music and well deserving! So experimental too! African music, Caribbean music, partner with Art and solo artist extraordinaire! I was at the 1986 Concert in Central Park and I was there for his Farewell Tour earlier this year . . . 76 years old and playing two straight hours! And how many of you even remember he wrote Hazy Shade of Winter for example?

Seals & Crofts’ ‘Summer Breeze’

I saw this duo in Cleveland at Blossom in the mid-1970’s, my first real concert as a teen thanks to my Aunt and Uncle. While remembered for this song today they truly had a of other fun songs to listen to, particularly a melodic masterpiece named East Of Ginger Trees’, which was actually the flip side of the Summer Breeze single! Summer Breeze was such a simple song to listen to at any time, never mind Summertime.

The Smith’s ‘How Soon Is Now’

I came across this one by accident, as it was used as a background for a Japanese female wrestler’s (it’s a long story) highlight film and was completely struck by how much fun the song was to listen to. I can’t even tell you what the song is really about because I was so caught up in the melody.

Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’

Okay, the most underappreciated woman in modern music to me is Christine McVie . . . just had to get that out first. When she rejoined the band I rejoiced and then got to see them here a few years back. One of the few bands that sounds the same live as in the studio. Love the rhythm of this song and even though it was kind of a downer in message (it’s about the divorces the band was going through at the time) it’s such a fun listen.

Blondie’s ‘Atomic’

This gem is also kind of like Bowie’s Modern Love as it gets lost because of so many other better known Blondie songs but it’s my favorite one of theirs. And it doesn’t hurt that they were one of the featured bands in that straight to DVD movie about CBGB, which was actually not a bad little film, as anything Alan Rickman touched was the better for it. Just a terrific instrumental.

Bryan Adams’ ‘Summer of ‘69’

This hit me like a kind of a throwback to a song that was so popular in the 50’s and 60’s. I also thought that this one and the next one were highlights of Live Aid. Just like so many above, so hard to turn away from.

Paul Young’s ‘Why Don’t You Come Back’

I have the Live Aid DVD and once a year will take it out to watch some of it and I NEVER skip this song. I thought Young kind of stole the show until Queen’s incredible segment with this song. Just a fun song to listen to.

Buffalo Springfield’s ‘For What It’s Worth’

The classic anti-war song but it also holds a somewhat strange place in my heart for another reason. I went to sleepaway camp and one year we used this song’s melody as the background for the Alma Mater portion of the camp’s Color War, so it did also get used for ‘War’ purposes – LOL . . . even if you are not a leftist you can enjoy the rhythms of this one.

There's plenty more too!
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Five Songs I Can Do Without The Rest Of My Life
Posted:Nov 17, 2018 5:48 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2018 10:57 am
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This Blog is about something that triggered my memory on my recent cruise, in a somewhat negative way. The next to last night of the cruise I witnessed a fantastic presentation about rock music and dancing from the 50’s to the 80’s and what was so good about it, besides the wonderful choreography, was the selection of songs from the movies. Most of us who have cruised know that the musical selections tend to be what I would call ‘least common denominator’, which I would translate to ‘the same old s**t over and over again’. But this presentation was not that, as they brought in movie songs from The Graduate, Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner, To Sir With Love, etc.

Later that night the Promenade featured a 70’s Party and that’s when it finally made me want to barf a little, as the 10 songs they featured were ALL Disco and ALL the familiar stuff.

For those younger than me, who did not experience adulthood then, please note that the 70’s might well have been the best decade for music, but not because of Disco. It was because we had SO MANY types of music to choose from, but for some reason the cruise ships only seem to remember that Disco stuff! While the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever still seems to resonate, when you look at Billboard’s list of #1 singles in the decade there were NO Disco songs! Yet the cruise lines seem to completely discount the non-Disco stuff.

For those who are interested, the list does include great songs like Bridge Over Troubled Waters, Joy to the World, The Way We Were and Tonight’s The Night. It’s easy to Google the rest.

So, after all the cruises here’s the Top 5 songs I wish cruise lines (and other places) RETIRE PERMANENTLY, I never want to hear these songs again!

#1 – The Electric Slide

Damn, enough already! I probably heard it EVERY DAY from the Caribbean Steel Band and on some day multiple times. Take that Yoga-inducing wanna be song and put it in the Spa for spinning class! The pool area is already crowded enough without having everyone NOT in a swim suit also getting their exercise while some of us just want to relax and sip a cold drink. And it’s not like it is Grammy-caliber lyric worthy either!

#2 – YMCA

Honestly, how many people REALLY want to shape their arm movements to that anymore? The ULTIMATE peer pressure song! Communism marketed as cool.

#3 – Macho Man

The sister companion to YMCA. Honestly, do today’s youth even understand why the Village People had their 15 minutes of fame? Here’s a hint kids, think of the South Park episode with Tom Cruise . . .

#4 – You Light Up My Life

Just listen to the words . . . and compare that to how feminism has evolved . . . what a mismatch! About 200 words and probably less than 1,000 characters, sung over 5 minutes or so . . . use it to substitute for Splenda in your tea . . . and hope you don’t get Diabetes from it.

#5 – Anything where the ‘F’ Word Appears

I solely single this out for ruining one of the great comedy sketches of all time – George Carlin’s ‘The 7 Words You Can’t Say On The Radio’.

Thanks a LOT rappers! Where’s the old Community Standards guidelines? When did we allow this to happen on FM radio?

Here’s a hint to song writers – cursing is NOT keeping it real, it’s LAZY wordsmithing! Save our ‘F’ Word for it’s one and only true use! And while you’re at it, get rid of the ‘N’ word in your too . . .
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11/15/18 - Nearly 2 Months In - No Sex Yet!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2018 2:54 am
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I'm almost to the point of wondering . . .

The old Christmas song, the 12 Days of Christmas . . . .being Jewish means I probably shouldn't go there, but what the heck.

"5 Gold Rings". Or in Passion speak, "One gosh darn date". Hard to believe it's been ONE DINNER so far, which in retrospect I suspect was to get a free meal out of me.

Well, here's the rest of the song:

12 Submissive Requests
11 Google Hangouts
10 Chinese Fake Profiles
9 More Chinese Fake Profiles
8 More Chinese Fake Profiles (yep, about 27 in total - all seemed to Flirt)
7 London 37-year olds
6 Local Rejections
5 Times my profile viewed without a message (that seems to be the record so far)
4 Email addresses that led nowhere
3 Scam Attempts

and finally

2 Blue Balls
and
1 Gosh Darn Date

My Flirt total is now 105, so we can safely assume there's not a lot of correlation there . . . and 190 people viewed my profile (at least that's the net when the fake Chinese stuff fell off) . . . so over 50% of the viewers Flirted!

If only Flirts equaled orgasms . . . where's George Orwell when you need him?

This feels like the first half of a Batman episode from the 1960's . . . Holy Quadalcanal Batman, what now? Our Caped Crusader (the singular has to do for now) is tied up by Catwoman . . . sorry Dommes, but Julie Newmar gets a pass on the Sub stuff and if you need to know why you are amazingly ignorant of the original series . . . will he escape? Heck, Julie is now about 78 and her legs are STILL fantastic.

Or, as the late, great Rodney Dangerfield would say "I don't cry in front of girls, I beg!". Maybe that will work? i doubt I could even get a sympathy lay with a Powerball win . . .

Well, time to try something drastic . . . Happy Hour at City Fish in Boca . . . there must be a 76-year old woman needing a back rub . . .

Til tomorrow my fans . . . if I have any
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Chatting Off This Site
Posted:Nov 13, 2018 4:41 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 1:17 pm
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If there is one other major lesson learning from my experiences here it's how phony Google Hangouts and other chat platforms are when it comes to getting to know someone better. rapidly coming to the conclusion that there's NO REASON to leave this site to communicate until you HAVE A FACE TO FACE MEETING AGREED TO!

Then you each supply the phone number and only then can you go beyond the site in my opinion. I could be a little too conservative on this but I find it ludicrous that any female would leave the protection of the safeguards on the site so early.

BTW, I came across by accident a website called Scamwarners.com, which is free to join and if you suspect you are being set up you can search an email or similar there to see if their database has information. I caught someone from another site that way.
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11/12/2018 - A Particularly Creative Sex Chat
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 2:48 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 5:55 am
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Spent three days having a Google Hangout sex chat with a woman who was stealing Talia Shepard's pictures online and decided to 'practice' my sex chat skills with whoever really was on the other side . . . of course, if it is the REAL Talia Shepard, boy am I going to have fun!

Anyhow, I've always liked to write and this kind of flowed out when she asked me to write something to put her to bed with:

Close your eyes and think of a cabana on a beach. Curtains all around and a gentle breeze cools the air. The waves are crashing nearby and the smell of the sea is prodding your senses.

Your guiding me to make you feel fulfilled. It's not a place where you can take your time, because at any time you could be interrupted and you desperately need to feel the touch of me on you.

Move your fingers up your thigh, as if they are my hands my love

You feel your nipples harden and you need to pinch the tips
As you touch them you turn to gently kiss through my bathing suit
You feel me harden and get turned on by the rapid reaction and you feel yourself start to moisten . . .

You hear voices and wonder how much time you have so you guide your hand inside your bathing suit and put three fingers inside yourself and have me rub your clitoris, racing against time to beat the clock and feel pleasure . . .

The first wave of pleasure wells up and you smile, knowing the race is won . . .

And thankfully, the sounds of the wave muffle the sound of the finish line being reached!

Good night my sweet love! Sleep well!


Ladies, how do you think that reads? Inquiring minds . . . well, me at least . . . would like to know!
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