THAT'S The Wrong Hole  

mc_justmc 59M  
1162 posts
10/5/2018 8:29 pm
THAT'S The Wrong Hole

When I was in the hospital in '99 they decided to put me out for about 3 days, shoved a tube down my throat, and strapped me to the bed. When I woke up I remember freaking out on the respirator tube, panicking I wouldn't be able to breath, until I realized I was. Then I freaked out on not being able to swallow. They eventually pulled it out, it felt like several feet of tubing.

That's when I realized I had a tube up my dick. Oh Fuck Me! I immediately started begging them to take it out. The male nurse told me, if he pulls it out and I don't pee in this jug within an hour, he's gonna put it back in. They eventually pulled it out, it also felt like several feet of tubing.

Now, I know there's Sounding. Just reading the words of Urban Dictionary's definition makes me cringe and cross my legs: "The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone else's urethra. Ultimately leads to stretching of the urethra so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis."

A fucking finger? Oh my God! I'm gonna be sick. But this brings me to my point, have you seen the catheter commercials on TV? There are a couple of different ones for Liberty Catheters. In both commercials these guys can't stop smiling, going on and on about they're loving relationship for these tubes. You'd think it was a sex toy, or "ribbed for his pleasure" the way they act. One guy flies around in a stunt plane, doing loops. I'd be burying the fucking nose of that plane into the ground if I had to stick a tube up my dick to pee. That's a quality of life decision.

I'm very lucky I was out when they violated me in the hospital, if I'd been awake, I don't think I'd be "right" in the head, now. Whoever invented this little form of torture took the easy way out, straight up the orifice, right to the bladder. With everything they have in the hospital, they should be able to give me case of diarrhea so bad, I wouldn't need to pee.

So, has anybody else seen these commercials? Did they seem a little too excited about their plastic fantastic lover? What do you think about Sounding?




mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/5/2018 8:31 pm

Sorry about the pic....


bitchkitty2017 66F  
3944 posts
10/5/2018 8:38 pm

omg frignasty! I seen men who had a type of what looked like metal rods and what looked like metal corkscrew inserted in their dicks ..there are a few on here that have those..One guy shows himself peeing and the rod comes up like a temp gauge looks painful but if they practice that god knows what else they put in there..ugh!


cinnamon0133 54F  
17620 posts
10/5/2018 9:12 pm

OH MY FUCK!! That's just, just.......amp; Please tell me how to UNSEE that!! To each their own but........ FUCK!!!

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jg2776969 64M

10/5/2018 9:30 pm

Umm,absolutely no


superbjversion2 64F  
15667 posts
10/5/2018 9:32 pm

No, thank all that's holy, that I have not seen those commercials!
Bad enough watching the ones telling me that women's incontinence undergarments are now "pretty"

I put the sex in sexagenarian


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/5/2018 9:39 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    OH MY FUCK!! That's just, just.......amp; Please tell me how to UNSEE that!! To each their own but........ FUCK!!!
Right? Ain't that fucked up beyond belief?


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/5/2018 9:40 pm

absolutely fuck no


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/5/2018 9:41 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    No, thank all that's holy, that I have not seen those commercials!
    Bad enough watching the ones telling me that women's incontinence undergarments are now "pretty"
I watch them with my legs crossed and both hands covering my crotch


windsjohn 68M  
646 posts
10/5/2018 10:43 pm

Oh my god guys....( don't take this wrong becauseI mean it in good humor) MAN UP. I went on an Honorflight to Washington DC with my 90 year old dad and I swear half the veterans in their 80s and 90s were wearing catheter bags and had tubes up their dicks. I don't know their circumstances, but when ya get that old, incontinence is a fact of life. I was lucky that my dad wasn't one of them. It made for quick lines in the restrooms. They just unstrapped the bags from their legs and poured them out. Beats waiting for the old guy dribble . if you were an old truckdriver you had a Motorman's friend. I think the movie was SEMI-TOUGH with Bert Reynolds used one in a scene . The freaks of sex that like to do stimming are just getting ready for their "Golden Years"


s2ndegree 60M  
8940 posts
10/5/2018 11:10 pm

You could almost put a glass eye in that one in
that cringe worthy photo.
Seems I remember a movie called sounder.

No thanks!

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Paulxx001 62M
8858 posts
10/5/2018 11:48 pm

Hmmmmm nope.... Then again, I don't get Netflix...

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author51 56F  
75685 posts
10/6/2018 12:27 am

Thank God I have not seen those commercials..The thought of someone sticking a finger in there gives me the creeps..Crikey...

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Gonnadoitornot 59M
29 posts
10/6/2018 3:36 am

Never seen those commercials. I will need help getting that f up vision out of my head!


txmature2 65M
909 posts
10/6/2018 4:07 am

I have seen the commercials... must be a lot of people needing them to place adds on the boob tube.
I was on a cath for a few days when I had a kidney stone removed many years ago.
It was not pleasant! So no sounding for me!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:34 am

    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    omg frignasty! I seen men who had a type of what looked like metal rods and what looked like metal corkscrew inserted in their dicks ..there are a few on here that have those..One guy shows himself peeing and the rod comes up like a temp gauge looks painful but if they practice that god knows what else they put in there..ugh!
Oh Lord, that's fucked up. I haven't seen it on this site.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:39 am

    Quoting windsjohn:
    Oh my god guys....( don't take this wrong becauseI mean it in good humor) MAN UP. I went on an Honorflight to Washington DC with my 90 year old dad and I swear half the veterans in their 80s and 90s were wearing catheter bags and had tubes up their dicks. I don't know their circumstances, but when ya get that old, incontinence is a fact of life. I was lucky that my dad wasn't one of them. It made for quick lines in the restrooms. They just unstrapped the bags from their legs and poured them out. Beats waiting for the old guy dribble . if you were an old truckdriver you had a Motorman's friend. I think the movie was SEMI-TOUGH with Bert Reynolds used one in a scene . The freaks of sex that like to do stimming are just getting ready for their "Golden Years"
I know medically it has to be done, and you can't very well be running to the Dr every time you need to get "hosed", but if I had to give myself one, I'm not sure I could do it. I've got a pretty high tolerance for pain, but not right there.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:41 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    You could almost put a glass eye in that one in
    that cringe worthy photo.
    Seems I remember a movie called sounder.

    No thanks!
It would be looking back at you! That was with Cicely Tyson and about a hound dog named Sounder.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:44 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmmmm nope.... Then again, I don't get Netflix...
These commercials come on METV or TBS, maybe TVLAND. I see them every day. They remind me I don't wanna live too long.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:45 am

    Quoting author51:
    Thank God I have not seen those commercials..The thought of someone sticking a finger in there gives me the creeps..Crikey...
What if the male G-Spot was in there, could you find it?


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:47 am

    Quoting Gonnadoitornot:
    Never seen those commercials. I will need help getting that f up vision out of my head!
I'm gonna try a rubber mallet. if that doesn't work I've got a ball peen hammer. Something has GOT to get that image outta my head!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 4:48 am

    Quoting txmature2:
    I have seen the commercials... must be a lot of people needing them to place adds on the boob tube.
    I was on a cath for a few days when I had a kidney stone removed many years ago.
    It was not pleasant! So no sounding for me!
Lord, kill me quickly if I ever get to a point in life I need those every day.


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2056 posts
10/6/2018 6:01 am

I have not seen those commercials. I am always shocked at the amount advertising for drugs etc there is on American TV with all those lovely warnings at the end.

To each their own, but ouch ( I think) as I dont have one of those


lindoboy100 56M
20226 posts
10/6/2018 6:30 am



There was an english lad used to blog here, his posts were legendary, all pics of genital mutilation......he would've been proud of this one McJustMcJust!!

Commercials for catheters???? Really???? I'll be watching out for those next week!!

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


redrockrascal 60M
19926 posts
10/6/2018 6:53 am

In 2015 I experienced "The Catheter" torture. Kinda like a very hot, very sharp knife being shoved up yer dick. Then the "if you don't pee" threat just to make my stay there just a bit more pleasant.

The price of cable TV felt similar so I haven't seen those commercials since 2016.

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cinnamon0133 54F  
17620 posts
10/6/2018 7:13 am

Do people who have these types of fetishes ever think about the damage they do to their bodies? Do they think about when they age what physical problems they might have as a result of this type of activity?

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mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 7:14 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I have not seen those commercials. I am always shocked at the amount advertising for drugs etc there is on American TV with all those lovely warnings at the end.

    To each their own, but ouch ( I think) as I dont have one of those
Drugs are big business over here since we've got such crap health care choices. Seeing that pic kinda makes me not want one of those.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 7:18 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    There was an english lad used to blog here, his posts were legendary, all pics of genital mutilation......he would've been proud of this one McJustMcJust!!

    Commercials for catheters???? Really???? I'll be watching out for those next week!!
I saw more pics, much worse, but I went with the "finger pic". There was one with a butter knife. It was worse. They run them on the TVLAND channel.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 7:26 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    In 2015 I experienced "The Catheter" torture. Kinda like a very hot, very sharp knife being shoved up yer dick. Then the "if you don't pee" threat just to make my stay there just a bit more pleasant.

    The price of cable TV felt similar so I haven't seen those commercials since 2016.
When I was 17 I got checked for VD, the Dr told me to stand with my back against the wall. I didn't understand why, until he shoved a steel swab up my dick. You know your right, cable is quite like a catheter.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 7:38 am

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    Do people who have these types of fetishes ever think about the damage they do to their bodies? Do they think about when they age what physical problems they might have as a result of this type of activity?
I can't understand the thought process of people that do that for enjoyment. What makes you decide one day that your gonna stick something in your dick?


papis_baby_girl 41F  
5013 posts
10/6/2018 9:28 am

is that the male equivalent of fisting?

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mature_951 57F  
3275 posts
10/6/2018 9:43 am

catheters are the worst!

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pagancountrygirl 61F
4099 posts
10/6/2018 9:54 am

Ahhh...but did you know some of those sounds are also wired to hook them up to a control box to deliver electrical shocks as well? THAT should give you some nightmares!

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SeaGirlFL 55F  
8258 posts
10/6/2018 10:11 am

It all sounds horrid. (Seriously? I finger in someone's urethra???! *shudders*)

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FMAOPLS 66F  
26421 posts
10/6/2018 10:44 am

ThankJesusMaryJosephAndAllTheSaintsInHeaven that those commercials are NOT common in Canada. And also that I obviously don't watch enough American TV to have seen them !

And as for that pic? You really need to start a post like this off with a Bolded, Underlined WARNING. The story was bad enough - the pic just about made me throw up.

PS: I know a gal, who is a nurse by profession, and a semi-professional domme (PAID), as a hobby. I know she has done that practice on her male clients, but I never had any idea why they were doing it. I assume the insertion of the rod caused sexual pleasure. I wish I could turn back the clock to before I read about this.

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mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 12:12 pm

I hadn't thought about that! I would say so!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 12:17 pm

There has got to another way. I'd rather stab my stomach with a needle and drain it that way instead!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 12:22 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Ahhh...but did you know some of those sounds are also wired to hook them up to a control box to deliver electrical shocks as well? THAT should give you some nightmares!
I knew some girls in Austin that had an electric wand with a variable voltage for the shock. They kept trying it on me in different places but I was turned on.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 12:24 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    It all sounds horrid. (Seriously? I finger in someone's urethra???! *shudders*)
Can you imagine trying to find a partner that was interested in that, as well? How do you even bring that topic up?


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 12:32 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    ThankJesusMaryJosephAndAllTheSaintsInHeaven that those commercials are NOT common in Canada. And also that I obviously don't watch enough American TV to have seen them !

    And as for that pic? You really need to start a post like this off with a Bolded, Underlined WARNING. The story was bad enough - the pic just about made me throw up.

    PS: I know a gal, who is a nurse by profession, and a semi-professional domme (PAID), as a hobby. I know she has done that practice on her male clients, but I never had any idea why they were doing it. I assume the insertion of the rod caused sexual pleasure. I wish I could turn back the clock to before I read about this.
Sorry about that. I had another post called "Brain Bleach" , and my comment was, "don't you wish you had some?". It was followed by a pic of someone with both genitalia. I don't know if it was real or photo shopped.


smartasswoman 61F  
30891 posts
10/6/2018 7:30 pm

Ugh, thanks for reminding me that I had a catheter put in me when I had cardiac ablation surgery. I had managed to forget that...


2trythis 55F  
5049 posts
10/6/2018 7:47 pm

Catheters are a necessary torture, can understand the need for those. Sounding? Oh hell NO. I remember when I first learned about it, shocked the daylights out of me. Did not know that some stretched themselves enough to put a finger inside. That sounds so painful and even dangerous. Have heard of anal leakage so is there such a thing as penis pour? As in urine pours out of your bladder cause there's nothing to stop it.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 9:03 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Ugh, thanks for reminding me that I had a catheter put in me when I had cardiac ablation surgery. I had managed to forget that...
I'll never forget mine. I can still feel that dry burn.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/6/2018 9:07 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    Catheters are a necessary torture, can understand the need for those. Sounding? Oh hell NO. I remember when I first learned about it, shocked the daylights out of me. Did not know that some stretched themselves enough to put a finger inside. That sounds so painful and even dangerous. Have heard of anal leakage so is there such a thing as penis pour? As in urine pours out of your bladder cause there's nothing to stop it.
Hahahaha that had crossed my mind, drip, drip, drip. There were worse pics, there was a butter knife sticking out of one.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/7/2018 5:54 am

    Quoting  :

Your right, I'm not! that pic is gonna live with everybody for a looooong time. Those catheter guys just keep going on and on, where's the people in love with their insulin injection needles, or the lovers of suppositories. There was another pic I found where the guy had the blade of a butter knife sticking out of his dick. I guess it's like the guys that stretch out their earlobes with those gauges. I gotta agree with you, "WHY?".


luciegirl2 50F  
493 posts
10/7/2018 7:47 pm

I can never,ever unsee that again! btw Hi Mc


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/7/2018 8:25 pm

    Quoting luciegirl2:
    I can never,ever unsee that again! btw Hi Mc
I know, I just tell myself it's photo shopped so I can sleep at night. Hi Lucie!


dayzeeme 50F
6738 posts
10/11/2018 10:43 pm

ah, just wait til y'all are in the ICU on so much antibiotics that you have raging diarrhea, and to protect your skin from the horrible diaper rash, we insert tubes up your ass to drain the poop into a bag. At first we had ones about pinky size, and that was fun to watch as the patients who were conscious writhed in pain ... then we got ones that had a huge tube about an inch wide, and have a large balloon we have to inflate with water once it is shoved up your ass! Fun times!!!! And lucky me, my job is to empty both the pee AND the poop bag at end of shift to measure the shit!! lmao
As an aside, I watch confused men rip out inflated catheters out of their dicks all the time!!! Dude, the balloon is about an inch wide in there ... didn't the pain not once make you stop to consider that decision!?!?!?!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/12/2018 5:30 am

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    ah, just wait til y'all are in the ICU on so much antibiotics that you have raging diarrhea, and to protect your skin from the horrible diaper rash, we insert tubes up your ass to drain the poop into a bag. At first we had ones about pinky size, and that was fun to watch as the patients who were conscious writhed in pain ... then we got ones that had a huge tube about an inch wide, and have a large balloon we have to inflate with water once it is shoved up your ass! Fun times!!!! And lucky me, my job is to empty both the pee AND the poop bag at end of shift to measure the shit!! lmao
    As an aside, I watch confused men rip out inflated catheters out of their dicks all the time!!! Dude, the balloon is about an inch wide in there ... didn't the pain not once make you stop to consider that decision!?!?!?!
OMG! Measure the shit? Gross! There's no way I would have pulled my own catheter out, I wanted them to put me out so I could wake up after it was removed.


LustingInDeLoops 56F  

10/29/2018 3:20 pm

I haven’t seen the commercials, but holy crap, I got shudders looking at that picture, not the good kind.

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mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
10/30/2018 9:08 am

    Quoting LustingInDeLoops:
    I haven’t seen the commercials, but holy crap, I got shudders looking at that picture, not the good kind.
Right? I can't help but cross my legs when I look at that!


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
11/1/2018 4:22 pm

    Quoting  :

I agree, it's disgusting


IamGoldenChild 56F  
4 posts
11/2/2018 3:48 pm

I'm a nurse and have inserted many catheters in both men and women. Incidentally it's much easier in men. I employ a technique that makes insertion swift and without pain.
I'll only way this, if you are in need of a catheter, what's going on in your bladder is much more painful than it's application. Having to urinate so badly it's induced pain is nothing funny. Or sitting in a bed of urine means risking skin breakdown and infections.
Fetish? Maybe. Relief of a full bladder, comforting.


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
11/2/2018 7:59 pm

    Quoting IamGoldenChild:
    I'm a nurse and have inserted many catheters in both men and women. Incidentally it's much easier in men. I employ a technique that makes insertion swift and without pain.
    I'll only way this, if you are in need of a catheter, what's going on in your bladder is much more painful than it's application. Having to urinate so badly it's induced pain is nothing funny. Or sitting in a bed of urine means risking skin breakdown and infections.
    Fetish? Maybe. Relief of a full bladder, comforting.
While I understand the need I pray that I'll never find myself needing one again. The thought of needing them so often that I had to order them and put them in myself is unthinkable.


lonlyforlove2 76M  
1839 posts
11/3/2018 6:13 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    In 2015 I experienced "The Catheter" torture. Kinda like a very hot, very sharp knife being shoved up yer dick. Then the "if you don't pee" threat just to make my stay there just a bit more pleasant.

    The price of cable TV felt similar so I haven't seen those commercials since 2016.
KInda like RedRock , had one incident about 12 years back when I had some surgery for Melanoma in the center of my back, about 3 days worth,, and also on the commercials, since I retired 10 years back and kicked the Dish , I have not payed to watch commercials since,,,


mc_justmc 59M  
4717 posts
11/3/2018 6:51 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    KInda like RedRock , had one incident about 12 years back when I had some surgery for Melanoma in the center of my back, about 3 days worth,, and also on the commercials, since I retired 10 years back and kicked the Dish , I have not payed to watch commercials since,,,
I've only had it once, and thankfully I was "out" during the installation process. I don't mind commercials as much as I used to. They're my "poddy breaks" and "fridge sprints".


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