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Posted:Feb 21, 2010 9:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 2:44 pm
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THE VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION & A NO. 2 PENCIL
Little Susie was not the best student in the Catholic School-she usually slept thru class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, Johnny took his pencil & jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. "Very good!" replied the nun as she went on teaching. Later she asked Susie, "who is our Lord & Savior?" Once again, she was sleeping so Johnny stabbed her rear. "Jesus Christ!" She shouted. "Very Good," the nun replied. Susie soon fell back asleep. The nun asked a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd ?" Again, Johnny to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, " If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, i'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted.
ADULT SEX QUIZ
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
THE CREATION OF A PUSSY:
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and
called it a cunt
hope ya enjoy these
later 2tall
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wooooww it 2010
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Posted:Feb 21, 2010 9:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 2:44 pm
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it been along time since i was bloggin. but heres a update i live with dkjade07. and we are very happy together. in fact some are takin bet on me marryin her. well someday maybe. we live in cody wyoming and we love it here. well see our friends in billings montana and denver soon. so behave yall
NOT
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wooowwwwwwwww how time flys
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Posted:Aug 23, 2008 7:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2011 3:26 pm
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damn this summer is allready over almost. been busy with work and moving around. but the greatest news is, i have met a gal. and she like me and we are gonna see where this takes us. some of ya know who i'm talkin about and some dont. humm maybe i'll say who she is, maybe not. some had wondered why we do this. well over the years i've been on here, some people stick there noses in others business. hench we have kept this a secret. thanks to all that have respected our wishes. she is a wonderful woman in so many ways. she has a name too dkjade. oppps i spilled the beans. anyhow just a up date from me, hope yall have a great day talk later.?* >>!
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part 2
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Posted:Apr 27, 2008 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2010 12:55 pm
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a sucessful ,am is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. but a sucessful woman is one who can find such man.
a woman expect a man to change but he wont. but a man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.
men wake up as good lookin as theywent to bed, women somehow deteriote during the night.
any married man should forget his mistakes . tere no sense in 2 people remembering them.
and finally
a woman walks into a kitchen to find her husband stalking flys with a fly swatter. "what r u doin" she asked. "hunting flies" he responded. "oh kill any"" she asked.
"yep 3 males and 2 females" he says. intriguired, she asked "how can ya tell them apart?"
he responded , 3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone" 
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difference between women and men
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Posted:Apr 26, 2008 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2012 11:28 am
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if laura, elizabeth, and mary go to lunch, they call each other laura, elizabeth and mary.if mark, chris, and eric go out to lunch they refer to each other as fatboy, godzilla, and peanut head.
when eatin out the boys will throw 20 dollars in da pot even though it was only 32.50$ and expect no change. but the women will get out the pocket calculators.
a man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item he needs. a woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesnt need, but its on sale.
a woman has the last word in any aruument, but a man says anything after that and its a new arugument.
a man has 5 items in his bathroom. toothbrush, shavin cream, razor, soap, and a towel. the average number of items in a womans bathroom is 237. a man couldnt identify most of those things.
women love cats. men say they love cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats. (i'm a kinda guy).
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
AND THE JOKE OF THE DAY
a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. an earlier discussion had led to a argument. and neither of them wanted to concede their position. as they pass a barnyard of mules , jackasses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,"relatives of yours?" "yep" th wife replied "in laws"
part 2 at a later date
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hummmmmmmmmm
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Posted:Mar 4, 2008 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2011 3:31 pm
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well its been awhile since i've been here. ya can find me in the mountain szone usually.now with that said,learn a thing or 2, be respectful,and dont tell us ur horny . we are horny duhhhh.yes i'm talkin to u. it MenNation.com. if ya cant take rejetion dont go out and meet us thinkin we are gonna go googoo over ya.also if ya are rejected then , have a back bone and learn why , dont be imature. ya only do more damage to yourself if ya do. all in all i have plenty of women who are my friends, 2 best friends, and i do say hello to all in the room. this doesnt mean i wanna have sex with everyone of ya. believe me we all talk about each other when ur not around or in IM or on da phone.yea thats right,dont act so surprized. had a woman ask me recently if i wanted to see her tits, and i say not really. but then again i dont want anything to do with her. i've had plenty who have said ya wanna fuck. but what do yaa think i think of ya????????????i am open minded and with the right person i will have sex with and it will be a great time. the ones i have sex with now this and keep callin me back. so this blog is about things to make ya go hummmmmmmmmmmm
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women have rules SO DO MEN
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Posted:Dec 28, 2007 7:50 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2012 11:30 am
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These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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woohoooo party time
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Posted:Sep 19, 2007 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2008 3:01 pm
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i'm either a a very big goof or crazy as a loon. going to denver soon.
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lazy labor day
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Posted:Sep 3, 2007 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2011 7:01 am
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well i have been thinkin about lots of stuff lately , so bare with. damn my oldest has grown up, and yes she my little girl but i have to stop treatin her like that. have to treat her like an adult now. we had a great time at sturgis, and intro her to what people are really like. i am so lucky to have some of my best friends here on MenNation.com. yall make me happy to see ya when i can. that will be soon.as for me i been lookin for a woman for awhile, ok for a couple of yrs nowand still havent found her. yes i'm lookin.but peeps think is all i want is sex. well ya duhhh. but understand this i have had indescriminate sex with folks before and i am done with that. so if ya are a gal and think we are going to get toghter we ned to talk. i want some kind of connection. i dont want ya to think i'm a prude but its how i want to be.i have a few that are my best friends and ya know who ya are. i'm bold and full of gooffy. love to have fun, and a person who tells it like i see it. so if ya don't understand me write me i'll try to explain more. ya'll take care on this lazy day
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well here i sit ponderin
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Posted:Jul 2, 2007 9:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2007 12:54 pm
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well here i sit ponderin what the hell is going on. work is vry slow and that is not good. gonna have to have a talk with someone. sat in da hottub last night and watched fireworks and fantasized about a few women, and yes it would have been very fun. yes i'm horny guy. had some very frank talks with my friends lately. i ya can't define yourself how do ya think ya learn about me.i'm secure with myself, are you. doya know who ya are? it took gettin shot at in the military, for me to realize life is to short and who i was. i'm a warrior, and patriot, and a true friend to some and some other thing also. iknow what i want and am lookin for it, but have yet to find it. but i haven't quit yet. anyhow have a good july 4th. remember if ya love ur freedom thank a veteran.
laters 2tall
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who am i
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Posted:Apr 2, 2007 9:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2011 3:35 pm
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who am i? well i know and many folks have made the attempt to know me. this is good as in the room, i am as goofy as as goofy on disney. but to know me takes time an few are my best friends and yes ya know who ya are. there are so many fake people out there who chum up to ya and use ya and when they dont get what they want they drop ya. or they use ya for there beneifit. to hell with those. if ya get to know me and are real with me, you'll know real quick that i'm a friend for life. i'm not arrogant as some might believe, but just a bit different and thats how i operate. but beare with me, i'm watchin you, are ya real enought to be my best friend? it could be a wonderful time and i'm not talk sex either. sex can be a extra
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