Evil Stocking Stuffer Candy
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Posted:Jan 4, 2011 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:30 pm
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Grrr The Candy you get in your Christmas Stocking is the most evil nasty stuff there is...
I mean the Christmas stocking isn't big, and its filled with stuff most of which is not candy you really like.... Thats the problem once its gone, you tasted candy you really like... There is no more left... If you buy the stuff your giving in to bad habits sigghhhhhh.....
Turtles and Belgian Truffle hedgehogs sigh all gone for another year...
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Challenge yourself
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Posted:Jan 6, 2009 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2011 7:07 pm
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Like many I spend way to much time on the internet basically just mooching around in google looking things up reading email etc.
Anyway and this is not related at all, I'm reading Bag of Bones by Steven King. I'm not normally a Steven King fan since once you've read a few scary books they tend to get a bit all the same. However Bag of Bones caught my eye in Chapters before Christmas, its about a writer who goes through Tragedy and then gets writers block which seems to be caused by some ghosts that are haunting him.
Now I've always wanted to write, along with making art, playing a musical instrument and a few other things. Well I can make things that resemble Art but I've always been way too terrified to try writing and I swear I'm tone deaf.
But as I said I mooch on the net way too much I had one of those random "why don't I" thoughts so instead of wasting 2 hours on the net I used my laptop to write something. I even finished it, its a short story, definitely not very good, but it passed a few hours of doing something that actually created something. So who cares if its badly written and will never see the light of day. It was a fun couple of hours. So next time you think you cant do something just give it a try, it can be fun....
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10 things you think about
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Posted:Dec 29, 2008 4:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2009 8:14 am
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We all do it at some point, so what 10 things have you daydreamed about whilst making love.
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Whats with all the flirts from women half my age from Ghana, China etc
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Posted:Dec 3, 2008 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2008 6:48 pm
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Not just flirts but with pictures that so obviously are not of the poster of the flirt.
I'm not being modest, but the law of averages say 30+ people in there early to mid twenties are not all going to hit on me on the same day. Sheesh its obviously a scam but quite funny. IS this happening to others or am I so lucky tonight.
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ate the homework
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Posted:Dec 1, 2008 10:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2008 4:14 am
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Well we have all heard that excuse when we were . However the toll of chewed things this year for my is...
One New Cordless Phone (not out of thee box yet, he got to it whilst I was answering the phone and that was that)
Two Remotes for Pay TV (He obviously liked these very much, the cable store are on first name terms with me)
One DVD remote
One Staples "that was easy button", I wonder if he pressed the button.
Various socks
3 Shoe inersoles
1 Pair Orthotics ouch ($500 to you)
Many flip flops,
so many socks I have to buy them regularly
A few of my pairs of underpants and quite honestly if I find them near his kennel I don't want them even if they are fine.
No towel is safe within his reach.
He pulled a table cloth off the table and yes there was crockery on the table sigh.
Oh and he keeps eating the crotch area of my better halfs panties. Lol well I guess I can't blame him for that one.
So a eating the homework is trivial in comparison
Anyone else out there got similar lists, this is all from a 25 pound Westie sheesh I'd hate to have a big dog.
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The Tao of Poo
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Posted:Nov 7, 2008 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2008 10:12 am
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I don't go in for Philosophical or other deeper meaning thoughts too often, but I had a great time reading this small but funny enlightening and whimsical book. Yes it is based on Winnie the pooh but no its not a book, more a go back to the simple meanings of life as reflected and I you not in Winnie the Pooh to get some stress relief. Very entertaining and something to give you pause for thought.
The writer is Benjamin Huff
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Ladies wanting men who are cut
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Posted:Oct 31, 2008 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2008 8:47 pm
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I've seen a few bios on here of ladies who are looking for guys who are circumcised. Now it struck me that this was one of those probably Innocent double standard things. If I said in my bio I want only women who are circumcised I would be labeled as barbaric and rightly so. So why is this tolerable for women???
Just a thought that knocked around in my head. For the record I think female or male circumcision are barbaric.
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Saturday Morning on a cold day..... brrrrr
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Posted:Jan 19, 2008 8:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:30 pm
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Well if you have to get out of bed, you don't clean the car not when its like minus a bazillion degrees outside. Yes I know its a bright sunny day outside, First rule of a cold climate, sunshine doesn't always mean its warm...
So what to do, well can't clean the car too cold, so how about the dog... He's looking distinctly grey.. And I know that odor must be him. Cant be me 
Instructions for cleaning the dog.
Get towels lots of them, you don't want to be looking for them when he is soaking wet and is trying to escape and probably does to shake himself everywhere.
Next a jug for the water, and shampoo (seriously
get the pet kind thats gentle on there skin)
Next don't attempt this prior to cleaning the bath or bathroom, as you will have to do it all over again.
Lastly catch dog, yep he see's you with bath-towels and treats saying Come Andy.... he's not fooled he remembers its the the big water bowel time and he runs (wagging his tail) until you corner him...
Next you carry wiggling ssgiggling 30 pound (hes only supposed to be twenty but christmas was good) to the bath and start the water, whilst your trying to get the water temp right he escapes twice.... But haha I've done this before that bathroom door is closed. After lugging the dog... I'm sure he's now increased weight to 40 pounds back to the bath you start sloshing water over him. Hrmmm the drains run grey no brown dang what has he been in, At this point the shampoo goes on he's wriggling but wagging his tail. I think the I dont like the bath routine is a fake. Now he looks like he's a pink 10 pound drowned rat. Don't let the hangdog woe is me eyes loosen your grip on him, otherwise he will be out the bath and causing mayhem with soap and water everywhere. Time to rinse off. hrmm every time you rinse he shakes. You were wearing an old tea shirt and shorts weren't you !!!
Now on to towel dry he loves this bit, sheeesh he's a white fluff-ball. At this moment something happens like the phone, then the gets loose and runs amok, rolling over shaking and generally getting everything damp.
All done, All you have to do now is clean the catastrophe of a bathroom.....
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Our own worst enemies
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Posted:Jan 10, 2008 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2008 6:11 pm
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I have been reading some blog entries about loving/liking yourself and positively affecting what I do.
After reflecting on the postings, I realized that through my life although I had some really crappy times early on, I have had some very lucky breaks and relationships with people who forced me to look at myself and my life differently. Some people who even when I didn't have confidence in myself, or like myself, or I was just going through bad times. Pulled me back out of it and taught me to always to try to see the positive side of life. Influence people in good ways, rather than manipulate. Look at myself and believe I could achieve what I set out to do. I've had my failures and I have had wonderful small moments and large ones where I got so much in return for just believing in myself and others.
So tomorrow or the day after when things seem bad or things are not working out, just keep going, believe that you have value and things can and will get better. Because you know - They will if you really want them too.
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Sex in the Morning, sex in the evening, sex in the summer time
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Posted:Jan 10, 2008 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2008 11:42 am
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lol for some reason I have a song running in my mind and I've substituted the words to those in the title. Anyway this is more a question - we all have certain times of day above others for making love or having sex. I am not a morning person, in fact I'm not even in a fit state before I've had tea and breakfast and been awake for an hour. So I detest making love first thing in the morning. Not to mention morning breath lol 
Making love in the evening or before sleeping is ok, but to me a stolen afternoon if wonderful. When you know your supposed to be doing other things and instead you have the entire afternoon for making love ahead of you. This is my favorite.
Anybody else have bad times and good times to make love....
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Weird weather
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 6:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 12:26 pm
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I live in Toronto Canada, at this time of year we should have snow and temperatures just below freezing point. (We need the cold too keep our igloos in one piece you know).
Whilst we had a Christmas where it was cold and white, now we have temperatures in the teens (celcius) and all the snow is gone. I went for a walk down by the lake yesterday and you would have sworn it was spring... And they say there is no such thing as global warming!!
I hope winter comes back. I love all the seasons in there place. A walk when its snowing and you can see the snow crystals on your gloves, or the crispness to the air is great. Then there is the sights of spring where everything ((and everyone) seems to be coming out of hibernation in a riot of colors and anticipation. To the fall of the year where the land shows like a red and gold wonderland is really one of life's great pleasures.
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That time of year
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Posted:Jan 7, 2008 7:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 6:59 am
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Well its January, and I just had my annual physical. My doctor as normal reported that yes I seem fit as a fiddle and obviously still alive In other words all things under control except she thinks I should start to find a pastime for exercise. Sheesh its not like I'm overweight or unfit (I'm one of those fortunate people who can eat like a hog and still lose weight, and stays pretty much fit without really trying).
I guess she has a point though, since I'm in my 40's, now are the years where a little bit of effort can pay great dividends in years to come.
I used to Row competitively in my 20's and I still Kayak in summer. As a living in England I played soccer all the time. But I cant think of a pastime that I want to try. Does anyone have any ideas? I've thought of Floor Hockey and Soccer, I might try them but what other pastimes can people suggest. Yes I know the obvious one lol thats a given ok!
I hate working out btw. I get bored if there is no reason to what I'm doing and working out in a gym always seems completely reasonless.
So any ideas or suggestions?
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Sweeney Todd
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Posted:Jan 6, 2008 7:03 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 7:33 pm
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I normally love Tim Burton films, but I was going to give this movie a miss. (I don't tend to like Musicals, makes me think of my sister torturing me as a by always watching the sound of music ychhhh).
Anyway I went to see Sweeney Todd last night. It's a really good movie, yes there is lots of singing but its more part of the dialog of the movie than now lets have a song. Johnny Depp has a believable London accent (I was born and brought up there and it convinced me) and he is absolutely nasty and evil. The film was all in sepia tones that really made everything dirty and evil. As for Helena Bonham Carter as the pie maker who lives downstairs from Sweeney Todd, well in one scene she makes pies, I guarantee you will think twice about biting into a pie in the future after seeing this scene.
Sweeney Todd gets my thumbs up (lol in my best Roeper and Ebert voice)
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