"What do you bring to the table"?  

scoupe42 56M  
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5/25/2019 7:32 am

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5/26/2019 3:06 pm

"What do you bring to the table"?

I chatted with a friend on Facebook. all of a sudden I started to laugh out loud. I though of something his ex-wife said to me. Well, my friend, he's a guy that hate being alone. I think I mentioned this story before. His wife died over 10 years ago. At her funeral, there was a woman there. She told him over and over. "If you need me for anything, I mean anything! Call me.

So I said, to myself, She'll going to be his next wife.! Two week later, him and her drop by my house. He said, "Guess what"? I said, "you two got married"! He said, "How did you know"? He said they already been married 4 days. So 10 day after his wife's funeral, he got married and got a new wife. Come to find out, she not working. Her husband divorced her, and let her keep the bunker, they lived in.

The Bunker was under foreclosure and she was on the verge of being homeless. So marrying her, save her bacon. He moved in and let his son stay in his home., he inherit some money and pay off that bunker. He was a truck driver and be gone weeks and weeks at a time. They was going to rent the bunker and move into the house. He asked me to help them move.

Their place was a mess! He was gone two week and she didn't clean nothing! She had no income, didn't cook, of course, she didn't clean! I asked her , "What do you bring to the table"???? She told me, "Pussy"! I said, what? She said again, "Pussy"! I don't cook or clean, no income, but I give him all the Pussy he wants! She figured that, would be enough.

So after a few years, he got divorced, BUT! She has not place to go, so she's still there! She still don't cook or clean! But now since he divorced her, he not even getting any Pussy now! Ladies and gentlemen, when you dating someone and decided to start a relationship. Kickback, and then think. Walk up to them and look them in the eye and say to them. "What do you bring to the table"!!!!!!!

Heathen_G 60M
6421 posts
5/25/2019 5:50 pm

He's probably getting pussy some where else, if this situation doesn't bother him enough to just kick her out. He could call the police and have her removed. You might remind him of that.

scoupe42 replies on 5/26/2019 3:05 pm:
You right, he should! She's smart, she would cry and make him feel guilt or bad for her. I told him, if she don't have no income and now not going to have sex with you, she should at least cook and clean. She has a million reason why she can't!

Paulxx001 62M
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5/25/2019 5:08 pm

Good advice... 👍

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scoupe42 replies on 5/26/2019 3:03 pm:
I was once in a similar situation, she didn't help pay bills, No sex or cooking. If her two kids help out, she wanted me to pay them, and on the weekend she'll see another guy. So I said "Hell No"! I had to go to court, to get rid of her.

pocogato12 67F  
27083 posts
5/25/2019 2:37 pm

Besides honesty, integrity, humor, a brain that seeks new things I also clean and am a very good cook. And sometimes I blog. I loved the funeral photo!!
Thanks for posting this

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scoupe42 replies on 5/25/2019 2:46 pm:
Thx for viewing and feedback.

Tmptrzz 56F  
59495 posts
5/25/2019 12:24 pm

Good afternoon my friend doesn't seem she brought anything to the table if you ask me. Sounds like a lot of issues if anything. There is an old saying that came to my mind as I was reading your blog today..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!

scoupe42 replies on 5/25/2019 12:37 pm:
Hi Temp, thanks for viewing and sharing the picture with the blog.

kimberliejo1 42F  
1703 posts
5/25/2019 11:37 am

I've done a pretty good job so far avoiding the table stuff, Lol...
I kinda just do the 'takeout' thing...
Great post sweetheart, love it... Happy Saturday KJ

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bitchkitty2017 66F  
3944 posts
5/25/2019 10:08 am

What do i bring to any table...? hmmm loyalty , honesty, monogamous ,positivity and individuality.....i believe in treating anyone like a million until they treat me like two cents then its a done deal....even at my age I would walk away from a negative person ... i have alot to offer the right man..

scoupe42 replies on 5/25/2019 10:15 am:
Hi my friend, thx for viewing and feedback. You are a good catch!

author51 56F  
75685 posts
5/25/2019 7:49 am

Boy was he a fool, but Karma always seems to come back to one who is...

Like you I bring Honesty, Loyalty, integrity, trustworthiness, Love, laughter, Fun and Joy....xx Great post my friend...

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

scoupe42 replies on 5/25/2019 7:58 am:
Hi my friend, he still is! Thanks for viewing and feedback.

scoupe42 56M  
6300 posts
5/25/2019 7:34 am

What you bring to the table? I bring, honest, intimacy, loyalty and someone who's not a taker.

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