Life's passion
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Posted:Feb 10, 2011 9:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2011 10:09 am
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Now don't get all excited like calling in the suicide squad, Cuz I am not that. Just want get something out.
I have no passions. Unless you call trying to have sex one. But right now there is nothing I do or can even think of doing to get a fire going in me. I am in between loves and desires. I never wanted to not be aggressively pursuing something. When i was younger I had a whole lot of things I did passionately,hang gliding, rock climbing, swimming, work(workaholic for awhile there). But now, just blah.
I need something. But what? I will keep looking. getting a good fuck buddy might help. hahahahaha.
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Now for a funny perverted post.
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Posted:Feb 9, 2011 10:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 6:28 pm
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I hate premature ejaculations. In my younger days before I grew up I had pot and cocaine to slow down my sensitivity on the end of my dick. Yea I was lied to that the more I wanked off My cock would callous up and get less sensitive. God what a lie that was. And all that wasted cum on the floor.
Now i don't know what to use.. maybe wear two or three condoms....HHHHMMMMMMMMM
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Old guys, baby women
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Posted:Jan 19, 2011 11:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2011 11:18 am
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I can't think of a better title.
We all know that MenNation.com is full of fake profiles. They say they try to get rid of them and they do as well as they can..... But being an older gentleman I get hits from ladies that are FAR younger than me. Like 20 years old. In my mind most are fake or prostitutes or something else. I especially love the ones from Western Africa. Like Nigeria and she's 24 and wants to meet me. If i ever clicked on it I expect that she would come back with a message saying she needs me to deposit 10 grand in a certain bank account.
Well, I have been hit with a couple that I have sent back messages that question their reality and have had messages shot back to me that, Yes, I am real and want to fuck old guys.
Good for them. I may have missed out on some nice young pussy and possibly a couple of nice girls, but that is my misfortune.
But every time I see one of these hits in my Who Viewed Me file, I am reminded of a line in the old movie HAROLD AND MAUDE, the priest supposed to be counseling 20 year old Harold after he tells his Mother that he wants to marry 79 year old Maude (I hope I get it verbatim, but don't kill me if I miss a few words.):
"The thought of your lithe young supple body lying next to her shriveled skin, sagging (gulp) breasts; makes me want to throw up" I know I missed a line in there but you get my drift. 
Really, I am a dirty old perve. Don't get me wrong. I'd take a 21 year old lady in a heart beat. But it just cracks me up
Enjoy
P.S. As I was writing this I get a flirt from a 23 year old girl from the Philippines!!!!! RIGGHHHTTTT!!!!!!
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Lame joke
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Posted:Jan 5, 2011 12:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2011 10:06 am
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A skeleton enters a bar and orders a shot and a mop.
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handyman for sex???
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Posted:Dec 4, 2010 8:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2010 10:46 am
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I am trying to retire. After 41 years in my work I am taking what I can get out of my pension.
But I need a side job. Being basically blue collar all my life I have learned enough stuff to be a handyman. My college degree going to good use. That's funny in a way.
So as a handyman, I need to establish rates.  Being in here, Maybe they should be sexual favors if you use my services. Like, bathroom drain unclogging...A blowjob? That is some guys.
But I love most seeing and getting you ladies off. So my charges might be.. Drain unclogged, You let me give you one orgasm. Lighting and electrical...two and toys. Mutliday jobs like car repairs(I do brakes and oil changes too) Or many projects lots of fun and orgasms. We can work something. HEHEHEHEHEHE.
Just thinking and trying to have fun too.
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Another joke
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Posted:Nov 7, 2010 11:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 6:28 pm
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I heard this one on John Stewart. I wish I could come up with these.
It's late at night and this guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door and no one is there. Then coming from down by his feet he sees a snail and the snail says, " Can I interest you in buying encyclopedias?"
The guy gets real angry and kicks the snail as hard as he can and it goes flying out into the dark.
Two years later, the guy hears a knock on the door and opens it.
"What the fuck was that all about?", says the snail.
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This is one reason why...
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Posted:Nov 7, 2010 8:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2011 2:56 am
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This is one reason why I am a cheater. My wife and I took my to an event this weekend at one of the local High Schools. My needed to be there an hour early. So we were just going to hang out. "What should we do?" My wife said. I leaned over and kissed her once and said "Let's make out here in the car. I's dark."
She said, " I'm not gonna make out in a high school parking lot. I'm WAY too old for that."
I was crushed. I really said in a fun tone but I was really annoyed underneath, "You are no fun." And got out of the car.
I thought it would be fun for a change.
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Love it
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Posted:Nov 1, 2010 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2010 12:15 pm
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I love the taste of your cum as I lick you clit and lips while your thighs squeeze my head and your leg muscles quiver around me.
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Rot your brain
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Posted:Oct 12, 2010 9:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 6:28 pm
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There was another study in a London newspaper where they say that watching too much porn rots your brain in some way. Now I know what that goo is cumming out of my ears.
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Instant messaging
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Posted:Oct 7, 2010 9:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 6:28 pm
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When I scroll my IM list, The little blurb down at the bottom shows a little intro. But it does not say what type of person the IMer is looking for. I always click on the person's profile to see if they might be interested in chatting with me.
Many ladies in chat want only women. Now they see that a man has clicked on as a view. They don't need that. They think that I did not read something.
MenNation.com should give a little more Info on the IM page as to what the person is interested.
It's only polite.
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Purity score
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Posted:Sep 10, 2010 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2011 7:42 pm
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As you look on the left sides of the profiles, There is something called a Purity Score. I forgot that I filled out a purity questionnaire when I signed up. So I was perving a lady's profile and our scores were compared. Hers was 90 and mine 37. So I thought that she was WAYYY more debauched than me and I need to revisit the questions and update.
Now my score is 29. I added a few more sinful things on my purity level like having sex with an MenNation.com member and other assundry things. I thought my score would go up.
MenNation.com You got it backwards!!!!! This is an adult sex dating site. Wouldn't it be more logical if the purity score was the highest for the people that are the most debauched, sexy and free souled????
Think about it.
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OK I have to get this out
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Posted:Sep 7, 2010 10:39 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2013 12:02 pm
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Yeah I am married and looking for love and sex on the side. A lot of people in here feel that that is a BAD thing. The comments are well known. So I do not need to repeat them.
But I want to explain myself and why I have been going into "cheating."
This wife is 11 years younger than me and we had late for me. Two of them. That was 13 years ago. Ever since then she has wanted sex less and less. Or I got her angry with me. Or both. She has never told me...The best she has said is that I needed to figure it out. Well I never could. So I give up. We are a good team raising our and other than the bedroom we are good to each other and respectful for each others needs.
So now it has gotten to be three years since we have made love or had sex. And when she says things like "If you want it more often, You should find a girlfriend." I am NOT making this up. For the people that know me in here, like the norcal chatroom, I am honest and put out that I am looking on the side. All I am asking is that you do not judge me as being a bad person because I am looking on the side. I hope you read this and have a little more understanding.
I, in my respect for you ladies, do not try to communicate with you if I read that you are looking for certain types of people that do not fit my profile. Like single or gay or separated. You don't need my crap. If I do send you a note and you are not my type, It is just a note of support or encouragement.
Please be respectful. Us humans have a whole lot of really more important stuff to worry about.
Now I feel better and I hope you who read this will get a better understanding of me. God that sounds selfish.
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I can't help it..
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Posted:Sep 2, 2010 9:41 am
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2013 7:02 am
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I admit I have a twisted sense of humor. The Norcal Chatroom has seen it. Some guy said he used to live near Brentwood in the LA area. So we got on the OJ murders. Gloves too small for OJs hand.
I twist it around that small hands make for great fisting. I just can't help it sometimes and I think it's FUNNNY
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