After sending photos showing their faces, this couple were just above-the-line in the shaggability test for both my partner and I. But their mails to us and our phone conversations were good, so we agreed to meet them. We suggested meeting halfway in a hotel, but instead they persuaded us to drive to their home for dinner, a bed for the night and maybe more.
On arriving at their home, we were offered some drinks before being served dinner. It became clear that they were far more experienced at swinging than us. The man was more friendly and chatty than the woman of the couple. He asked us whether we wanted to play. His request took us a bit by surprise as it wasn't that late in the evening. My partner and I looked at each other and gave each other 'a why not' look. The man then left the room to come back with a blow-up double bed. He then proceeded to blow up the bed. The effort he was putting into the task, plus the noises of the bed inflating and sometimes deflating, was a little bit off-putting and a bit of a turn-off.
Once inflated, my partner and I were invited to make ourselves comfortable on the bed. We weren't sure what that quite meant as we were comfortable in our chairs. The couple proceeded to half-dress, and we decided to do the same. All four of us were on the bed, it wasn't that comfortable. The man started to play with my partner. I thought I should play with the woman, though to be honest I wasn't that turned on. She didn't do much other than lie on the bed, but we did have sex. My partner also had sex with the man.
My sex was quite disappointing. She seemed skanky with her unkempt long hair.
The man then told us that his partner was bisexual and that she doesn't get many opportunities to play with women. My partner politely said that she was not bisexual nor even bicurious, even though that was what written on her profile here on this site. I suspect the woman wanted sex with my partner far more than sex with me.
On retiring to their spare bedroom, my partner and I had our customary sex after having sex with others. She liked cleaning my cock and I loved sloppy seconds, yes it was bareback sex again!
Have you encountered hygiene issue before, during and/or after having sex with someone? If so, what did you do?
After breakfast, we drove home and my partner and I both agreed that we didn't want to meet them again as a foursome. Socially they were fine but sexually, they weren't for us. Also we didn't want to go through the farce of blowing up a bed!
The couple later mailed us saying how much they enjoyed our company and hoped that we would drive down for dinner again. Instead of refusing their invitation, we decided to let them down gently by inviting them to one of our parties instead. We knew they wouldn't come and they didn't. Parties were quite good for gentle rejections! We never saw them again, things just fizzled out between us.
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I'm curious as to HOW the man inflated the bed. If he was literally blowing it up ... wow. To inflate a bed big enough for 4 people using just lung power would take hours.
AGREED! 😂
I would have been Wore Out before I Got Started!!! 🤣
He had a pump to inflate the bed. It still took him a long time.
My thought too. I'm guessing a foot pump at the very least.
@CleavageFan4U I can't remember whether it was a foot pump or an electric pump, but I think it was a foot pump.
When I first read the title I thought the story might have been about an under-inflated air bed and you had a blobbing accident. That is when one person sits on the under-inflated bed and someone else jumps on the other end causing the person sitting to fly through the air. After reading about the bad sex, I then wondered if blobbing would have made the evening more fun.
Blobbing would definitely have been more fun!
This blog post is part of a series of my swinging moments, not presented in chronological order. See SWINGING MOMENT 1: FROM THE HOT TUB TO THE LOUNGE VIA THE KITCHEN, SWINGING MOMENT 2: THE SMOKIN' HOT CHAIN MAIL DRESS, SWINGING MOMENT 3: NEARLY A DOUBLE-PENETRATION AT A LUXURY HOTEL, SWINGING MOMENT 4: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!, SWINGING MOMENT 5: SWINGERS HERE LOVE A PREMIER INN!, SWINGING MOMENT 6: JUST WATCHING OTHERS, SWINGING MOMENT 7: HALFWAY AT UTTOXETER, SWINGING MOMENT 8: BLOOD AT A SEX PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 9: TWO BIG NIPPLES AND ONE BIG COCK, SWINGING MOMENT 10: AN 'ORGY' IN A HOTEL ROOM, SWINGING MOMENT 11: A ZIPLESS FUCK IN A JACUZZI, SWINGING MOMENT 12: NOT SWINGING WITH CANADA, SWINGING MOMENT 13: WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE CALLED POOPAL?, SWINGING MOMENT 14: THE MAN WITH A CANE AND A NON-PLAYING WIFE, SWINGING MOMENT 15: CALLING KEVIN OUT, SWINGING MOMENT 16: A CARPET BURN, AND NOT FROM SEX!, SWINGING MOMENT 17: TWO VERY LONG DRIVES FOR NOTHING, SWINGING MOMENT 18: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FAIR, SWINGING MOMENT 19: BEWARE OF CAMBRIDGE SWINGING COUPLES, SWINGING MOMENT 20: A WOMAN TAKES HER MAN FOR A WALK, SWINGING MOMENT 21: A HARLEY DAVIDSON AND A PANG OF JEALOUSY, SWINGING MOMENT 22: A MAGICAL TIME IN LINCOLN, SWINGING MOMENT 23: SEX WITH A 'DIRTY WHORE', SWINGING MOMENT 24: A COUPLES NIGHT AT A SEX CLUB WITH A UNICORN ENDING, SWINGING MOMENT 25: SHROPSHIRE MEETS SHROPSHIRE IN CHESHIRE, SWINGING MOMENT 26: FROM A NEVER ENDING BUKKAKE TO A NOT-SO-HAPPY ENDING BUKKAKE?, SWINGING MOMENT 27: A PROWLING WITNESS TO A DOUBLE-PENETRATION, SWINGING MOMENT 28: THE WOMAN FROM ST LOUIS, SWINGING MOMENT 29: MY BEST EVER DINNER PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 30: THE LAST PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 31: AN EMBARRASSING INCIDENT IN THE TOILETS, SWINGING MOMENT 32: PIMPING AT A CLUB, SWINGING MOMENT 33: FUNCTIONAL VERSUS SOCIAL SWINGING, SWINGING MOMENT 34: FALLING ASLEEP ON A TOILET, SWINGING MOMENT 35: THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE UNWASHED, SWINGING MOMENT 36: BAREBACK SEX IN RETFORD, SWINGING MOMENT 37: A PLANNED FOURSOME IN LEXINGTON PLACE, SWINGING MOMENT 38: FOND MEMORIES OF SHIRLEY, SWINGING MOMENT 39: A PRE-SWINGING ENCOUNTER, SWINGING MOMENT 40: MY WIFE AT A SEX CLUB, SWINGING MOMENT 41: THIS IS HOW I GOT INTO SWINGING, SWINGING MOMENT 42: A GANGBANG AT A SEX PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 43: MY FIRST SWINGING TIME AT A SEX CLUB, SWINGING MOMENT 44: I WAS ONCE A PERFORMING SEAL, SWINGING MOMENT 45: A CAMMING EXPERIENCE, SWINGING MOMENT 46: FFM IS EXHAUSTING FOR A MAN, SWINGING MOMENT 47: MOST WOMEN SHAGGED IN A DAY, SWINGING MOMENT 48: SLOPPY SECONDS, SWINGING MOMENT 49: A CUCKOLDING EXPERIENCE and SWINGING MOMENT 50: HE JUST HAD TOO MUCH STAMINA FOR ME! for other moments.
These posts are solely my recollections. I readily accept that others involved may recall the swinging moments differently, especially the interpretation of the moments.
Fuckin delicious wooow i love
I don't recommend sex on a blow-up bed!
@spunkycumfun what's in your opinion want to recommend in this moments you're talking about from your experience... what's this experiments
@Alfedofernanz200 A bed with a comfortable but firm mattress is best for sex.
@spunkycumfun but what about this swinging which of them good and best in your experience...
@Alfedofernanz200 A king size bed is best.
@spunkycumfun perfect
we love 4somes
I love foursomes too especially mingly foursomes.
I have a very sensitive nose so good hygiene in a partner is a must for me, I was propositioned by a woman at a music festival recently that I had noticed eyeing me up for a couple of days and on the last night she came over started chatting then suggested as we about the same height we would be good for oral sex, the fact that the showers on the site weren't working for much of the time and the fact she was a smoker I politely declined her offer.
The lack of showers and clean toilets are reasons I've stopped going to music festivals.
Hello how are you,what are you doing this evening
I'll be making poached eggs on toast this evening.
You have my brain playing with the idea of having a blow up doll or sex mannequin at an adult party. Would all the men have a go at her? If there was a sybian or sex bunny or some sex machine, would all the women want a turn? Do people want to really connect with another human or do they just want to get off sometimes? Hhhmmmm ....
Hugs!!
I've been to a sex party with a Sybian. It wasn't too popular with the women. I suspect men would prefer a real woman than a blow-up doll!
Had long answer yet internet went out. Might have had more fun if she were a blow up doll
You may be right.
Hott
It was hot in places.
Have you encountered hygiene issue before, during and/or after having sex with someone?Often. It's amazing how many men have bad breath, bad teeth, even once, missing teeth and gum disease. More than once I've had to be subjected to the odor of gum disease when meeting someone or while having coffee and once at breakfast. I'm very particular about oral hygiene. I go to the dentist every three months for professional cleanings. I actually ask people now how often they see their dentist, but at least once I've suspected someone lied. I have actually met and more than met with three men who see their dentist every three months.
Men with long nails and men with dirty nails are a turn off. Long hair and long beards are a turn off as well but that's not so much hygiene as grooming.
If so, what did you do? Obviously I didn't meet them again or get intimate in any way.
Once, a very young man had thrush. I explained to him what it was and how he needed to treat it, antifungal soap or shampoo, antifungal power or spray and dry the area thoroughly with a hair dryer. I told him a much younger woman probably wouldn't know what that was and would be offended. I've seen photos here of women and men with thrush infections of the groin. I can't believe they aren't ashamed to post those photos with bright red skin, even if they don't know what it is, they should obviously know something is wrong. Besides the raw skin is the odor, it's unmistakable and unpleasant to say the least.
You pass the shaggability test, unfortunately I couldn't meet you halfway the previous time or at all this last visit. I haven't even made any plans to return. I was thinking of July when school is out or August, because who in their right mind goes to Wales in October and November. xx
Body hygiene is important, and it's nothing to do with Wales.
Well, I haven’t had any serious hygiene issues in encounters with strangers, although when I was young, my husband, a friend, and I once spent a weekend camping high up in the mountains, and frankly there weren’t many opportunities to wash properly there… but anyway, the two guys were lifelong friends and we were in a ménage à trois relationship, so there was more than enough prior physical intimacy. And yes, the mattress we all slept on together was inflatable!!! 😄 But I think the circumstances of the mattress were very different from those of you meeting that couple.
I'm totally convinced that the circumstances of the blow-up mattress were different for you. For me there was no sexual spark in this moment I described. This was functional swinging; we've met up, therefore we have to have sex. I was never a functional swinger in that it was just about sex.
@spunkycumfun Yes, I get it. In those circumstances, an inflatable bed really kills the mood… 😄
@AuraAviatik6 But Baileys in a posh hotel lifts the mood!
We have had some unfortunate events in our swing life also
It goes with the territory.
A blow-up bed. Now that's a new adventure! However having had experience with air mattresses when camping, blow-up bed sex is not something I'll likely ever seek. Those mattresses aren't too damn reliable for just sleeping so I can't imagine how they'd do for sex - even sex with uglies that likely didn't get too energetic.
The only hygiene issue I've had with a play partner was a lady my age that apparently didn't use deodorant. I eventually stopped seeing her over that point. That not an easy decision for me to make since she was a HUGE squirter. 💦
Blow-up beds don't seem to be designed with sex in mind!
That's sounds like a very awkward evening for you both. Sometimes things pan out and other times they don't so sorry this happened to you both. I would of left once seeing the blow up bed myself just saying..
Never been in any kind of situations like this and wouldn't enjoy it if I were I don't think.
I hope your Thursday is filled with many fun and sexy thrills my friend..
The problem was that we had drunk too much alcohol to leave by car.
looks like fun
It was fun in parts. The conversation was better than the sex.
HOT!! 🔥🔥😈🍆🔥🔥
It was hot in parts.