There are certain things in life which are considered by most to be better when they are bigger.
Wine measures, pizzas, Yorkie bars and penises, to name a few.
The good news is that, when it comes to willies, the size debate is a little more complicated than you’d think.
So before you fast track your appointment for penile enlargement surgery you might want to consider the following.
There’s not a lot in it
The average size of an adult erect penis in the UK is between 5.5 inches and 6.2 inches and between 4.7 inches and 5.12 inches in girth.
So as long as you’re not miles outside of the boundaries – or skinny dipping in the North Sea in mid-December – there’s not a lot in it.
You’re closer than you think
According to a recent survey, the most ‘desirable’ penis length for women is 6.5 inches, and while this is a little bit above average, it isn’t a lot.
Apparently, we also think that girth is more important than length, so if you’ve been gifted with a courgette rather than a cucumber you’re still in with a chance.
Just make sure it’s not a runner bean.
You give a s**t more than she does
It might come as relief to know that your girlfriend doesn’t harbour a secret passion for Ron Jeremy.
Eighty-five per cent of women claim to be satisfied with their partner’s penis size.
Meanwhile, only 55 per cent of men are happy with what they’re packing.
In short, you’re harder on yourself than we are.
Either that or we’re being kind and keep satisfied while you’re at work with a super-size vibrator and some extra strength batteries.
Best not to ask.
Proportion matters
Ultimately, it’s proportion which is important.
Not unlike boobs in that respect, when it comes to size, it is not whether they are just a handful or a stonking pair of double DD’s which matters, but that they ‘fit’ well on the body.
Being in shape with an average-sized cock will get you further with the ladies than being hung like a donkey but having a beer gut of epic proportions.
Get some motion in your ocean
If you’ve got a wee-willy-winkle, my advice would be this.
Keep fit, be groomed (no, shaving off all your pubic hair does NOT make your penis look bigger) and work damn hard on your technique.
While ‘it’s not the size of the ship it’s the motion of the ocean’ is clearly something made up by a guy with a small dick, there is truth in the theory that sex isn’t all about epic cock size.
Master your foreplay, endurance and rhythm and it’s unlikely she’ll even notice your willy is the same size as your big toe.
Either that or turn the heating off and blame the cold. Damn that boiler.
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You can be johnny Wad but if you don't know how to give and take your have nothing
I love little, thin cocks!! They can use my tiny, shallow holes as hard as they want while I can still fit them all the way inside of me!
A handful of past sexual experiences (bisexual), some vary forgettable girlfriends and the few women in my life that clearly I was supposed to meet and have been in my life who I loved or was in love with showed me the truth.
Now as a average looking guy whose not remotely a pretty boy or jock I never relied on such superficial things or the pump and dump, notch on my belt. But instead got good at the bedroom game. ( fuck like a fat guy) lol 😆
Long story short all these woman as different as they where all felt to much is a real issue.
Seriously think about it, if you got some donkey dick and you are with an average sexy girl next door type, if you are way to long or thick it's a waste as blowjobs will be harder to perform and getting to throat fuck is out. If to long and thin (needle dick ) it's not comfortable for her as basically you are just pooking her cervix and of course it's the thickness that matters to her, feels good, and if to long you can't get real intimate and basically balls deep, closer is better and more intense. She wants to get fucked, not stabbed by Mr pencil dick 🤣 and of course if way to thick, she is definitely not going to let you go anal, it's all about pleasurable pain and taboo kinky fun, not being ripped apart. Big enough, spread and filled, basically a little balance. I'm arond 8" long at best when fully turned on and thick about 6" around. No worries or complaints 😎
regular cocks are nice, but an 8" would be great bigger than that may be just too big for many people
8 and a half inches here pleased to meet you lol and yes the half does matter lol
bigger is better to a point
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I have never measured my dick but I would say I’m average in length and below average in thickness,
That's a perfect size!
@Smooth_Michelle perfect enough for you to want it inside you? Feel free to message me if you would like to see more
@Paisleypenis yes definitely perfect size to be in me. I'd love to see him...please!
@Smooth_Michelle I would love to see pictures of you
@Paisleypenis he is so beautiful...I just hope he fits
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