For years I had the best deal going. I had a NSA relationship with the hottest chick. I mean, this girl looked like she should have a staple somewhere in her midsection. She looked like a professional model. Better yet, she was from Poland so her accent would buckle your knees. Everywhere we went, she stopped traffic. We met at work years ago, and I helped her out once. She reciprocated with dinner. We stayed friends for awhile, but lost track of each other over time. Then one day about 13 years ago, I was on a plane from LA to Vegas for a layover before continuing to CT. I got on the plane and was reading when I heard a familiar sounding voice behind me say, "excuse me, can we change seats so I can sit with my boyfriend?" It was her. Unbelievable. What are the odds? We swapped number and talked about grabbing coffee to catch up. Well, one day while at a football game that November, she texts me asking where I was. She asked if I could leave and come right over. Unfortunately, I had carpooled there so the best I could do was stop by after I got back to my car. She told me to hurry, "before my boyfriend comes over". Could she mean...? Well, I got there about 3 minutes before him. So, I stayed for awhile bullshitting while he kept giving me dirty looks. Hey, I was innocent man! About a month later, she comes by to swap gifts for Christmas. She stayed a bit and turned to leave but grabbed my hat from my head and put it on. She looked awesome in my cap, so I told her to keep it. "Do I look good in it?", she asked in excitement and ran into my bedroom to look in a mirror. "Take a photo of me in it", she asked. OK. One led to two, two led to four, etc. Each coming with a sexier and sexier pose. "OK stop, that's not fair. You're turning me on and then you will run off to Joe's (not real name) house.", I said. She scoffed and pulled up her shirt, revealing her bra with her nice C-cups spilling over the top of the purple and black laced lingerie. "Keep taking pictures of me!" she insisted. D'OK! After a few poses with the bra on, she pulled her tits out over the top of the bra. I have a few kinks that immediately put me into Pavlav's Dog's territory and that is one of them. I put the camera down and approached her, and she stopped me. "We aren't done taking pictures yet. Keep going", she ordered. Who was I kidding? This is the hottest chick ever and whatever happens, these pics were going into my spank bank for sure! HAHA.

After a few more poses, she says, "Come over here and take pictures of us with you holding my tits." I gotta tell you, I was rock hard. Painfully rock hard and was trying to keep it cool. This was a fantasy coming to life. I mean, I always imagined sex with this woman, and now I was on my way to fulfilling that fantasy. I took a few pics of me fondling her, and then she told me to suck her nipples. Camera down. Time to go. She moaned and her breathing got so heavy as I tongued her perky nipples. Then she said it in that incredibly sexy accent: "I want to suck your dick!" Her hand grabbed at my bulging jeans in a flash and she kept up the tease asking in a breathy voice (with the sexy accent), "do you want me to suck your cock? You want to put your cock in my mouth?" My head was spinning as I furiously undid my belt and unzipped all while she dropped to her knees and ripped my boxer briefs down to release my throbbing cock. It felt like the skin was going to tear off the head of my penis as she ran her tongue from my balls up the shaft and wrapped her lips around the head. I stumbled with shaky knees and she stood up and guided me back to my living room couch. From there she gave me the most incredible blow job that I had in years, and took the entire load, saving some to spit into her hand and lick up for me. She got up and grabbed her jacket, telling me that "Joe" was probably wondering what was taking her so long to get to his house. I walked her to her car and she got in, kissed me and said, "bet you didn't expect that for Christmas!" I told her that I felt bad because I wanted to satisfy her. That's when she said, "Next time, baby. You'll have plenty of chances."

Ho-lee shit. LIke. For real? This only happens to pornstars and really good looking dudes. Right?

Wrong. What followed was a decade of amazing, raunchy, steamy sexual encounters with ZERO strings attached. We did it everywhere. She would just whisper into my ear, "I want to fuck." and off we went. One time I carefully gave it to her in the back of a strip club. We'd fuck in bathrooms, trains, offices, cars, our back yards. In the front window of the house so people could watch. She was insatiable. She would also send me pics and videos of her masturbating at work and I'd reciprocate. It was a scene man. I had a girl who looked like a professional model as a fuck buddy for almost 10 years and I took it for granted. Not long it all came crashing down. Her behavior became erratic. She started getting moody and even surly. It all seemed to start when she came with me to LA on a business trip and picked fights the whole time and there was no sex at all.

She'd started drinking heavily and was slipping into alcoholism. She wanted to keep up our arrangement, but would literally pass out in the middle of it. After some time, I pulled back. I rejected her advances and was trying to help her as a friend. Because in the end, I did care about her as a human being and as my friend. We both knew that we had nothing in common and couldn't be a couple because we're so different and from completely different worlds and backgrounds. But we both couldn't keep our hands off of each other. The physical attraction was carnal. After a few months of trying to help, it became useless. She started attacking me and insulting me at every turn. I had to gracefully remove myself from the situation and told her to contact me when she got REAL professional help. She had also put on about 45 pounds of bloat during this time and completely let herself go.

So, to close, I've had several NSA arrangements in between "real" relationships with girlfriends, but I'll never be able to top what I had with this complete nymphomaniac who was so beautiful that you could prematurely cum in your pants just looking at her. Life is cray-cray.