Couples and males: Let's make ONE thing clear, before you read any further: I am 100% STRAIGHT. NOT gay. NOT bi, or bi-curious. If you are a male, I am NOT interested. PERIOD. I am newly moved, newly divorced, and in search of friends and playmates. I am currently unemployed, but actively searching. i do NOT mooch or borrow money, though. I hope to update this section soon, to show that I have a job, and am not some sorry, lazy-assed loser. [/COLOR] I am an anachronism... Living in the wrong time, but unsure if I am ahead of, or behind this time. I love the outdoors, and working with my hands. The quiet places are my realm. I have "been there, and seen or done that", been shot at and missed, shit at and hit. I have seen good times and bad, and could use some good times right now. I do not want drama, high maintenance, or clinginess. CAN YOU MEET THE CHALLENGE? I will answer ALL questions truthfully... Perhaps too much so. Are you woman enough to ask? To know me? I DARE YOU. I AM drug and disease free, and tested regularly- period. I AM a man, with all that this entails. But I am not an asshole... There IS a difference. I will treat a woman like a lady until she removes all doubt that she is not. My romantic side runs deep.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is reasonably attractive, understanding, discreet, honest, intelligent, AND has common sense. So, there should be a minimum of drama, no drugs or disease, right? I would rather that you tell me the unpleasant truth than have you feed me a line of bullshit. I will do the same, warts and all. I want a friend, but sometimes I do truly need a lover.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Boston, Kansas, ELP, CSN, CCR, et al

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Just ONE? You have GOT to be kidding!!!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sologirl Veronika Zemenova. Her beauty, and the vulnerability
in her eyes. I do not so much want to "take" her,
as I do want to comfort her. And be intimate in ways beyond
the physical.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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