Hear Ye Hear Ye! <p> No my ego does not dwarf an elephant, a jackass maybe, but not an elephant. Most of this profile is in jest. I know you read a lot of profiles that may be as full of themselves as the presentation here, but again, this is mostly a spoof of the AFF Superman syndrome. SO relax and smile. . NOTE: In reality, I actually disdain self agrandizing. This my poke of fun at the world of aff. <br> Every time I see a woman I know, I hear "hello, ImCUMMING!" They seem to orgasm just at the sight of me! This really can be embarrassing, especially when I am with my family. Don't get me wrong; I am happy to bring orgasmic bliss to anyone I meet, but it just gets to be a bit much at times. It can also be a bit anti climatic to know that every woman who says hi to me is having an orgasm. There just isn't any mystery to it any more! Send me a note then see if you find pleasure in saying hello to me too.. lol

My Ideal Person I am really seeking a fairly athletic woman who will be able to CUM over and over AFTER she meets me. That way I get to eventually CUM too instead of having her fall asleep or light up a cig right after she meets me.

Now of course all this was tongue in cheek. On the other hand if your cheeks are sweet, I have the tongue!

For the few of you who thought I was being serious with all this "Cumming" stuff, I hear Kmart is having a 2 for 1 sale for a sense of humor. It's a great investment since a bit of humor and a lot of creativity go along way towards attraction. I will handle the humor if you can at least provide the charm.

By the way, there are more photos lurking about if you care to peruse my network photos or just send an email. I actually do have sensual, romantic and serious aspects to my personality, but they don't translate well into a three paragraph introduction. Kisses for now...