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LadyandtheTroll 54 / 54 / C
"Seeking playmates for fun, frolic, and friendship."
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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LadyandtheTroll 54/C
Calgary, Alberta , Canada
You know the sex was good when the neighbors tell you they are calling the cops on you next time!!!
Most of our friends would say that as a couple we're easy going. We dislike the bar scene and prefer more quiet and intimate settings. We absolutely love sex with each other but enjoy spicing things up with other couples too both separately and together. We are not into drama!! We are into getting to know new people, and enjoying fun and intimate interactions as a couple and alone with other couples in a full swap, same room environment. We also do enjoy larger group interactions occasionally and once in a while we can be found playing at local clubs. As for your questions on our profile picture – yes it is fully tattooed right to the tip! ([COLOR red][I]Oh wait, that's not my profile pic anymore![/I][/COLOR]) He has some other incredible tattoos as does she. We both have pierced genitals and his nipples are pierced as well. We always play safe and are clean, D&D free and expect our playmates to be the same. He is v-safe as well. We are on here to make Friends in and out of the bedroom. We love to Flirt and have fun chatting as its a great way to learn about each other and learn the boundaries however, while this can be fun short term we much prefer to meet over coffee or drinks and find out just how real a situation is. Life is too short to be wasting it on people who only want to play games online and not take advantage of the pleasures of the real world.[COLOR red][/COLOR] You can find our singles profiles under Sexy_LadyB and TattooedTroll.

My Ideal Person Our Ideal People: We're not Ken and Barbie and we don't expect you to be either, but a sense of humor and a quick wit are a bonus. He is straight and she is bi-situational. We have no "ideal idea for partners" as we know each and every person is unique in their own way. That is what makes this lifestyle so fun and enjoyable. We get to meet new people and enjoy unique experiences and hopefully make some new long time friends.
We play together and separate. Single guys, if you can't carry on an intelligent conversation and all you have is pictures of your genitals....don't waste yours or my time. And guys, if all you are capable of is clicking the flirt button....well guys who have a little more dexterity and communication skills will at least get a look.
We love playing with couples, swapping, same room play, and groups. The right man may join us for a little MFM! We are on here to make Friends, fulfill Fantasies and have lots of fun!!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 54/54 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: August 16, 1966 December 12, 1966
Relocate?: No No
Height: 182-185 cm 175-177 cm
Body Type: Athletic Ample
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual Spiritual
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 44 / 100 D
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair? Brown
Eye Color: Blue Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Either Prefer not to say