I tried this out on and off for a couple of summers while the s would visit grand-ma's house. And about 2 years ago, just when I was about to say bump this... I met a great brotha (like minded freak like me), who actually read my profile and we've been stuck together like glue every since and now we're married. (Our familes think we met on E-Harmony during a "free communication week-end and we're sticking to it. LOL) So, We've recently relocated from VA to SC and are looking for some nice "normal", down to earth, respectful, people/couple/group(with straight men only, no bi-bois or trannys) to get together with every now and again and just hang out and let it flow from there. About me... I'm a big girl... size 18 all day and night, (but I can tie my shoes without being light headed... LOL) If you're not sure what that looks or feels like or if it's for you, I respect that, but please move on. I'm not gonna win the beauty padgent, but sober men frequently talk to me during the day light hours. He's 5'10", average to atheletic build, med brown complection, inviting smile and laid back style. He's also well packaged and has lots of stamina. I'd say we are generally attractive, clean, intelligent, fun and laid back. He's the quiet one and I'm the communicator, but neither of us is loud or disrespectful and can't stand that in others. We have a great sense of humor and are usually upbeat and happy. NO DRAMA, NO DRUGS, NO DISEASE, NO TOBACCO PRODUCTS and you must be the same. We're not looking to replace each other, meet with or talk to you frequently or help you pay your car note. We're just seeking a sexually satisfying, ocassional hook-up with some people we can get to know. Please read atleast one of my blogs before you contact me... They're all based on the kind of sex we enjoy having.

My Ideal Person What we are looking for is... to get acquainted with a hetero-sexual, confident, mature, common sense oriented, respectful, professional couple/male/female or group, that has a rational wheaty side and a freaky and fun frosted flip side. Please, no drugs/ disease/ drama/ felony arrests/ grillz/ psychosis or depressed sour pusses. Even if you're only an occasional social smoker, allergies force us to respectfully decline. If you're ok looking at men in bad wigs and a thong, you're probably at least bi-sexual and are just a bottle of Henny & a night of desperation away from crossing ova. So, not right now or eva! Also, if there's a man or woman who would be sad or mad enough to act a fool if they accidentally saw us together in public... We can't be bothered. OK, aside from asking for sanity, respect, common sense, people who's mug doesn't scare the sun, I'd really like to meet a breast man. If you have between 8-10 inches of pretty black dick and you know what an ol skool hook-up is all about, holla at us. Laughter, One Love 2 All.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Fucking on the hood of a 67 Vett in a warm summer rain.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, but I do have this thing for counter tops, table tops, desktops

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really... it will never happen. I'd much rather get lost in though about a past or future
encounter.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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