[COLOR red]****ATTENTION**** I have come to realise that many do not really read the entire profile so I thought I would have a couple of bullet points to save some time. 1)I am not interested in black men. 2)I tend to like tall thinner men. 3)I am not travelling 300 miles for a penis. Please be within a reaable distance. I do encourage you to read the rest of my profile if you wish...just keep in mind the points above. [/COLOR] [COLOR darkblue]~I came to this site looking for sex. I enjoy it...I relish in the feel of a man touching me and me touching him. If I had my druthers..I would be having sex 4-5 times a week. I do not want 4-5 differant men though. I ideally would like to find that certain someone. I mean we all do in some way..whether we admit it or not. I enjoy a variety of things in my life. I am an intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humor. Humorless men need not apply. I am a BBW...refuse to use the terminology on here to describe me. I have photos...so you know what I look like. If you love 80s music, British comedies, reading books (including Harry Potter..yes Harry Potter), Adult swim, Ronald Reagan, and singing in the rain...then give me a hollar. I want to be treated with respect (but you can throw my legs over your shoulders and treat me naughty every once in a while).[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I am looking for a man that is intelligent, funny, sexy. I want someone I can have a conversation with. That conversation can be before or after sex..it can be instead of sex (at least for a bit. This is a sex site after all). I do not stand on ceremony when it comes to looks, but there does have to be a connection. Something that sparks an interest. If you do not take care of yourself (shower, brush teeth, general cleanliness) don't bother. No one wants to be intimate with pigpen. I do not care how cute he was with the cloud around his head. You have to appreciate a dry sarcastic humor. And if you know who Black Adder is and can enjoy him...then you are on the right path.
Ideally I like tall thin men..always have. But that is not my only preference to be sure, but if you just happen to be tall and thin...then my interest goes up. I have a preferance to caucasion men only. Single men only.
Do not bother to email me with a message like "You wanna do it?" That shows no thought. I also do not want your life story. And if you do not have a picture on your profile..you need to send one. I do not sleep with a gray outline.
And while I am at it...one more thing. I could care less how long your cock is. No really...I do not care. So do me a favor and do not tell me the exact measurement. If you profile name is "giantcockforutotaste", then I suppose I get the point. Anyone can have a large bat...but if all they do is swing it with no idea of hitting the target, then all they have is a piece of wood cutting through air.
Have a brilliant day! Hope to hear from you soon.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It starts in a classy bar in an upscale hotel somewhere in
downtown. I am dressed simply but seductively. A skirt
(not too short), a shirt, thigh highs, garter, and a simple
pair of panties. Skirt cannot be too short because you are
the only one that should see the satin bow at the top of my
thigh highs. You are dressed nicely but not uptight. A nice
pair of dress pants and a crisply ironed shirt that matches
you perfectly. We are having a couple of drinks at a table
in the back. Talking and laughing softly. A kiss here and
there to lighten the mood. I get up to go powder my nose. My
purse in hand I head to the ladies room. I come out of the restroom
and head to the bar where I order a shot of goldschlagger.
I work my way back to the table. You are watching me the entire
time. Our eyes never leave one another. I am tingling with
anticipation about what I am about to embark on. I sit down,
slam the shot, and pull you into a soul heightening kiss.
My breath is fresh from the shot. Your hand comes up to enfold
my breast..I stop it. I open your hand and place the wireless
remote to the vibrator I just "put in" while
visiting the bathroom. Powder my nose! ha! You look at me
with a question and I just tell you to turn the knob. With
that starts an evening of me trying to stay calm as you make
me squirm with your control.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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